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The Graveyard
- R
- Year:
- 2006
- 83 min
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Placid Pines Cemetery residents...
for what we are about to do here.
Nice.
All right, Miss Sexy Allie,
let's see it.
- Here I come.
- Nice and sexy. Nice and slow.
Very nice. Very nice.
We like that.
Sarah, what do you got for me?
Come on, Sarah.
There you go.
That's nice.
That's very nice.
I like that.
All right, Charlie,
let's see what you got.
Charlie, do you think
you can make it...
through
this gigantic hole here?
Dude, that's awesome.
You rule!
You're awesome. Way to go.
That's awesome. OK, OK.
Something exciting.
Miss Excitement.
Let's see something
exciting from you.
Come on. Come on.
All right.
That was exciting. Thanks.
- Thanks for playing, Michelle.
- Nice try.
Way to go. All right.
And Eric.
Go, Eric.
Can you clear it?
Nice.
Let's go. Come on.
Come on.
Come on. It's all right.
Don't trip.
All right, chickenshits,
here's the dare.
Run for your life.
Hat, please.
Drum roll.
Come on!
Eric.
Let me be the first to offer
my condolences.
You can't even spell
"Condolences," buddy.
It doesn't matter. I'll just have
someone spell it for me.
Here, take a swig of that.
You'll need it.
Go. Go. Go.
Go! Go! Go!
So, you think you got the balls?
Oh, yeah.
All right.
A slow 20. Slow.
- Ready?
- Yeah.
Set...
Run for your life!
See you in hell!
One-a**hole,
2- a**holes, 3-a**holes...
- Come here. Come here.
- What?
Come on down.
6...
7...
8...
Come on, Charlie.
Come on.
Hey.
10...
11...
19... 20.
Go away!
Eric, go! Run, run, run!
You guys, did it work?
Oh, my God!
He pled guilty to manslaughter
and he served his 5 years.
And now I'm here
on his behalf...
to ask you to show him
the kind of leniency...
that he refuses
to show himself.
Thank you, Michelle.
Your testimony is appreciated.
I talked with Bobby's friends...
and we're all willing
to help when he gets out.
We agreed to go back
to the old camp where Eric died...
and try to bring some closure
to those events.
Thank you.
Robert Bayleen, please stand.
In light of
your friend's testimony...
and her willingness
to help you deal...
with the consequences
of your actions...
we offer you parole at this time.
I hope...
this is the beginning
of a new chapter for you.
It will be.
Jack's gonna meet us
up at the camp.
He's bringing his girlfriend
du jour Veronica.
Is that OK with you?
Allie said she'd make it.
She's actually teaching
kindergarten now.
Can you believe that?
Slutty Allie.
Sarah, she's probably
right behind us.
She took some time off
from work, so...
she said she wanted to be there
for you when you got out.
Charlie's coming.
I don't know if you read about him
when you were... well...
He's actually doing
really well for himself.
He sold his software company
for, like, $200 billion.
Me? Yeah, thanks for asking.
I'm... I'm doing OK.
After what happened,
we moved away.
I went to college and...
now I'm back.
Hey!
I haven't heard screaming that loud
since I left my parents house.
You scared the sh*t out of me.
Does this mean I'm fired?
Fired? Oh, the cook, right?
Yeah, yeah. You're Michelle, right?
I got your message.
Can we start over?
I kinda blew my charming intro.
My name is Peter Bishop.
I'm the groundskeeper,
your personal chef...
whatever you need at
your beck and call, day and night.
Well, better get back to work.
Let me know
if you need anything.
- Hi.
- Hi, Sarah.
Hi.
Don't you look lawyerly.
Oh, yeah. Pathetic, isn't it?
So, how'd the parole hearing go?
Is Bobby OK?
Define OK.
Gotcha.
Oh, no.
It's revenge of the nerds.
Ladies!
The pleasure's all mine.
Oh, no. I didn't know
he was coming.
Great.
So...
the things we do
for friends, huh?
And where the devil
is Mr. Bobby, by the way?
Oh, he's around here somewhere.
I don't think he's in the mood
for socializing right now, though.
No. No, I don't imagine he is.
Five years spent praying you don't
drop the soap will do that to you.
Wow. A nice bag
and some money...
you're still a freak.
Come on, Charlie. Wait.
If you're gonna dish it,
you gotta take it.
Same sh*t, different day.
Hey! Where'd you come from?
I've been here a while.
Wanted to check
the old place out.
I hear you're teaching now.
Little brats, God love 'em.
How's Bobby doing?
Getting used to being a free man.
Listen, Allie, I think I should
warn you that Jack's...
bringing someone.
Jack of Hearts is in the house!
Who's ready for
a game of "Poke her?"
Bobby! Where are you, Bobby!
Let's see this!
Let's see
the Birdman of Alcatraz!
Jack, I really don't think
that's appropriate.
Same sweet bodies.
Don't go changing on me.
Nice to see you, Jack.
Hi.
Yo! Bring the bags.
Was he always this obnoxious?
Trust me, it only gets worse.
There's no way
that I'm staying here.
No way.
Look, I know this
is important...
but I'm not gonna stay
in this dump.
Don't be so prissy.
There's a hell of a lot of people
far worse off than us.
Yeah, well, I ain't one of 'em.
Dad made a killing
on your stock.
My trust fund doubled.
Beers are on me.
We're not here to party, Jack.
In a way, I think
we're all guilty of his death.
Yeah, you were.
Hey, Bobby!
It's been a long time.
Hey, Bobby!
What's going on, man?
Just here to face my demons, Jack.
Are you ready to face
your demons, Jack?
What the hell is going on, man?
Hey, I think that
we're all just tired.
Why don't we get some rest...
and meet back up
at the boathouse, huh?
For some dinner.
How's that sound?
Come on.
It's good to see you, man.
Jack hasn't changed a bit.
I can't believe
he brought his girlfriend.
He's such a jerk.
Well, that's Jack.
- What was that?
- I don't know.
- Let's go.
- Yeah, good idea.
Help!
Let me outta here!
F***in' A, man!
What are you?!
What the f*** are you doing?!
I've got something
you can polish.
God, I just love a woman
that cleans.
What's that?
I don't know.
Probably just a beaver.
Now do me.
Oh, my God!
Well, I brought you this
to apologize for before...
but I guess I'll have
I'm sure I can think of a way.
So what are you guys
up here for anyway?
Weekend getaway?
Kind of. A reunion.
Oh, yeah? For what?
One of our friends
died up here.
No sh*t?
Are you kidding me?
No.
Impressive.
Yeah. It'll be over in
just a second. Just wait.
What?! Is that it?
I gotta go check something out.
You want me to come with you?
No, it's OK. I'll be all right.
OK. See you at
the boathouse tonight.
All right.
Bobby?
You know, in life...
there are consequences.
Bobby, you scared
the sh*t out of me.
Here, go ahead.
Look in the bag.
Just know that
there's consequences.
There's always
consequences in life.
I'm gonna head back up
to the boathouse.
Whoo. Be careful.
'Cause the woods are not
exactly safe right now.
What does he mean,
"The woods aren't safe?"
What do you think he means?
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