The Finales I: Date Of Fire Page #14

Bill (fainting):
The hell?

Chase:
Faking gender?

Lo (whispering to Chase): I’ll explain it later.

Dave:
She was female--!

Ian:
F***ing no she wasn’t! Me and you both know she f***ing lied!

Dave:
Does it f***ing matter! You have a p*ssy and a dick--!

Lo:
Jesus Christ we’re now getting the talk.

Dave:
She’s a f***ing female--!

Ian:
Shut up! Deal with your gender talks in another joint! I’ve got cleaning to do--!

Dave (going to punch Ian): Oh f*** you, you little sh*t!

Lo:
Dave!

We cut to Dave and Lo walking to room 420, They knock on the door, They hear the sound of a woman moaning.

Dave (hearing the door): The hell?

Dave knocks again.

Dave:
Blake?

Blake:
UGHHHHH!

The moaning stops, and she opens the door, she has a towel around her body.

Blake:
Oh, Dave--

Dave:
I don’t care who you’re f***ing, or what you’re f***ing, but--!

Blake:
What are you talking about? It’s that new rap song.

Lo (smacking his forehead): Oh yeah! I know that song!

Blake (to Lo):
Yeah, You get it.

Lo (to Dave):
The whole song’s about sex, It has moaning and everything.

Dave:
You guys are bullshitting me.

Blake:
No, I can play it back for you and everything!

Dave:
Then why do you have a towel on--?

Blake:
I was getting done taking a shower, like a normal person does once a week.

Dave:
Once a week?

We cut to Blake and Dave sitting at a table.

Dave:
And I’m sorry about that night, I really like you, and I hope we can go out sometime this weekend.

Blake:
Saturday night sounds good.

Dave (eyes wide): Oh my god, Oh my god! Great.

Blake (as Dave’s getting up to leave): See you around, reflexes.

Dave:
It was just a fly!

Dave leaves, and Lo then gets out of the bathroom.

Lo:
Where’s Dave?

Blake (getting up and running to the Door): Dave?! Dave? You left Lo--

Lo:
Oh don’t worry, It’s fine.

Lo goes back in the bathroom and sits on the toilet, and becomes water (Blake is watching the whole time).

Blake:
WHAT THE FUC--

We cut to them driving in Devin’s driveway, Lo and Chase walk up to the door, and knock.

Devin (opening the door and noticing Lo): Well, Well, Well, Lo, it’s been a while.

Lo:
Oh yeah, You.

Devin:
You’re still mad over her? Shoot, I let her go a few days after that, She kept wanting my attention, I didn’t text her for a single second, she was yelling at me, threatening to break up with me, and she wasn’t even letting me go to my Mom’s funeral! Yeah, I dropped the b*tch.

Chase:
Did she wear glasses?

We cut to Lo, Chase and Rachel (the cat in Lo’s lap) sitting on the couch, Devin pours them a mug of tea, and sits down. On the couch across from them.

Devin:
I don’t know what to tell you, You guys think I’m a magician--

Lo:
Don’t call us f***ing magicians! Don’t you call us that!

Devin:
Fine, Anyway--

Lo:
They’re paid wayyy more.

Devin:
Well, I don’t know what to tell you guys, other than y’all are f***ing insane! Did y’all do drugs before y’all came here?! How did y’all get this address?!

Lo:
Well--

Devin:
That wasn’t my house! That was hers!

Lo:
Oh.

Devin (stretching): You guys are insane.

As Devin is stretching, his hands point at his TV behind him, he moves it with his hands unknowingly, Lo, Chase and Rachel watch with wide eyes, and mouths wide open.

Devin (about to drop the TV on the coffee table): What?

Once Devin puts his arms down on his legs (he is sitting criss cross), the TV drops on the Coffee Table, they all jump.

Devin:
Jesus Christ!

Lo (shocked, but not surprised): Oh my god.

Chase:
We tried to tell you.

Devin (heavily breathing, rubbing his TV): No, no, no.

Devin looks up at them, They get up.

Devin:
You better be right about this getting us fame and money, or you guys owe me a TV and table.

Lo (as Devin and Chase walk to the door): We didn’t break the TV! You did!

We cut to a asleep Nate at a desk, She randomly wakes up, She begins to put the desk on fire. She gets up, and walks out of the house She’s in, A screaming man screams and begs for mercy as he laughs. The house is now on fire, his burning body is running out of the door, She shoots a fireball at him, killing him.

Nate (hearing her pray): The lord doesn’t care!

Nate walks on the sidewalk.

Nate:
HE WON’T SAVE YOU THIS TIME!

Nate grows a fire sword in his hands. SHe begins using it to kill innocent people and children on the sidewalk.

Nate:
PRAY TO ME! YOU WILL REGRET HATING ME!

They look at her with a look of pain as he laughs at the screaming people. She then walks in a house, he sees pictures hanging up of Lo, baby pictures, and pictures of him now.

Nate (touching the walls): Something…. Something--

We have a montage (flashing lights throughout) of her original self having fun with a younger Lo, we stop at a moment where Lo mistakenly slaps her glasses off. She screams the word: YOU! We then cut back to the scene where Lo and Dave went to the tower where she was holding a little kid captive.

Nate:
Crying kid, You think it’ll make a difference?! NO! NO ONE IS GOING TO SAVE YOU!

As Nate is about to burn the kid, Dave and Lo show up.

Lo (elbowing Dave, whispering): I think we found the kid.

Dave:
Who are you?!

Nate (looking at him): Ha! Look, It is a superhero! An undercover police officer! (pointing at him) Seriously though---

Dave:
Let the kid go!

Nate:
Why should I?

Lo:
You’re a sick person, aren’t you?!

Nate:
Sick?! No, Angry?! I guess you could say that!

Dave pushes Lo to the side.

Lo:
You--!

Dave:
I got this. Hold on.

Tucker (little kid in Nate’s arms): Help me!

Dave:
Hold on, kid, I’ll get you!

Nate:
Yeah, Yeah, You’ll get him!

Nate throws the kid out the tower.

Dave (running to him): YOU!

Nate grabs him, and they engage in a fight, Nate quickly gets the upper hand.

Dave:
Lo, You got a weapon?!

Lo:
I don’t have pockets in these pants!

Dave:
It is 102 degrees in here, and you’re wearing pants?!

Lo:
I didn’t plan on going in a burning building today!

Dave:
What pair of pants don’t have pockets?!

Dave and Nate eventually find themselves falling out of the tower, Lo looks down, and sees Nate flying away (she became a fireball), We then cut back to Lo and Chase, who are in a dollar general, looking at toothpaste.

Chase:
So, What you’re saying is that we’re looking for Bill toothpaste, Me some root beer, Dave a copy of Spider-Man, and you some gum?

Lo:
Devin also said he wanted some sunglasses.

Chase:
Who the hell likes sunglasses anymore?

Lo:
A lot of people.

Chase:
I’m not in the loop anymore these days am I?

Emma (walking up to Lo): Hey, Lo!

Lo:
Emma!

Emma and Lo hug.

Emma:
I’m surprised you remember my name. You seemed drunk as f***.

Lo:
Well, Let’s just say my memory is much better than I always think it is.

Chase:
Is it?

Lo:
You wouldn’t know, Chase. You weren’t there.

Emma:
That’s who that is?

Chase:
Yes, The name’s Chase.

Emma:
Cason?

Chase:
No, Chase.

Lo:
You still got access to those hacked debit cards you were telling me about?

Emma:
I did, but now I don’t.

Lo:
You don’t?

Chase:
Power move, honey.

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