The Girl in the Photographs Page #5

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Yeah.

I haven't even tried her, yet.

Jesus f***ing Christ, Peter!

Can't you be serious with me

for one goddamn second?

One!

Hey, come here.

No.

Come here, eh!

No, f*** you.

Come on, come here!

I'm sorry, okay? Come here.

Come sit with me.

Come here.

Come on.

Where are you gonna go?

You're not gonna go anywhere.

Come here. There you go!

Come on.

Don't f***ing patronize me.

You know what that word means,

sweetie?

F***in...

Come here.

There you go.

I hate you sometimes.

I hate you so much

some times, too.

I'm sorry, okay,

I'm sorry, you're right.

I do like her more than you.

Motherf***er!

Ow!

Huh?

I sat on something hard,

hang on.

Do you need me to get up?

No, no, no, stay right there.

Okay.

Ow, what is this?

Oh, look...

it's a very, very,

cheap bottle of wine.

And how the f***

did that get there?

A little birdie told me that

when you drink cheap wine...

it makes you want to f***.

See?

Mm.

When you talk, I listen.

Aren't you so f***ing sweet.

Telling stories

that no one believes

To the trees

Secrets of witches

and thieves

Whoa! This place is really nice.

Yeah, yeah, I found it online.

It's just a rental, but yeah,

it's definitely really nice.

You know, I'm just gonna... I'm gonna

sleep on the couch downstairs.

It's... it's okay,

it's just for tonight.

No, it's... it's fine.

Uh, yeah, yeah, totally, um...

Let me just get this crap

out of the way.

All right.

Hey.

Hello.

Yeah.

Yeah... almost.

Are you okay?

There, could you just

roll some more?

Where? This... this way?

Yeah.

Mm-hm.

All right?

Good now.

Okay, then good, yeah?

Yeah, oh yeah, baby,

just like that!

Jesus, I look pissed.

Well, weren't you pissed?

Yes... I guess the camera

never lies.

Yeah, actually it always lies.

Once you take a photo of something,

it's no longer the truth...

it's just kind of like

a version of the truth...

which is basically

like saying it's a lie.

I drive far away

I bet you say that

to all the girls.

Did it work?

No.

Okay.

So, you like what you see?

Oh, you look amazing.

Mm, oh... I know.

So don't ask me to...

Mm.

I shouldn't even be

showing you these.

Peter never lets anyone

see an unedited batch...

especially not the model.

Is that what I am now?

Uh, well, if you're gonna get paid to

have Peter Hemmings take your photo...

then yeah, people are gonna

start to call you that.

It could be worse.

Okay, I guess I just don't like

the idea of living off of my...

Your looks?

Yeah.

I guess that any girl who thinks

it's enough to be pretty is...

Yeah, I don't know

what you would call that.

I'm pretty sure it's called

a model.

I think.

Yeah.

Yeah.

A model, Jesus...

Well, what else do you want

to do?

Nothing, never mind.

That's a whole different

conversation for some other time.

So, am I gonna get to talk

to you another time?

I got time.

Whoa! Who's... who's Kelly?

Uh, Kelly's a...

she's just a friend.

She must be a really good friend,

she has her own album thing.

Uh, yeah, she does, doesn't she?

Um, last time I checked, she changed

her relationship status, so...

Okay, I get it,

that makes it official.

I'm single now.

Oh, yeah! F*** me!

F*** me like a puppy!

Oh! Mm! Yes, yes!

Deeper, harder, harder!

They uh...

Uh...

Yeah, I'm gonna shut the door. I don't

think we should listen to that.

It's fine, we're both adults,

right?

Yeah, yeah, totally, um...

I'm still gonna shut it, though.

That's the spirit!

F***in' dumb-dumbs.

Did she just say,

"F*** me like a walrus?"

I knew that girl had

body issues.

You want some?

No, it's the f***ing local sh*t,

it's horrible.

Whatever.

Let's go drown in the hot tub.

Right now?

Yeah.

No! Do not bring

your f***ing camera!

Hey, hey? What are you doing?

Uh...

No, come on, it's hot tub time.

All right. Yeah.

Okay?

It's the hot tub time.

You sound like a duck

who got run over.

Actually you sound like a

grandfather clock jerking off.

Oh, well, you look like a

grandfather when you jerk off.

F***ing perfect.

Yeah.

Wait, don't you need

to use a flash?

Hey, I'm the professional,

all right?

Okay... right.

The f***ing flash here.

Did it go off?

Turn around

a little bit. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, stay like that.

Come on, show me your p*ssy.

Okay, can you stop?

One more.

What are you doing?

Peter!

Where are you?

Are you coming in?

Hey! There you are.

Hey.

Where'd you... hey!

Jesus, man!

Peter! Knock it off!

Hey!

You're hurting my eyes, Peter.

Jesus!

I just wanted to spend one night,

one night like a regular couple.

Peter!

Peter?

Don't even tell me you have

service, because I'll lose my sh*t.

No, I have nothing,

but I have to make a call.

Okay, there's a landline in the

kitchen, if it doesn't work.

Thanks.

Yeah.

Hey, it's Jill, still stuck

in hell, you know what to do.

Hey, it's me!

Again, I don't know where you

are, or if you're okay...

or maybe just in one of your

funks, but I wanted to...

I don't know how to say this,

but, um, I wanted to talk...

because well, it's too long

to leave on a message...

but I was thinking of taking

off... leaving town.

Anyway, uh, text me, call me...

um, and don't be weird.

Okay, bye.

Yeah, baby!

All night long, huh?

One minute at a time.

You need any more? I got more.

Just give me five minutes.

That's doubtful.

Okay? Just five minutes.

Yeah.

You a**hole.

So, you like what you see?

You look amazing.

Oh, I know.

So don't ask me that?

Yeah, yeah.

Hate me! Oh, f***!

Come on, come on!

Oh, yeah! Yes!

One is... no, no, you can't

f***ing play that.

Hey.

Yeah, I don't... I don't know.

It's... I don't...

Okay, so I know this might sound

lame, but I think I might go to bed.

Is that lame?

No, no, it's not lame at all.

I mean, you can stay up

or whatever.

Yeah, is it cool, will the

computer screen keep you up?

No, not at all, it's cool.

I can go downst... I don't mind,

I can finish up and...

Yeah, I'm gonna go downstairs.

Oh, okay, you don't have to, I can

just turn over to the other side.

It's fine, I'll just um...

Are you sure?

Yeah, yeah, so you can just

chill and get some sleep.

And it's totally fine, um...

sleep well.

Thanks for showing me

those pictures.

Yeah, of course,

they're great pictures.

All right, you sure

you're gonna be cool?

Yeah.

All right, let me know if you need

anything, I'll be down there.

Goodnight.

All right, goodnight.

Hey, Peter!

Peter!

Rose!

Rose! Hey!

Rose!

What the f***?

Agh!

Peter!

Colleen!

Peter!

Trip?

Guys!

This isn't funny!

Not yet, Colleen.

- F***.

- Victoria?

You weren't really thinking

about leaving, were you?

Nobody ever leaves.

This is your big moment.

Oh.

It's okay.

Colleen, it's okay.

Colleen, Colleen, it's okay.

Colleen?

It's me... it's Tom.

Colleen?

Colleen?

Colleen, can you look at me?

Wow, you look real good,

Colleen.

We want to try one,

but with your... your hair up.

No! Don't kill me, please!

No! Agh! No!

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