The Finales II: Hypowar Page #22

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Omar:
You thought I was dead for sure wasn’t you?

Bill (barely conscious): I thought… we were on the same….team---

Omar (hitting his head with a baseball bat): We are, The team of people who f***ing suck, I think I switched too--

Tobin (holding a gun to Omar): I’d recommend you put down the bat, friend.

Omar (then pulling out a revolver): Oh yeah, What are you gonna do about it, Old Man?

Tobin (shooting his bat causing it to break in two): This.

Suddenly, Mock (the cop from first movie) hits Tobin in the back with his police stick.

Mock:
Sit down, old man.

Omar:
We don’t got long before the cops figure out about this--

Mock:
We got as long as I can get, I’m a f***ing cop, If we need a decade, I can get us a f***ing decade.

Omar:
That’s the sh*t I like to hear.

Mock (as they drag the bodies somewhere): Welcome to the Cult of Hypowar, Omar. Nate was our first test subject, Now, Let’s see how Jason does.

Omar:
This can be massive! We will test the world to the maximum warfare it can handle before it surrenders to us.

Mock:
Everybody is a villain. Not us, Not the f***ing pigs-- Police, Not Hitler and his pigs/rip-offs, All Of Us. We’re fighting the common goal, TO see how much bloodshed will occur before the world gives in to the end.

Omar:
And when they’re done, We’ll continue with our next generation.

We cut to Eli drinking beer, He notices Shane screaming at the TV, football is on.

Shane:
MOTHERFUCKERS! GRAB THE F***ING BALL! GRAB THE F***ING BALL! MOTHERF***ER! F***ING KICK THE BALL--

Eli:
Do you mind?!

Shane (looking behind him to Eli): The f***?! You wanna fight boi?!

Eli:
Boi?!

Shane (walking up to him): Yeah! Come on, motherfuckers!

Lisa:
Alright, Alright.

Shane:
Shut up, Lisa! I’m gonna fight this kid!

Eli (jumping down to the ground off his stool): Kid?

Lisa (eyes wide): Wait, Aren’t you Eli Zelk?

Eli:
Zelk? Well, Yes.

Shane:
What a stupid f***ing last name.

Eli:
You wanna fight, motherf***er?!

Shane:
Fine!

As Shane is about to punch Eli, Lisa holds Shane down.

Lisa:
Didn’t you get powers?

Eli:
Is that even a question? Obviously, considering I’m part of The Finales.

Shane:
Isn’t that gay guy Kevin in it--?

Lisa:
Can you come with us?

Eli:
Got any prostitutes you can get me if I do?

Lisa:
Depends. Would I count if I--?

Eli:
Too old, but f*** it, a couple drinks and you’ll be good enough.

We cut to Lisa, Shane and Eli walking in a garage, Lisa turns the light on, and a chair with several machines hooked up to it.

Eli (drinking his beer bottle): That’s hot.

Lisa:
Sit down.

Shane:
Can I sit down--?

Lisa:
NO.

Shane:
F*** you.

Eli sits in the chair, Lisa flips several switches on, and Shane cuffs Eli to the wires.

Eli:
This chair is f***ing washed up as sh*t.

Lisa:
These switches are f***ing hard to flip--

Eli:
What’s going on?

Lisa (chuckling): Eli, Oh Eli. You sweet dumb f***ing blonde.

Eli:
Huh?!

Eli begins being shocked, and Lisa laughs like the evil villain she is. Shane looks at her, and realizes how insane she is.

Shane:
What the f*** are you doing?!

Lisa (Laughing like an evil person as she grabs a screwdriver): Cult of Hypowar!

Lisa throws the screwdriver at Shane (it stabs him in the eye like General. Shepard’s death from MW2).

Shane (as he’s stabbed): MOTHERF***ER--!

Eli:
LET ME GO!

Lisa laughs, and injects a green liquid shot in his shoulder. Eli then begins shaking his head, his body begins stretching, and skin begins to wrinkle before Lisa turns off the electricity.

Lisa (feeling of Eli’s cheek): Your powers are weak!

She peels the skin off his shoulder. Eli screams in agony, and she then puts his legs in a metal bowl of acid. Eli then screams louder in agony, and Lisa pours a lot of gasoline near Eli’s chair. She then drenches his head in the remains of the gasoline, and as she smokes a cigar, she throws it on his head, It gets on fire, and falls on the ground as he screams (very, very loudly). She then slams the door, and jumps out of the tower as it explodes.

Lisa:
MY PARACHUTE!

Her body splats on the ground. We then cut to Dave walking in a dark alley, before a voice says something.

Devin:
Hello, Chump.

Dave (looking at him): What the f***?!

Devin jumps off the pipe he was sitting on.

Devin:
What the f*** indeed.

Dave:
Oh, You f***er.

Dave and Devin then begin fighting, using their powers to counter each other several times (Devin tries to slice Dave’s hands off, but his reflexes allow him to miss, and whenever they are cut, they instantly regrow, Dave tries to punch Devin, but Devin uses his telekinesis to make Dave punch himself instead).

Dave:
What the f*** did I do?!

Devin:
YOU LET ME F***ING DIE!

Dave:
F*** OFF! I’M SORRY I F***ED UP!

Devin:
F***ING DIE ALREADY!

Devin slams Dave on the ground, and he uses his telekinesis to hold him down.

Dave:
JUST F***ING LET ME GO!

Devin:
F***ING F*** YOU!

Dave:
YOU’RE JUST A F***ING SCAB! F***ING--!

Devin then begins to make a fist, and he screams.

Devin:
F*** YOU!

Devin suddenly is blasted to the sky as Dave opens his closed eyes and he moves Devin with his eyeballs, He then throws Devin somewhere random.

Dave (getting up): My f***ing back.

Dave gets a call, and he pulls out his phone. He answers it.

Logan:
Dave?

Dave (walking off): Logan?! Oh my god, I--

Jason (taking the phone and punching Logan): Who the f*** is this?

Dave:
Joe mama.

Jason (laughing): Oh, OH! Reflexes! Nice to meet you!

Dave:
Who are you?!

Jason:
Who am I?! Who are you? Explain to me, Dave, What is it about, I don’t know, Being a hero? You think being a hero is actually heroic? We are all Villains, Dave, I want you to finally figure that out, friend.

Dave:
You’re not my f***ing friend! Who the hell do you think you are?!

Jason:
Who do I think I am?!

Jason’s voice randomly becomes dark.

Jason:
I am Son of Satan.

Jason then destroys the phone with his fist.

Dave (shaking his head and throwing the phone): DAMMIT! F***ING DAMMIT!

As Dave runs off, we cut to Logan, Bill, Emma, and Tobin chained to a wall. Logan is slowly shaking his fingers as Emma wakes up.

Emma:
Where am I?! Where--

Logan:
Emma?! Emma?!

Emma:
Logan! Logan--!

Logan:
Oh my god! You’re alive--

Jason (we cut to a shot of him walking by his feet as he makes it to them, we then cut to a normal shot): Oh, How f***ing kinky.

Emma:
Who are you?

Jason:
Who am I?!

Jason throws a burning chain at her arm, causing her to scream in agony as her left arm burns.

Jason:
THE SON OF SATAN! WHO THE F*** DO YOU THINK I AM?!

He stomps on the ground, Tobin and Bill wake up.

Tobin:
The hell?

Omar and Mock walk in, slowly clapping.

Mock:
Well, Well, Well.

Omar:
Logan, Bill, Emma, Tobin, Sitting in a f***ing hell tree.

Mock (chuckling): The thing about it is, This could have been different.

Jason (smiling like an evil villain): Could it?

Logan:
F*** you.

Jason:
What?

Logan:
F*** you.

Logan spits at him.

Jason (humming):
Ah, You f***er.

Jason throws a fist at Logan’s head.

Logan (blinking): Ah, You’re hilarious.

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