The Finales I: Date Of Fire Page #10

Lo:
What a joke.

Dave:
I know right--?

They see on the news about Nate, about the deaths of everyone in the hospital, and how it was Nate who did it.

Lo:
Oh my god.

Dave:
That’s that dude!

Lo:
That was 6 hours ago.

Dave:
F***.

We move into the lab inside the doctor’s office, Jay and the other doctor who Nate almost killed, Field, looking at the flu shot.

Field:
It was just a flu shot--

Jay:
And somehow, We messed it up!

Field:
Messed it up? No, He said he’s had a flu shot before, So either we gave him the wrong Vaccine, or--

The boss, Ben, walks to them, placing several sheets of paper on their desk.

Ben:
You want to know what happened?

Jay:
What?

Ben:
You did give him the wrong Vaccine.

Field:
No, I swear, We gave him the right one--

Ben:
Well, According to this, You gave him a female Vaccine you would have given a female baby!

Jay:
I told you, Field--

Field (pointing at Jay): You knew nothing!

Jay:
Oh, I did--

Ben:
Plus, You gave it to him in the forehead?!

Jay:
He said he’d pay us more! My girlfriend’s birthday is coming up, I wanted that extra money!

Ben chuckles, and then suddenly gets loud.

Ben:
YOU FOOLS ARE GOING TO DESTROY US! WE’RE A LOCAL BUSINESS! THIS SH*T IS GOING TO DESTROY US!

Field:
I told you that we couldn’t of done that, Jay--

Jay:
You’re the one that said that! I was just taking up for you because I know you’re going through a lot!

Field (pointing at Jay): Sir, He’s a liar.

Ben:
I don’t care who lied! We need to end this!

Jay:
I’ve got an idea.

Ben (sarcastically): Oh, You’ve got an idea?! Will it get us out of this f***ing sh*t?!

Jay:
Well, Do we need to stop Nate?

Ben:
Yeah.

Jay:
How about we get test subjects, and experiment with this Vaccine--

Field:
I’ve got tons of them in the storage closet--

Ben:
You folks are insane--!

Jay:
What choice do we have?!

Ben:
Not do that!

Field:
We don’t have a choice, Mr. Ben!

Ben:
Ugh, When can we start trials?

Jay:
There’s a rat around here.

We cut to them in a lab. Field puts the rat in the glass container.

Rat:
Ehhh! Ehh--

Jay:
Shut up!

Ben (grabbing the injection): So, You want me to put the water in it--

Jay:
You did, Right?

Ben:
Yeah.

Field:
Thank god.

Ben:
That’s not a good idea to put water in it--

Jay:
Shut up, You wouldn’t know.

Field (grabbing the injection from Ben): If this doesn’t work, Jay, It is on you.

Field injects the Rat with it. The rat begins to shake, it begins throwing up water, It then begins throws up so much water it begins to flood the whole room.

Ben:
What the--?!

Jay:
It worked! It f***ing worked! OH my god--

The rat suddenly turns into water, and it jumps on Field, biting him.

Field:
Get off of me! Get off-

Ben grabs the Rat, and it begins spraying him. Jay bumps into a radio, and it plays some rock song.

Ben:
I hate this song! I hate this--

Jay grabs an axe from the emergency container.

Jay (swinging the axe towards them to the rat): Come here!

The rat jumps on the axe.

Jay (screaming):
MOTHER OF GOD--

The rat then suddenly becomes huge, and bites Jay’s head.

Field:
OH MY GOD! OH MY--

Ben tries attempt to break open a window with his elbow, but the rat bites him before they can, Field then grabs the axe, and breaks the window open with it. He gets out.

Field (pulling out the injections): Well, Time for human trials.

We cut to Field walking in a water plant.

Arnold (seeing him pass by security): Wait! You didn’t--

Field injects him.

Field (seeing him fall): It only had tabasco in it!

Field walks off, He goes to the section where the water is filtered, He injects all of the injections he has into it.

Field (seeing an officer running towards him): What?! It is only animal blood, candle wax, water, urine and--

Kevin:
What the hell?

Field:
May I test on you--?

Kevin:
Hell no! What the f***?!

Field goes to inject him, but him and Kevin engage in a fight.

Kevin:
Motherf***er! Are you trying to kill the state?!

Field (almost about to inject him in the neck): If that’s what it takes, I will!

Kevin (narrowly missing the shot by a centimeter): Motherf***er! You’re going to have to try a lot f***ing harder than that!

We then cut to Lo and Dave looking in a blockbuster store.

Lo (grabbing some superhero movie and showing Dave): This one’s really good.

Dave (grabbing another one in the same franchise): I liked this one better myself.

Lo (checking the case of the one he was looking at and looking up at the one Dave is showing him): I didn’t like that one.

Dave:
You didn’t? This one is my favorite, I may rent it, This is the 4K, and my 4K blu-ray is scratched.

Lo:
How do you scratch a blu-ray?

Dave:
I honestly don’t know.

Lo (putting the DVD he was looking at up): Well, Chances are, If yours is scratched, that one is most likely scratched too.

Dave (holding on to the blu-ray): Well, I’ll take the chance.

Dave walks over to a water fountain, and when he turns it on and drinks out of it, It is gray.

Lo (noticing the water and walking to it): Woah, Check it out!

Dave (not noticing it and turning the water fountain off): What?

Lo (turning the water fountain Dave was drinking out of on): Its gray!

Dave:
What the?

Dave puts his finger in it, and then instantly pulls his finger out.

Dave:
It is burning hot! But when I drank it, It was freezing cold, That was the coldest drink I’ve ever drank, Now, It is the hottest thing I’ve ever touched.

Lo (going to touch it): It can’t be.

Lo does the same thing Dave did.

Lo:
Jesus Christ, You’re not lying.

Dave:
I don’t have a reason to.

Lo (checking his watch): F***, They close right now.

Dave:
What?

Lo:
They’re closing early today for some reason.

Dave:
Dammit.

Lo:
Bring the DVD to the car once you rent it, We’re going down to the bar, I need a f***ing drink.

We cut to Lo and Dave (Dave is stumbling) walking in a bar, Some weird techno is playing as they seat themselves on the barstools.

Blake (a transgender who is a male): How you guys doing?

Dave (nervous):
Hello.

Lo:
I want a f***ing beer.

Blake:
Okay, Honey, Blonde. What do you want.

Dave:
Uhhhhhh, Diet Cola.

Blake:
You mean Diet Coke?

Dave:
With some Rum, and make it Vanilla Coke.

Lo:
They sell that here?

Blake:
Yes Sir, We do.

Dave:
I’ll take some Rum with Coke.

Blake:
Vanilla?

Dave:
Yes Mam.

Blake (walking off to the drink machines): Alright then.

A girl named Emma seats next to Lo.

Emma:
Hello.

Lo (looking over at her): Hi.

Emma:
How ya doing?

Lo (grabbing the Beer Blake places for him): Just another day in hell!

Emma:
You think you have it bad?

Lo (placing down his empty cup of beer): I don’t know, I’m out of f***ing beer, My mom’s f***ing crazy, and my girlfriend’s f***ing gone!

Emma (chuckling): That ain’t the first time you told a chick like me that is it?

Lo (grabbing the cup of beer Blake gave a refill into and drinking the whole thing): I don’t know, I don’t see a chick, I see big titties.

Emma (Laughing):
You’re just too cute, aren't you?

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