The Fighting Temptations Page #2
So, you came by train.
I was tryin' to meet the bus.
I'm goin' to the Canaan Inn.
That's straight down this road,
about five minutes.
Yours won't open, mine won't stay shut.
But it opens.
Yes, it opens.
The next hour is brought to you
by Mitchell's Funeral Home,
where the caskets are so nice,
you'll wish you were dead.
Now the news. Like to give a shout out
to Darrin Hill, in town for Sally's funeral.
- Welcome home.
- That's news?
- Next, traffic.
- There is no traffic.
- There is no traffic.
- I could do this job.
- I wonder what the temperature is.
- The temperature is 85.
Boy, you got soft. This ain't nothin'
compared to July and August.
That's when you can fry an egg
on the sidewalk.
After this, I'm going back
to New York City,
with no eggs
frying on the sidewalk.
- Because it's cold?
- No, because it's civilisation.
There's too much urine on the sidewalk.
See? You don't know
what you're missin'.
The hotter it get, the less
They gotta let that booty b...
Gotta let that booty breathe.
I know you got your Naomo Cambos
and your Holy Berrys,
all the models up there,
but for booty,
you got to come down south.
We booty experts, bootyologists.
- Booty is in the eye of the beholder.
Now your Louisiana booty, it gets its
buoyancy from its heavy seafood diet.
Your Alabama booty
is characterised by its density.
A quarter bouncing... ping!
As for your Mississippi booty,
consensus say the Indian genetic
contribution gives it its beautiful tone.
As for your Georgia booty,
the Georgia sun bakes and seals
all the booty juices into a slow roast!
- I see I'm dealing with a connoisseur.
- For sure, a booty connoisseur.
- Who's that?
That's Lilly. Forget all that booty stuff.
She's in a spectrum of fineness
she got a suit against her
for reckless endangerment.
Sounds like a special kind of woman.
Holler at me later,
I'll hook you up with her.
This is where you're stayin'.
Thought they were puttin' me up
in a hotel.
It's a boardin' house. This the only place
that has room. Hey, Jimmy B!
- Hey, what's up, Smooth L?
- His grandmother own the place.
Darrin? Come on,
everybody's already at the funeral.
Get in.
Momma catch me
Put a whoopin' to my backside
- And even as a crack fiend...
- Man, that's inappropriate music.
This man's auntie's
about to be maggot food.
The funeral is beginnin' of Sally Walker.
Let us have a moment of silence
to pay our respect.
Sorry about that.
I guess I was celebratin' her life
a little late into the night.
Simon. Sarah. How you all doin' today?
- Aunt Sally's nephew, Darrin.
- Nice to meet you.
- We all loved Miss Sally.
She was little Nicholas's godmother.
Hey, little man.
You know I'm your daddy, right?
Don't hate the player. Hate the game.
I'm in the freakin' Twilight Zone.
Wake up!
Wake up!
Oh, Sally!
Why did it have to be her?
Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord!
Faye, couldn't you find someplace else
to be slain in the Spirit?
- Grandma, get up!
- She's your grandma?
Sally! Sally!
The nerve, showin' their faces
in the house of God.
Glad my departed husband
isn't here to witness this.
You can't keep people from a funeral.
They loved Sally.
They're a bunch of heathens.
I don't even know why she cared.
Move down.
Brothers and sisters,
we are gathered here today
to pay tribute to a great woman...
Sally Walker.
We will now be blessed
with a selection from the choir
and their lead singer,
Reverend Shirley Caesar.
I got a signal. It's a miracle!
- If that ain't Jesus callin', shut it off.
- Sorry. Go on.
My cellphone's been out of range.
Has Mr Fairchild changed his mind?
- What?
- They're repossessing your stuff.
Not my TV!
Nothing can replace Aunt Sally!
Not my TV, my Bose system...
Let it out, son, let it out.
Yeah.
Keep stalling the creditors.
I'll call you back.
- The church, it's in mourning
- Mourning
Glory to God
The church, it's in mourning
- Mournin'
- Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
- The church, it's in mourning
- Mourning
Good God Almighty, another soldier
A true-born soldier
Has gone home, gone home
Why, we're here today
For the home-going and the celebration
Of a wonderful woman
Aunt Sally
Everybody loved Aunt Sally
She took the young people
And kept them under her wings
And she cared for the elderly
I just wanna say listen
We might not have this chance
Swift move on, Aunt Sally
Swift move on, Aunt Sally
And take your rest
We loved you, Aunt Sally
But God loved you best
- Oh, yeah
- If you see my mother there
Tell my momma I'm on my way
I'm on my way
- Our hearts are in mourning
- Mourning
Glory to God
It's left our hearts in mourning
Mournin'
Good God Almighty, good God Almighty
- It's left our hearts in mourning
- Mournin'
Another soldier, a true-born soldier
A holy, good soldier
A heaven-bound soldier
- Yeah
- Yeah
Gone, gone, gone
Gone on home
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah
- Hallelujah.
- Amen.
- Yeah
- Yeah
- Let the church say amen.
- Amen.
- Let the church say amen.
- Amen.
- Amen.
- Yes, yes, yes. Well, well, well.
At this time, we would like to give
an opportunity to say
how much she meant to 'em.
It's only fitting to start with the person
that came the farthest way to be here.
- That's her great-nephew, Darrin.
- All right. Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, brother Darrin.
- Yes, my brother.
- Oh, yeah.
- All right, son.
Come on. Oh, yeah, amen.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Many of you don't remember me.
- The one that had the phone.
Yeah. But before that,
I was Aunt Sally's favourite nephew.
I thought we'd see forever,
but forever's gone away.
And it's so hard to say goodbye...
...to yesterday.
- Boyz II Men.
- I got one amen, can I get another?
- Amen.
My mom passed away a few years ago,
in a hit-and-run accident
when I was still a teenager.
It's the talks I had with her
I cherish more than anything.
...that it was Aunt Sally who took us in
when I was a baby,
after my father died in Vietnam.
- I'll always love her for that.
- Your mama dead, too?
He just said it.
Young man, so glad that you came
for your aunt's funeral.
She was always telling us how well
you were doin' up in New York,
with your important job.
- What was it?
- What was what?
Your job. She never mentioned
what it was.
I haven't seen you since you were
knee-high to a grasshopper.
Reverend, have you seen
this very pretty lady?
- Her name is Lilly?
- She ain't no lady.
Mother Cooley, sinners are welcome
in the house of the Lord.
- She's a sinner? What kind of sinner?
- Unrepentant.
- Really?
- I just come to offer my condolences
and let you know that to be absent from
the body is to be present with the Lord.
- She's in a far better place, OK?
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