The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age Smackdown Page #2

What are you doing here?

I couldn't sleep.

I got this

brilliant idea in my head.

We could put on another one of those

crazy matches like you did tonight

and charge folks

to come and see it.

I promised Betty I wouldn't

do anything dangerous.

It ain't gonna be dangerous.

It'll be entertainment,

like a show.

Wow. A show?

I'd pay hard-earned clams

to see something like that.

That's what I'm telling you.

If we do this, we can make enough clams

to take both our families on a vacation.

Betty sure would

love a vacation.

What the heck. I'm in.

Barney,

are you talking to someone?

Nope. Just gargling,

sweetheart.

We just need to find

some more guys for the show.

And I think I know

just where to...

Start.

Yabba dabba doo!

Hey, Cenastone, you really showed

that dinosaur who's boss yesterday.

Oh, that?

That was no big deal.

Are you kidding?

I tell you, if I had moves like that,

I wouldn't be working in a quarry.

Actually, Mr. Flintstone, I don't

plan on breaking rocks my whole life.

None of us do, kid.

None of us do.

Maybe music is my thing.

Music? With muscles like that?

Listen. Me and my pal Barney

are putting together

a little sports entertainment

event this weekend.

And you my

dinosaur-throwing friend,

would be perfect for it.

Me? You think?

Oh, I don't think. I know.

Now if we could just find a few

more big strong fellas like you,

we'd have ourselves a show.

Hmm.

I might be able to

help you out there.

Booyaka!

Yeah!

619!

Thanks.

No, thanks.

- Daniel Bryrock, have a flyer.

- No, thanks, Cenastone.

I don't want your flyer.

- Please, please. I insist.

- I said, "No, I don't".

But I think you wanna say,

yes, you do.

No, I don't!

Yes, you do.

No, I don't!

- Yes, you do!

- No, I don't!

- Yes, you do!

- No, I don't!

- No, you don't!

- Yes, I do!

No, you don't!

I say, yes, I do!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

You think that guy's

coming to the event?

I'm gonna say, no.

Hey, watch where you're going.

- Sorry about that. - You're

that guy from the lodge.

The one who tag teamed me

with that Dinohop.

Hopparoo. He's a Hopparoo.

Well, I think he's a dumbaroo.

And I didn't like getting

kicked out of the ring.

I didn't like it one bit.

And now I got you

right where I want you

- and I'm going to give you...

- Ice cream!

Marble Henry!

We are not giving him ice cream.

We're giving him a beatdown.

Everything okay, Barn?

Everything's fine.

Just having a little chat.

As far as chats go, that one

was on the intimidating side.

You're ice cream's melting.

Come on, Marble Henry.

Let's get outta here.

- You lick this one?

- I can't remember.

No, I licked the other one.

Argh!

I get the feeling that guy

doesn't like me so much.

Don't sweat it, buddy.

We got bigger fish to fry.

Fred, dinner's almost ready.

Uh, honey, didn't I tell you?

I'm playing poker

with the boys tonight.

Hey, what's cookin'?

Smells delicious!

Sorry I'm missing it.

Got to go!

Don't wait up!

Fred?

Yeah, Wilma?

Fred?

Wilma?

You're not going to try to

double our vacation fund

in some harebrained

poker game, are you?

What?

No!

I am not gonna try to double our vacation

fund in some harebrained poker game.

That is a fact.

Mmm-hmm.

There's nothing to

worry about, sweetheart.

Your Freddy boy's

got it all under control.

When Freddy boy

says don't worry,

I start worrying.

Yup.

We are good to go, Barn.

Wilma doesn't suspect a thing.

You're sure no one's gonna care

if we use the fairgrounds?

It's empty for the season.

Besides we can't just go back

to the Water Buffalo Lodge.

People have been there,

done that.

Trust me. This spot's the perfect

venue for tonight's scheme.

You mean "event". Right, Fred?

That's what I said.

Oh, sorry, Fred. I could have

sworn you said "scheme."

Focus. Barney. I need

you givin' 111% tonight.

Look at that crowd, Barney.

Every one of them

is worth 10 clams.

We've already got enough to take the

wives and kids on a week-long vacation.

Yeah, now all we have to do is make them

not want to ask for their clams back.

Don't worry, pal. These guys

are itching for action.

- Uh-oh.

- Huh?

Wake up, wake up, wake up!

Oh!

Sorry, Mr. Flintstone. I pulled a

double shift at the quarry today.

Come on, guys. We got

paying customers out there,

waiting for the show

of their lives.

This is no time

for shell phones.

Hey!

Or tablets.

I need you guys looking tough.

That's more like it!

What's with this suit, Mysteriopal?

You look ridiculous.

Hey, my sleeve!

Hey, my other sleeve!

Now we're getting somewhere.

I just need to do something

about them slacks.

How did you know

I was wearing these?

Uh... I didn't.

Let's just consider this

a lucky break.

These must have been

left over from the circus.

Wait, Fred.

Why do I need these?

For your match.

Whoa! No, no, no, Fred.

I promised Betty...

Like I said, this ain't dangerous.

It's an event.

- I don't know.

- Think about it, Barn.

Your beautiful family

on the beach.

Not a care in the world.

The sound of lapping waves, the

smell of the crisp ocean air.

How can Betty

get mad about that?

Barney, you're the best

husband ever!

Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm!

Okay, I'll do it.

Attaboy!

Are these things supposed

to be this tight?

They're creeping up

something terrible.

I hope you know

what you're doing.

That makes two of us.

Ladies and gentlemen,

boys and girls,

are you ready for action?

We're about to make

prehistory tonight.

Two will enter the ring

for the match of their lives.

But only one can be

the champion.

It's caveman versus caveman in

the ultimate sports spectacular!

Flintstone might be

onto something here.

John Cenastone...

Versus Rey Mysteriopal.

All right, guys.

You know what to do.

Uh, Mr. Flintstone,

we don't know what to do.

Get out there and put a hurt

on each other.

But we're friends.

Work with me, Cenastone.

All you got to do is treat Mysteriopal

like that dinosaur the other day.

You toss him around a bit,

get the crowd excited.

Give 'em a show!

Oh, a show?

Right, you got it.

- Huh?

- Huh?

What?

- Hey!

- Hey! What's going...

Where are you going?

I tossed him around

just like you said.

Sports entertainment is fun.

- But wait!

- One move and it's over?

I want my clams back.

- I don't believe this.

- This isn't good.

You got to win 'em back, Barney.

- But, Fred...

- But nothing.

That was just

an appetizer, folks.

Now it's time

for the main event.

Battling Barney Rubble...

Versus...

Hey, buddy, I just realized

I never caught your name.

The Undertaker.

Wow, that is some scary name.

I don't know if I want

to do this anymore.

Barney, stop running!

Get in there.

My ears hear you, Fred, but

my feet got a different idea.

Let me out of here!

Hmm?

Uh-oh!

Barney, come down from there.

- No!

- Get down!

I don't wanna.

These people paid

to see some action.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa!

Which means you've

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