The Finales I: Date Of Fire Page #16

Devin:
Oh, You don’t have to tell me twice!

Devin opens up the root beer, and begins gulping it down, We fade on a shot of them driving down a highway, with the conversation characters they’re having playing over the shot.

Emma:
According to the police radar, She was last at Bozeman.

Lo:
That was where we lived.

Dave:
Wait, You’re watching Full House in another tab?

Emma:
A girl likes her old sitcoms.

Devin:
My can’s empty.

Chase:
Here’s your 6th one in 10 mins.

Devin:
My diabetes is going to kill me.

Bill:
You’re already going to be killed by Firen or whatever y’all are calling her, so…

Devin:
No, You will.

Bill:
Okay, Okay, The cat will.

Lo:
I’ll turn and kill all of us if y’all won’t shut up about who will die. Nobody will die!

Emma:
Are we sure about that?

Rachel:
Meow?

Lo:
Don’t touch that, DON’T TOUCH THAT!

Devin:
Well, Rachel’s got a bath now.

Bill:
That’ll save us the hassle of bathing a cat--

Emma:
That sounded wrong.

Devin:
I’m out of beer!

Dave:
Root beer, not beer.

We cut to Nate lighting a candle with her finger, She begins writing a note with her fire nails, but she stops as we hear creaking. She gets up, and walks down in the basement, she snaps her fingers with the fingers on her left hand, and she creates a new candle. She begins yelling, She sees a cat lying down, with 7 kittens. The cat sees her. Nate sneezes.

Nate:
I hate cats.

Nate runs out of the house, the house explodes, and an old guy sitting on his rocking chair outside looks at the fire girl, the chair is creaking as he rocks it. She throws a fireball at him, and she laughs. She begins walking to the square in the middle of the city.

Nate:
Time to be burning light of life.

Nate becomes a fireball, and she begins levitating towards the square of the city, We cut back to the squad, We cut inside the van, a black guy is in the van, talking.

Chris:
So the white tried to hit me, and I shot my bow. Safe to say, He ain’t hitting no more.

Lo:
How long to Shoot Square?

Emma:
This bridge is a long one, so a while.

Dave:
Why are we going to Times Square but in Montana?

Devin:
A lot of superhero battles in the movies and comics happen in Times Square, and this is in Montana, So, If you put 2 and 2 together, Well…

Bill:
Movie! Movie is the key word there.

Chase:
I agree with Lo and Emma. Where do you think she’ll get her inspiration and ideas for attacking from?

Bill:
I don’t know, ACTUALLY GO TO TIMES SQUARE?

Dave:
Oh no, heaven forbid!

Chris:
New York?! Oh no, Too much product placement!

Chris winks at the camera.

Lo:
It is like we’re in a f***ing movie, We have to follow the rules to succeed.

Devin:
Do movies really have rules to make the characters succeed? ‘

Lo:
They better, or we’re failed.

They drive to the city, They’re driving down the road, and it is oddly quiet. People are either slowly running, or not there at all, and they’re either screaming very quietly, or their whispering the word Fire.

Bill (looking out the window): Jesus Christ, We’re in a horror movie.

A dead body drops from the sky on the van. Everyone except Lo jumps, Lo keeps driving, and laughs at them.

Lo (laughing):
YOU FOOLS! You f***ing fools! You guys are awesome!

Emma:
How did you not get scared?!

Rachel:
Meow, meow.

Lo:
Yeah, Aren’t they wusses, Rachel?

Bill:
She jumped too!

The dead body opens its eyes.

Eli (the dead body): Guys? GUYS?!

He kicks the windshield open, Lo jumps.

Dave (laughing):
Ha HA! YOU F***ING WUSS!

Bill:
It is just a windshield, you scared, Logster?

Devin:
Are we not going to be concerned that a random midget just dropped from the sky and broke our windshield?

Lo (spraying water at Eli): WHAT THE HECK?! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

Eli (drinking the water Lo’s spraying): This tastes like semen.

Chase:
How would you know that?

They get out of the van. Eli jumps up, and he pulls out two knives.

Eli:
Well, I assume y’all got the injections too.

Lo:
Well, We--

Bill (slapping Lo’s mouth): Yeah, and they all gave us different effects.

Lo (mouth being uncovered): I got water!

Eli:
Obviously.

Lo:
I hate humanity.

Bill:
I got wind, I’m a f***ing earth element.

Emma (Eli looks over at her): Oh, I’m just a computer/credit card Hacker, I needed a ride to walmart, and I decided to stick around, Lo’s pretty cool.

Lo (elbowing Dave): She called me cool! She called me cool!

Chase (looking around at the sky): Oh, My turn?

Eli:
I guess so.

Chase:
My eyes are thermal scopes from Call of Duty and I can shoot lasers.

Chris finally walks out of the van.

Chris (running to them): I got superstrength and a bow!

Eli (looking painfully uninterested): Ah. Anyway, Blonde dude with the glasses?

Chris:
You mean, Dave?

Eli:
I dated a dude named Dave once, Wait (looking straight at Dave), You look just like him.

Dave (sounding awkward): Oh, Uhhh, I’m the villain from Deadpool, but I don’t have an accent, or I’m not as smart.

Eli:
That’s f***ing hot.

Lo:
No, It’s not. It is incredibly f***ing weird for you to say that.

Eli:
Is it?

Chris:
Yeah, Is it?

Lo:
What’s that supposed to mean?

We cut to them walking across a sidewalk, They smell smoke.

Lo:
Stop.

Chris:
What?

Lo:
I smell her.

Emma:
Why am I here again?

Chase (seeing her float over the tower): Up there!

Emma (running off): I’ll be back!

Devin:
What?! Where she going?!

Eli (hitting the 2 knives together): We go, now.

Lo:
Alright, The Finales--

Bill:
I still hate that name.

Eli:
Me too! Change the name, and I’ll join.

Lo:
Can you just join anyway?!

Eli:
Hmmmmmmm, How about no?

Dave:
You want me to say it, Lo--?

Lo:
No.

They prepare their powers, All the sudden, a man yells something.

Kevin:
Motherf***er.

Lo spots Kevin.

Lo:
Oh my f***ing god, Kevin, motherf***er, Should I be surprised?

Kevin (getting in formation line): Make room for me!

Dave:
You don’t even have powers!

Lo:
Dave, It is alright, He is a very fast shot, He’ll work.

Chris:
Are you sure about that--?!

Eli:
She’s coming!

Lo:
Alright, The Finales, Mission Objective, end the war.

They get out of cover, and get in formation.

Nate (becoming Firen and not a fireball): Lo, Oh, Lo--

Lo:
You stupid, abusive, sadistic f***ing whore! You will learn how it feels to be abused, unloved--

Nate:
We both struggle, Lo, You’re my son! Come home, Please. I love you! We both been bullied, abused, the butt of a joke, We’re the same! Water and Fire are one!

Lo:
You don’t know what I am! I will never join your sick game! You’re a psychopath! You enjoy killing! You enjoy other people’s pain! I’ll never!

Nate (nodding):
Alright, Well, I’ll just have to beat you again, and your little friends again. Maybe then you’ll learn to never deny me again, It won’t be the first time.

Kevin:
Nate, Motherf***er what happened to you?

Chase:
Alright, Lo? What to do?!

Eli:
Lo? The plan?!

Lo (gulping):
We end her sickness.

Eli (stabbing the air): This won’t the first time I end a woman’s sickness.

Nate (an army of fireballs floating behind her): Now, Son, I’ll have my friends assist me again.

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