The Finales I: Date Of Fire Page #22

Bill (looking out the window): Jesus Christ, We’re in a horror movie.

A dead body drops from the sky on the van. Everyone except Lo jumps, Lo keeps driving, and laughs at them.

Lo (laughing):
YOU FOOLS! You f***ing fools! You guys are awesome!

Emma:
How did you not get scared?!

Rachel:
Meow, meow.

Lo:
Yeah, Aren’t they wusses, Rachel?

Bill:
She jumped too!

The dead body opens its eyes.

Eli (the dead body): Guys? GUYS?!

He kicks the windshield open, Lo jumps.

Dave (laughing):
Ha HA! YOU F***ING WUSS!

Bill:
It is just a windshield, you scared, Logster?

Devin:
Are we not going to be concerned that a random midget just dropped from the sky and broke our windshield?

Lo (spraying water at Eli): WHAT THE HECK?! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

Eli (drinking the water Lo’s spraying): This tastes like semen.

Chase:
How would you know that?

They get out of the van. Eli jumps up, and he pulls out two knives.

Eli:
Well, I assume y’all got the injections too.

Lo:
Well, We--

Bill (slapping Lo’s mouth): Yeah, and they all gave us different effects.

Lo (mouth being uncovered): I got water!

Eli:
Obviously.

Lo:
I hate humanity.

Bill:
I got wind, I’m a f***ing earth element.

Emma (Eli looks over at her): Oh, I’m just a computer/credit card Hacker, I needed a ride to walmart, and I decided to stick around, Lo’s pretty cool.

Lo (elbowing Dave): She called me cool! She called me cool!

Chase (looking around at the sky): Oh, My turn?

Eli:
I guess so.

Chase:
My eyes are thermal scopes from Call of Duty and I can shoot lasers.

Chris finally walks out of the van.

Chris (running to them): I got superstrength and a bow!

Eli (looking painfully uninterested): Ah. Anyway, Blonde dude with the glasses?

Chris:
You mean, Dave?

Eli:
I dated a dude named Dave once, Wait (looking straight at Dave), You look just like him.

Dave (sounding awkward): Oh, Uhhh, I’m the villain from Deadpool, but I don’t have an accent, or I’m not as smart.

We cut to them walking across a sidewalk, They smell smoke.

Lo:
Stop.

Chris:
What?

Lo:
I smell her.

Emma:
Why am I here again?

Chase (seeing her float over the tower): Up there!

Emma (running off): I’ll be back!

Devin:
What?! Where she going?!

Eli (hitting the 2 knives together): We go, now.

Lo:
Alright, The Finales--

Bill:
I still hate that name.

Eli:
Me too! Change the name, and I’ll join.

Lo:
Can you just join anyway?!

Eli:
Hmmmmmmm, How about no?

Dave:
You want me to say it, Lo--?

Lo:
No.

They prepare their powers, All the sudden, a man yells something.

Kevin:
Motherf***er.

Lo spots Kevin.

Lo:
Oh my f***ing god, Kevin, motherf***er, Should I be surprised?

Kevin (getting in formation line): Make room for me!

Dave:
You don’t even have powers!

Lo:
Dave, It is alright, He is a very fast shot, He’ll work.

Chris:
Are you sure about that--?!

Eli:
She’s coming!

Lo:
Alright, The Finales, Mission Objective, end the war.

They get out of cover, and get in formation.

Nate (becoming Firen and not a fireball): Lo, Oh, Lo--

Lo:
You stupid, abusive, sadistic f***ing whore! You will learn how it feels to be abused, unloved--

Nate:
We both struggle, Lo, You’re my son! Come home, Please. I love you! We both been bullied, abused, the butt of a joke, We’re the same! Water and Fire are one!

Lo:
You don’t know what I am! I will never join your sick game! You’re a psychopath! You enjoy killing! You enjoy other people’s pain! I’ll never!

Nate (nodding):
Alright, Well, I’ll just have to beat you again, and your little friends again. Maybe then you’ll learn to never deny me again, It won’t be the first time.

Kevin:
Nate, Motherf***er what happened to you?

Chase:
Alright, Lo? What to do?!

Eli:
Lo? The plan?!

Lo (gulping):
We end her sickness.

Eli (stabbing the air): This won’t the first time I end a woman’s sickness.

Nate (an army of fireballs floating behind her): Now, Son, I’ll have my friends assist me again.

Kevin:
Not me!

Nate (spotting Kevin): This isn’t your fight, Kevin--

Kevin:
This kid might as well be my motherfucking son! I saved him from all of your bullshit! THIS IS MY FIGHT!

Nate:
Alright, All of you will have to die.

Lo:
I can take on any of you motherfuckers!

The Squad and Nate/her fireballs engage in a fight, Lo becomes a full body of water and kills several of the fireballs, Bil swings them towards Lo so he can easily kill them as he becomes a puddle of water at a moment’s notice, Chris gets hit by them several times, but kills them with his bow and arrow, Dave punches them, and flies to kill several of them, Eli throws knives at them and stabs some of them, Chase shoots lasers at them, and Devin uses his shields to deflect them and move them out of the way, Eventually, Chris and Bill are weakened to the point where they fall to the ground, Devin’s shields stop working, and he doesn’t have enough energy to use telekinesis. Chase, Eli and Lo, and Dave are the last ones attacking, Eli eventually is stabbed by his own knives after Chase mistakenly destroys the fireballs Eli was trying to kill, in which the knives (they have the physics of boomerangs) went in his direction, stabbing him and pinning him to the ground. Lo (now like the fire dude from FF but instead of fire it is water) , Kevin (he is being stealthy), Dave and Chase are the last ones fighting.

Chase:
How many they got?!

Lo:
I can’t take all of the rest!

Kevin (his van is randomly thrown out of the air): My cover’s gone!

Dave:
I can’t---fly! Blood-------

As Lo loses his water powers for an unknown amount of time, Chase jumps in his way, causing Chase to fall to the ground, Kevin then sees a shaking and injured Chase.

Chase:
Kevin, Dave, Lo, Kill her, F***ing End her.

Lo pulls out his weapon, Kevin then shoots his last bullet.

Kevin:
F***, I’m out!

Dave:
That ain’t going to do anything!

Nate:
Son, You have proven that punishment just isn’t enough! I can’t do anything, can I?!

Nate suddenly grabs Kevin, and Lo begins shooting at her.

Nate (laughing):
You think metal can kill this?!

Nate throws Kevin across the rubble, she then goes to grab Dave, but he begins running.

Lo (screaming):
OH MY GOD! YOU--! YOU KILLED HIM! YOU F***ING KILLED HIM! OH MY---

Nate:
It is time for punishment.

Dave (fallen to the ground): F***ing whore.

Nate floats down to the ground, and walks to Lo. She looks at him.

Nate:
You’re my son, I don’t want to hurt you, I love you, We can be one. We can be only one, We can show them, how it feels to be forgotten, abused, builied, misunderstood. We can show them incredible things, beyond the imagination. It starts with you.

Nate holds her hand out to Lo.

Chris:
Don’t do it!

Nate throws a fireball at him, shutting him up.

Dave (coughing, nodding at Lo): Do it, Just go with her, this is the only way we can be heroes. We can be famous, just for one day, (coughs), even.

Nate:
Your friends will be saved, you just got to come with me, I promise. Have I ever lied to you?

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