The Final Member Page #6

Well, well... the big moment.

Yes.

Great.

Fantastic.

This is not so small.

From a 95-year-old.

Yeah, five inches. Legal length.

You can imagine how I feel.

And you see how I can open

next spring with this specimen.

Fantastic.

Yeah.

It's a great day in my life.

One of the greatest

if not the greatest

in the history of my collecting.

This is the top,

this is the final, final goal.

Welcome to the museum, Mr Arason.

Thanks.

Hello.

Hello, Siggi.

Yes.

This is Tom Mitchell

calling from California.

Oh, hi, how are you?

I'm fine. How are you?

I'm fine, I'm fine.

We haven't talked for...

You know, things are happening here.

Things are happening there?

Yeah.

What's going on?

With Mr Arason, the old guy.

You did what now?

He will be the first Icelander,

but there is still room

for the first foreigner.

Okay.

So you got Mr Arason's donation?

Yeah.

Okay. So have you actually

gotten his penis yet, or...

Yeah, I got it.

You got it?

It will be formally announced

on Friday.

Okay, is it just his penis

or testicles too?

No, testicles and scrotum

and everything, yeah.

What was that again?

I didn't understand that.

No, testicles and scrotum

and everything.

Okay.

I'm disappointed.

But I'm not devastated.

I might have been more disappointed

two or three years ago.

But no, it's...

my goals have moderated.

I'm... I've shape shifted.

And it's not that big a deal.

And there are still ways

that Elmo can be

the most famous penis in the world.

I want to welcome you all

to this celebration.

This is a great moment in my life

and in the museums history.

And a great moment

in the history of all Icelandic museums.

I'm enthralled, absolutely.

This is a day I've been waiting for

all my collecting years, 37 years.

So this is... this is great.

My son will be taking over.

I'm very happy about it.

He has quite a lot of good

ideas about the future.

When the time comes, you have to

stop. I think this is the moment.

None of the museums trustees

comes close to Pall Arasons

contribution to the museum.

Now I will remove

the cloth from this prize exhibit.

I feel absolutely great.

The first proper human has arrived.

Now, lets all drink to Pall!

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