The Girl Next Door

How do you want me?

Oh, that's good. Yeah, just....|Just get comfortable.

I'm a little nervous.

You're doing great.

A little to the right there,|gorgeous.

-Okay. Like this?|-Oh, that a girl.

Yeah. Okay.

-You ready?|-Yeah.

-You're blushing, Dorothy.|-Don't blush, Kathy.

Oh, Kathy.

Okay, and big smile.

Kathy Regan.

I will always remember...

...the game against Fairfield.

That one final kick.

State champion, senior year.

Hunter McCaffrey.

I will always remember...

...all the great times|with the dirty dozen...

...and macking all|the honeys.

Cindy K. Tina B.

Michelle H. Goddamn!

Just too many to remember.

I'll always remember|lacrosse champions.

All the glory days with|the boys.

I will always remember...

...the math-club madmen...

...making the perfect|fake ID's...

...which lasted six seconds

-Troy Cochran.|-Troy Cochran.

-Troy gives good head.|-F*** you!

I'll always remember...

Seniors!

...the senior prank.

Matthew Kidman.|I will always remember....

YEARBOOK MEMORIES FORM|SENIORS ONLY!

NAME:
MATTHEW KIDMAN|I'll always remember...

Yeah, well, I told you|I wanted to try out.

We'd like to honor|a student...

...who has shown outstanding|leadership.

We have no doubt that|he will be one...

...of the great politicians|in Washington.

Georgetown|UNIVERSITY

The award for|the brightest leader...

...of tomorrow,|Matthew Kidman.

-I'm in! I'm in!|-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Georgetown!|They gave it to you!

Hey, Jenny.

Yeah, dude, come on.

SENIOR PROM|DO YOU HAVE THE FEVER?

-Do you have the fever?|-No.

Why? Do you?

I don't know. Maybe.

How about you?

I just gotta f*** something.

I said, everybody say, "Ho!"

You know what I say?

I say, this prom is gonna be|off the hook! Do you feel me?

Security's gonna be tight.|Get wasted before you show up.

That's enough!

That's enough. I can wait.

I can wait, people.

Now, it is your|student-council president...

...who has a few announcements|to make.

Thanks, Mr. Salinger.

All right, how you doing?

Okay, let's start off|with Operation Get Samnang.

Sam Young, baby!

Yeah.

Well, we did it.|We raised the 25,000 dollars...

...so now we can bring the genius|Samnang out of Cambodia...

...and bring him here|to study at Westport.

Speaking of which,|Samnang sent us a new tape.

Show that sh*t!

Show it!

Hi, everyone, it's Samnang.

Sam Young!

I am very excited to be|coming soon. Are you excited?

I told my class that I am coming|to America. They were sad.

I am so happy.

-I wanna bang you!|-Go, Cougars!

How do they just skip class|every day and go to the beach?

Because they just don't care.

Let's go with them.

-Seriously, let's just do it.|-Why?

Because, I mean,|we never do anything.

I mean, we're graduating. We|should be going nuts right now.

Let's just do something.

I am doing something,|I'm going to class.

Klitz, you already got|into Yale.

I mean, it doesn't|matter anymore.

Yeah, Klitz, you p*ssy.

-Well, why don't you go?|-Yeah, come on. Let's go.

Beach is for fags, man.

-The beach is for fags?|-Yeah.

You know what?|You guys are fags.

Everyone to the beach!

Let's go! Lock them|and load them, dude.

WESTPORT HIGH SCHOOL

F*** it.

SCHOOL|SECURITY

Personal power means|the ability to act...

...the ability to take action.

STOP|CHECK-OUT WITH SECURITY

Three steps to personal power|are necessary for results.

Here's number one step|to personal power.

It's called energy.|Energy.

When you wake up feeling|really lethargic, really lousy...

...do you usually|jump up and go--?

Oh, sh*t.

Hey! Pull it over!

Pull it over! Pull--

Oh, well, you're home early.

I postponed yearbook.|I gotta work on my speech

-Hi, Mr. Peterson.|-Mr. President.

-Mrs. Peterson.|-Congratulations.

-Oh, thank you.|-Congratulations. Georgetown.

Wow, you must be flying.

It's cool.

What's the speech|you're working on?

Oh, it's for this scholarship|I need to get so I can...

...actually go to Georgetown.

It's pretty expensive.

What kind of scholarship|is it?

What do they give it for?

It's for the student who best|demonstrates moral fiber.

Oh, moral fiber. Well, that's--

-Oh, I'm sure you'll get it.|-Thanks. I mean, I hope so.

I mean, there's some stiff|Competition...

...and they only pick|one of us...

...so I'll just have to blow|them away with my speech.

Okay, so why do I deserve|this scholarship?

1 . MAKE EYE CONTACT|2. BE CHARMING 3. JFK!

...can do for you|but what you can do...."

John F. Kennedy once said,|"Ask not what

Look, I don't know|who she is.

I'm just saying that|this girl was unbelievable.

I mean, she was|like this angel.

I mean, she had this smile.|I mean, you should have seen it.

-So did you bang her?|-Oh, yeah, yeah. I banged her.

That's what a man does,|okay?

-Yeah. Okay, Eli.|-Good.

Oh, my God. She's so hot.

-What channel, dude?|-No, the girl next door.

I can see her through|my window.

How's the rack?

-God, who is this girl?|-How's the rack?

-Hold on. Relax.|-No. You relax.

Be a man and go over there.

Okay. Say what?

I don't know. Get off your|ass and do something. F***!

-Hey, what are you doing?|-What?

Hey, dude, seriously,|I told you...

...it really freaks me out|when you watch that while...

...you're talking to me.

Just learn to like it.

Oh, my God.

What? Matt, what?

Matt!

Dude, what the f***?

Sh*t!

-Yes?|-I'm sorry.

-Dan.|-What's going on?

Matthew!

Matthew, come down here.

-What are you doing up there?|-Nothing.

Come down here.

This is Danielle.

You know Mrs. Clark from|next door. Danielle's her niece.

Danielle just told us|something very interesting.

Mrs. Clark is in Africa for|two weeks with her church group.

Did you know that?

Anyway, Danielle just came|in from Los Angeles...

...and she's housesitting|while her aunt's away.

Why don't you show|her around.

Such a long road, you know.

-What are we doing?|-Did you like what you saw?

What are you talking about?

Okay, I saw you for,|like, an instant.

-An instant?|-Yeah.

It was no big deal.

No, no, it was-- It was a|big deal, but it's just that....

I didn't....

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

So, what are we gonna|do about this?

I mean, I said I was sorry.

What?

You saw me....

Yeah, right, like I'm gonna|strip right here?

Are you serious?

No.

No. No, never gonna happen.

The whole package.

No, come on,|this is good enough.

Jesus! Come on,|will you relax?

Frigging psycho.

There. You happy now?

Yep.

Hey! Wait!

No!

Jesus. Sorry.

You're an a**hole.|It's not funny.

It's a little funny.

Come on.

Let me in. Let me in.

It's not funny.

It's a little funny.

So, what else do you do|besides torture people?

-Seriously, what's your story?|-I don't know.

I kind of just quit my job.

I want to start over.|Maybe go to college.

So are you here|alone or what?

-What?|-Just ask.

Do you have a boyfriend?

No.

Aren't you gonna ask me|if I have a girlfriend?

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18:45.04\01:18:46.13|Okay.

So you're about to graduate.|You must be going nuts right now.

Yeah.

I mean, it's just been|off the hook, you know?

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