The Fourth Phase Page #5

Mom. Hey, Mom. Yeah, can you hear me?

Hey, I did it.

Huh? No, no, no, she's not pregnant.

I mean snowboarding.

I couldn't have done it without you.

All right, ma. I got to go.

All right. Love you. No, you hang up.

[HOWLING]

[HOWLING]

Two ducks in a pond and a burned out belt.

It's the way to start the morning.

We need to reinvent ourselves.

I'm gonna dye my hair

and start doing one foot tricks.

I'm going to grow a beard

and just be a sarcastic a**hole.

[LAUGHS]

MAN ON RADIO:
Has anyone seen Wheeler?

[WHOOPING]

Just got back from battle, dude.

That's what it's all about, boys.

Watch out for this guy, he's straight up.

Flippin' that, flippin' this.

These fans are going to get goin'.

All this stuff's gonna light up,

so I don't want you

to be freaked out by that.

We're gonna serve lunch

right on the tip top

of that volcano up there.

Spewing hot lava,

we're gonna have hot soup,

hot coffee, that's gonna be

hot sh*t right now.

Captain, I think

we're about ready to take off.

We gotta go now!

[MUSIC]

The course is ready.

[CHEERING]

There comes the vibe.

Thanks, guys.

We are deep in the mountains

that we've hiked for two days.

It's rugged conditions out there,

way worse than when Jeremy Jones was here.

It's burlap sack out there, bro.

[INDISTINCT EXCLAMATION]

[ALL SHOUTING]

- Tell me when it's in the right spot.

- All right.

Yeah, that's how you block.

I gotta let the big dogs eat, then

the little, small dog can eat after that.

Just like the X Games right, bud?

Just have someone else build you a park.

The jump would be finished if you

were shoveling, not filming nothing.

[LAUGHING]

The crew is really fired up

for this mission.

Everything's really starting

to make sense.

And I think, even back at home

people are gonna be really impressed

by what we're gonna bring home.

Yeah, I'm in the field.

Listen, we got an emergency.

Listen, I know you're just sitting there.

No, we're just looking for gnarly

conditions, one way or the other.

Earn your keep.

I was bored a couple of years back,

decided to go to flight school.

Fly around them long enough,

you want to be able to fly one.

[MUSIC]

Yeah, you know,

things are different these days.

You can't just roam around

the streets of Tokyo,

with your GoPro 3, ah, 3.5,

thinking you're going to get a freaking

viral video to go past 0.5 million.

["EVERYBODY'S TALKIN'" PLAYING]

Welcome to Alaska.

Let the games begin!

[SLOW MOTION CHEERING]

Hell, yeah, slapstick.

Oh!

We got Scott Serfas and Mark Landvik

versus Travis Rice and Eric Jackson.

Little two-on-two, half court press.

What you gonna do, b*tch?

[ROARING]

All right, Trav. Let's do this.

[MUSIC]

[CROWD CHEERING]

Marquesas Dead ahead!

We want to find snow!

We gotta go that way!

West!

No, left, you idiot!

That way.

Is that all you've got?

Bring it on!

[MUSIC]

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