The Graveyard

Placid Pines Cemetery residents...

please, please forgive us

for what we are about to do here.

Nice.

All right, Miss Sexy Allie,

let's see it.

- Here I come.

- Nice and sexy. Nice and slow.

Very nice. Very nice.

We like that.

Sarah, what do you got for me?

Come on, Sarah.

There you go.

That's nice.

That's very nice.

I like that.

All right, Charlie,

let's see what you got.

Charlie, do you think

you can make it...

through

this gigantic hole here?

Dude, that's awesome.

You rule!

You're awesome. Way to go.

That's awesome. OK, OK.

Something exciting.

Miss Excitement.

Let's see something

exciting from you.

Come on. Come on.

All right.

That was exciting. Thanks.

- Thanks for playing, Michelle.

- Nice try.

Way to go. All right.

And Eric.

Go, Eric.

Can you clear it?

Nice.

Let's go. Come on.

Come on.

Come on. It's all right.

Don't trip.

All right, chickenshits,

here's the dare.

Run for your life.

Hat, please.

Drum roll.

Come on!

Eric.

Let me be the first to offer

my condolences.

You can't even spell

"Condolences," buddy.

It doesn't matter. I'll just have

someone spell it for me.

Here, take a swig of that.

You'll need it.

Go. Go. Go.

Go! Go! Go!

So, you think you got the balls?

Oh, yeah.

All right.

A slow 20. Slow.

- Ready?

- Yeah.

Set...

Run for your life!

See you in hell!

One-a**hole,

2- a**holes, 3-a**holes...

- Come here. Come here.

- What?

Come on down.

6...

7...

8...

Come on, Charlie.

Come on.

Hey.

10...

11...

19... 20.

Go away!

Eric, go! Run, run, run!

You guys, did it work?

Oh, my God!

He pled guilty to manslaughter

and he served his 5 years.

And now I'm here

on his behalf...

to ask you to show him

the kind of leniency...

that he refuses

to show himself.

Thank you, Michelle.

Your testimony is appreciated.

I talked with Bobby's friends...

and we're all willing

to help when he gets out.

We agreed to go back

to the old camp where Eric died...

and try to bring some closure

to those events.

Thank you.

Robert Bayleen, please stand.

In light of

your clean record here...

your friend's testimony...

and her willingness

to help you deal...

with the consequences

of your actions...

we offer you parole at this time.

I hope...

this is the beginning

of a new chapter for you.

It will be.

Jack's gonna meet us

up at the camp.

He's bringing his girlfriend

du jour Veronica.

Is that OK with you?

Allie said she'd make it.

She's actually teaching

kindergarten now.

Can you believe that?

Slutty Allie.

Sarah, she's probably

right behind us.

She took some time off

from work, so...

she said she wanted to be there

for you when you got out.

Charlie's coming.

I don't know if you read about him

when you were... well...

He's actually doing

really well for himself.

He sold his software company

for, like, $200 billion.

Me? Yeah, thanks for asking.

I'm... I'm doing OK.

After what happened,

we moved away.

I went to college and...

now I'm back.

You're in Cabin number 7.

Hey!

I haven't heard screaming that loud

since I left my parents house.

You scared the sh*t out of me.

Does this mean I'm fired?

Fired? Oh, the cook, right?

Yeah, yeah. You're Michelle, right?

I got your message.

Can we start over?

I kinda blew my charming intro.

My name is Peter Bishop.

I'm the groundskeeper,

your personal chef...

whatever you need at

your beck and call, day and night.

Well, better get back to work.

Let me know

if you need anything.

- Hi.

- Hi, Sarah.

Hi.

Don't you look lawyerly.

Oh, yeah. Pathetic, isn't it?

So, how'd the parole hearing go?

Is Bobby OK?

Define OK.

Gotcha.

Oh, no.

It's revenge of the nerds.

Ladies!

The pleasure's all mine.

Oh, no. I didn't know

he was coming.

Great.

So...

the things we do

for friends, huh?

And where the devil

is Mr. Bobby, by the way?

Oh, he's around here somewhere.

I don't think he's in the mood

for socializing right now, though.

No. No, I don't imagine he is.

Five years spent praying you don't

drop the soap will do that to you.

Wow. A nice bag

and some money...

you're still a freak.

Come on, Charlie. Wait.

If you're gonna dish it,

you gotta take it.

Same sh*t, different day.

Hey! Where'd you come from?

I've been here a while.

Wanted to check

the old place out.

I hear you're teaching now.

Little brats, God love 'em.

How's Bobby doing?

Getting used to being a free man.

Listen, Allie, I think I should

warn you that Jack's...

bringing someone.

Jack of Hearts is in the house!

Who's ready for

a game of "Poke her?"

Bobby! Where are you, Bobby!

Let's see this!

Let's see

the Birdman of Alcatraz!

Jack, I really don't think

that's appropriate.

Same sweet bodies.

Don't go changing on me.

Nice to see you, Jack.

Hi.

Yo! Bring the bags.

Was he always this obnoxious?

Trust me, it only gets worse.

There's no way

that I'm staying here.

No way.

Look, I know this

is important...

but I'm not gonna stay

in this dump.

Don't be so prissy.

There's a hell of a lot of people

far worse off than us.

Yeah, well, I ain't one of 'em.

Dad made a killing

on your stock.

My trust fund doubled.

Beers are on me.

We're not here to party, Jack.

In a way, I think

we're all guilty of his death.

Yeah, you were.

Hey, Bobby!

It's been a long time.

Hey, Bobby!

What's going on, man?

Just here to face my demons, Jack.

Are you ready to face

your demons, Jack?

What the hell is going on, man?

Hey, I think that

we're all just tired.

Why don't we get some rest...

and meet back up

at the boathouse, huh?

For some dinner.

How's that sound?

Come on.

It's good to see you, man.

Jack hasn't changed a bit.

I can't believe

he brought his girlfriend.

He's such a jerk.

Well, that's Jack.

- What was that?

- I don't know.

- Let's go.

- Yeah, good idea.

Help!

Let me outta here!

F***in' A, man!

What are you?!

What the f*** are you doing?!

I've got something

you can polish.

God, I just love a woman

that cleans.

What's that?

I don't know.

Probably just a beaver.

Now do me.

Oh, my God!

Well, I brought you this

to apologize for before...

but I guess I'll have

to think of another way.

I'm sure I can think of a way.

So what are you guys

up here for anyway?

Weekend getaway?

Kind of. A reunion.

Oh, yeah? For what?

One of our friends

died up here.

No sh*t?

Are you kidding me?

No.

Impressive.

Yeah. It'll be over in

just a second. Just wait.

What?! Is that it?

I gotta go check something out.

You want me to come with you?

No, it's OK. I'll be all right.

OK. See you at

the boathouse tonight.

All right.

Bobby?

You know, in life...

there are consequences.

Bobby, you scared

the sh*t out of me.

Here, go ahead.

Look in the bag.

Just know that

there's consequences.

There's always

consequences in life.

I'm gonna head back up

to the boathouse.

Whoo. Be careful.

'Cause the woods are not

exactly safe right now.

What does he mean,

"The woods aren't safe?"

What do you think he means?

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