The Finales II: Hypowar Page #7

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Jason (chuckling): That f***ing song, Story of my Life.

Devin (laughing as he drinks out of the water fountain): Don’t you sing that song either.

Jason:
That’s a song?

Jason creates punching bags with his hands, and begins practicing punching it, His hands become fire, water, and cat claws as he punches it.

Devin (looking at him practice): Jesus Christ.

Jason:
This is what happens when you learn magic and drown in a pool of mold, You randomly get powers.

Devin:
How long you have these for?

Jason:
Well, Ever since I was 7, Although, I never used them.

Devin (practicing along with him): What a p*ssy, Why wouldn’t you?

Jason:
Well, You see, I actually did when I was 14. You see, for the next 7 years, I was tied up to a light pole every weekday from 3 to 9, when my parents would just come and untie me, and f***ing put me to sleep.

Devin:
Sleep?

Jason:
Well, My best friend of 6 months told me about this movie where they tied random people up, and murdered them, and we decided to do this to the bullies. He pussied out though, but the f***er stole my tape, So, I tied him up along with them.

We cut to this moment, Seven teenagers are screaming over duct tape, and Jason chuckles as he sits in his chair.

Nunito (his friend): Jason! Jason!

Jason (drinking a beer): Keep screaming.

Gabs (female bully): Jason! Jason! What are you doing?!

Jason:
F***ING WHORE!

He jumps up, and throws down the beer bottle, and brutally stomps on it with his barefoot, it bleeds.

Jim (male bully): AYE! AYE!

Jason tears the duct tape off his mouth, his lips bleed.

Jason (screaming at Jim): WHAT?! WHAT?!

Jim:
F*** YOU! F***ING F*** YOU!

Jason (punching him with a piece of glass): OH, That’s where you f***ed wrong.

Jim (as Jason walks towards his chair): WHAT?! F***ING P*SSY!

Jason then creates blades with his fingers that replace hails.

Gabs:
JASON! CLA--!

Jason proceeds to grow 5 other arms with hands with blades, and stabs all of them in the stomach.

Jason (smiling):
Oh, I’m sorry. I don’t understand? You see, I’M JUST A F***ING BULLY!

Jason then degrows his other 5 arms, and uses his mind powers to make the bullies’ dead bodies disappear, As he walks out of the garage, the parents scream their names (Jason’s name isn’t called, however, He walks in a house down the street, and screaming is heard as stabbing noises are heard). We then cut to Jason sitting on a pool table, and Devin is punching a punching bag.

Devin:
Damn, Dude, I’m sorry.

Jason (getting up off the table): Well, It doesn’t f***ing matter anymore, I guess. I was never caught, never questioned, I don’t know how either, but I guess people struggle to put two and two together nowadays.

Devin:
Two and two?

We cut to Meryl screaming at a table to several agents.

Meryl:
So, We’re f***ed.

Nathan:
Excuse me?

Meryl:
What, Nathan?!

Nathan:
We’re f***ed? You’re cursing--

Meryl:
F*** off, If you have anything productive to say, F***ing say something productive!

Miles:
Well, What are we doing?!

Meryl:
We’re having a Civil War erupting.

Samuel:
Erupting?! War?

Meryl:
Yes, The “Finales” are dividing.

Nathan:
What?

Meryl (looking at Nathan like a crazy chick): The. Finales. Are. Disagreeing.

Alicia:
On what?

Meryl:
The Accords.

Samuel:
Are you f***ing kidding me?

Meryl (looking at Samuel like a crazy chick): No. I’m. Not. F***ing. Joking.

Miles:
You are?

Devon:
So, What are we doing?

Meryl:
Well, Canada are f***ing us in the ass, They don’t care, They’re just don’t care! You see, Here’s the thing, The Finales are divided because the Accords were lazy! But we cannot let them take over this f***ing country--!

Devon:
The hell?

Samuel:
Madam President, What are we supposed to do?

Meryl:
We’re in a shallow country! This country is f***ed! And wagon.

Miles:
What is our goal here?

Meryl:
We are declaring them war criminals.

Charles:
WHAT?

Meryl:
Where the hell is Omar?!

Samuel:
Madam, What the hell are we doing?!?!

Meryl:
YOU SHUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH! WE’RE STUCK HERE TRYING TO STOP AUSTRALIA FROM F***ING NUKING US! AND NOW WE’RE DEALING WITH PEOPLE OUT OF THE F***ING MCU?! NO.

Charles:
F***ing hell.

We cut to Omar hearing through the wall.

Omar (calling Logan): Logan?

Logan:
Who is this?

Omar:
Who is this isn’t important, What you need to know is important--

Logan:
No, No, No--

Omar:
Look, You and all the people that didn’t sign the accords are being declared War Criminals.

Logan:
WHAT?!

Omar:
Look, I’m coming there right now--

Logan:
Who the hell are you?!

Omar:
Let’s just say, I’m on your side.

Logan:
My side--?!

Omar:
Meet me on the east.

Omar hangs up. We cut to Logan, Chase, Kevin, Emma, Eli walking in a burger joint, They sit at a table.

Logan:
Where have you been, Chase? You randomly left, now you call us up here?

Chase:
Let’s just say drinking was in my present upon that call.

Omar walks in, and sits.

Omar (drinking a can of water): Hello, Chase.

Chase looks up at him, and looks back down.

Logan (Pointing at Omar and then Chase): The f***?! You two know each other?

Chase (sounding annoyed): Yes.

Logan:
Motherf***er. I should’ve known--!

Omar:
It’s not as it seems.

Logan:
It’s not as it seems-- Motherf***er!

Omar:
Look, I need you to stay--

Logan:
Stay?! Bullshit!

As Logan gets up, Omar closes his eyes tight and forces Logan to sit back down.

Logan:
The hell?!

Omar:
I said, Sit.

Logan looks somewhat panicked, so he seats.

Emma:
What do you want?

Omar:
I’m not here to hurt you guys, I’m here to help.

Kevin:
Bullshit!

Omar:
You’re calling me bullshit?

Logan:
Yeah, You might as well be.

Omar (Laughing):
I can control people’s reflexes with my mind--

Eli:
Really? You think you can just help us?

Omar:
I work for the government, I want you guys to win this--

Logan; Win this?

Emma:
What’s going on?

Omar:
You want to know?

Emma:
Tell me,

Omar (laughing):
Well, Let me tell you, You f***ers were easy to get.

Logan:
Huh?

Dave, Bill, Chris and Blake (has rock armor on) bust through the windows.

Dave (Pointing a gun at Logan’s head): Get up.

Bill (pointing gun at Chase): Listen.

Blake (pointing gun at Emma): You shouldn’t have come here.

Chris (Pointing one gun at Eli and bow and arrow at Kevin): You f***ers are just as dumb.

Kevin (getting up, and putting his hands up): I’m just here for my kid.

Chris punches him down to the ground, Logan looks at Chris do this, and he looks panicked.

Chris:
He ain’t yo f***ing kid.

Logan:
Kevin--

Dave:
Don’t say anything, Logan.

Logan (gulping):
Whatever you say, Fatass.

Dave pulls Logan up from his shirt.

Dave:
The f*** you just say to me you little sh*t?

Logan:
I said, Fatass.

Blake:
Come on, Fatterass’ girlfriend.

Emma doesn’t get up, She nods as Chase looks at him, as Chase looks panicked, and she then nods at Eli, who smiles and nods.

Emma (fake gulp): Alright, But I have one thing to say.

Blake (pretending to pull the trigger): What?

Emma then kicks Blake in the face, Eli begins choking Chris, Kevin jumps up and begins trying to shoot them, but misses all of his shots, Chason then begins shooting lasers at Bill, who begins using his wind to stop the lasers from hitting him, Logan then begins drowning Dave with his water, and Omar begins running off, but Kevin shoots (and kills) him.

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