The Female Brain Page #12

Synopsis: What makes a woman swipe right for Mr. Wrong? Sofía Vergara and Whitney Cummings star in this fresh, witty look at the science behind our romantic missteps.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Whitney Cummings
Production: IFC Films
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
41
Rotten Tomatoes:
27%
NOT RATED
Year:
2017
98 min
790 Views


being attracted to me

at some point.

And I'm gonna get jealous

and I'm probably

gonna act crazy.

And I'm gonna get

super paranoid

and I'm gonna wanna,

like, go through

your phone.

And I'm gonna act

really insane sometimes,

but I am ready.

You know, I'd never

intentionally do

any of that.

You're gonna break

my heart

but it will be worth it.

Well, look on the

bright side, you know,

maybe you'll get lucky

and break mine first.

[sighs]

I hope so.

I really hope so. Oh.

- You're not

supposed to say that.

- Oh.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

[music continues]

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

What would you

have me do?

Where would you

have me go?

Tell me how to

fly away

I'll spread my wings

and go

Tell me to stay

I'll lay back down

Drift away

without a sound

I'll keep on baiting

your frame of view

Every day's a new shade

of you eh

What would you

have me do?

Where would you

have me go?

What would you

have me do?

Where would you

have me go?

[music continues]

Where would you

have me go?

Where would you

have me go?

[music continues]

What would you

have me do?

Where would you

have me go?

When will you

understand?

It's not the same

anymore

You buried me deep

and dig me up

So we are diamonds

in the rough

Oh we can't be saved

this time it's true

Doing my best to

break through to you eh

What would you

have me do?

Where would you

have me go?

What would you

have me do?

Where would you

have me go?

[music continues]

Where would you

have me go?

I get so high

I could touch the sky

I get so high

I could kiss the sky

But you bring me

back down low

You're always

bringing me down

[music continues]

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Neal Brennan

Neal Brennan (born October 19, 1973) is an American comedian, writer, producer, and director. He is known for co-creating and co-writing the Comedy Central series Chappelle's Show with Dave Chappelle. By the end of the second season, it was ranked as the most popular Comedy Central show. It premiered in January 2003 and continued until 2006. more…

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