The Green Hornet Page #4

Green Hornet character?

Give.

-Um, well first off, there's two kinds of criminals.

-Okay.

There's the psycho ego-maniac and the power maniac.

He uh, he seems to be the second,

-Because he defies the media.

-Excuse me, what do you think he'll do next?

Yeah, that's. Uh, what is his next move,

is what I was going to ask.

(mouths) Write it down.

Well, he'll probably try to appropriate more power.

You know, he'll hit somebody on their own turf.

Basically he'll start out small.

And then he'll work his way up to the top.

That's what John Gotti did to Paul Costellano in '85.

-And it worked?

-Yes.

Wow, look at you.

You really know a lot about this stuff.

And you're lovely and beautiful.

I was just sitting here, thinking.

Why are you only pursuing this in your, uh...

Kato, help me out here, uh....

Twilight.

-Twilight?

-Yeah.

I, I saw the movie but I don't see how...

Oh no, no, not like that.

Not, not like the movie.

I guess if we were doing movies, it would be more like...

Uh, Cocoon.

Or, something like that.

Later in ones years.

What, I'm only 36.

(Whispers) Thirty six?

Holy sh*t, that's crazy.

I thought you were like 31 tops.

I didn't know we can hire 36 year olds.

We'll have to build a ramp, huh?

Why, why now?

She doesn't want to tell you.

I don't think you know what you're

talking about, Kato.

No, Mr. Kato is right.

I do not feel comfortable discussing this.

And if this means I am not going

to be your temp any longer?

Then I'm sorry, it's...

That's exactly what it means.

-Yep.

-Okay, thank you.

'Cause you are now my permanent secretary.

Here is what has gone down, Lenore.

You've displayed two things.

Balls.

And there's one thing I like on my women.

(Whispers) It's balls.

Please me my permanent secretary.

Are you kidding me?

I'm not kidding. This is how I do it,

this is how I roll.

Every day, all day.

I make it rain like this, okay.

I want you to come work for me.

Just say yes. Just say yes.

-Really?

-Don't think, just say yes.

-Okay, I'll do it, yes.

-Thank you, yes!

-This is so exciting.

-It is exciting.

-Mr. Kato thank you so much.

-Don't thank him.

-He did nothing.

-Thank you, I promise I will not disappoint you.

-I don't think you will.

-I will definitely do research.

-Good, good.

-I will do fact checking, spell checking.

-Anything that you need.

-Perfect, well...

why don't you get started on more

Green Hornet research. Actually that's perfect.

Bam! She is hot!

It's crazy how hot she is.

-She's listening.

-Did you write down

everything that she said?

-I think.

-Let me see.

Pervert.

Let's get to work, Kato.

All right, we got a plan.

We start small, work our way up to the top.

Okay.

We'll need a car.

Hell's yes, we'll need a car.

With internal weapons.

-Armor.

-Cool rims, spinning rims.

Slurpee machine.

A horn that plays La Cucaracha.

It'll be loaded up the ass with cool sh*t.

-I can do that.

-Kato, I want you to take my hand.

And I want you to come

with me on this adventure.

I'll go with you.

But I don't want to touch you.

Okay, you don't have to take my hand.

But will you come with me on this adventure?

The White Stripes: Blue Orchid

Something better than nothing, is giving up.

You needed the something.

So I gave you the truth from showing up

How dare you

How old are you now anyway?

How dare you

How old are you now anyway?

This one.

This will kill a bad girl.

How dare you

How old are you now anyway?

-Kato!

Come closer.

I have an idea for the car.

Ejector seats.

Ejector seats?

You don't think it's a good idea?

-Hello.

-Hello.

You got a reaction.

You got a reaction, didn't you?

You took a white orchid,

You took a white orchid, turned it blue

Something better than nothing.

Something better than nothing

Is giving up

You needed the something

You got a reaction, didn't you?

You took a white orchid,

You took a white orchid, turned it blue.

I'm so excited right now.

I can't wait.

Aw, man. What the hell?

Watch your feet.

The glory of the Black Beauty.

Damn. It's beautiful.

It's black.

Wow.

Incredible.

Oh, dude. We're forgetting something very important.

Watch this.

That is so wicked.

Coolio:
Gangsta's Paradise

As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death,

I take a look at my life,

And realize there's nothing left,

'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long

That even my momma thinks that my mind has gone.

Tell me why are we, so blind to see

That the ones we hurt, are you and me

Been spending most our lives living in the Gangs.....

Where are we going?

I have no idea, I thought you knew.

Oh, Okay. I got an idea.

Okay.

Mr. Reids' office.

(Lecherous voice)

I'm looking at you.

-What?

-I'm totally joking.

Britt Reid, calling.

Burning the candle at both ends, I see.

Wouldn't Mr. Case be upset with that?

There is no Mr. Case.

Well that's not why I'm calling.

I'm actually calling because, uh.

Remember seeing all that Green Hornet research?

You know, predicting what he might do next.

If you could just send us that. Those crime maps.

-Oh, yeah.

-That would be really helpful.

-Just fax it on over.

-Yes, hold on a second, please.

And it's coming right at you.

-If you need anything else.

-Okay.

-You just let me know.

-Perfect.

-Thank you, bye, bye.

She wants me so bad, it's crazy.

-Oh.

-South Central.

Yeah. Okay, we got 14 homicides.

This month.

Sounds like a good place for the

Green Hornet to make his debut.

Let's roll, Kato.

Let's roll.

This is really far east.

Never been in this part of town.

I think we're in the hood, Kato.

Wait, wait. Do you think we start there?

Yeah. Just like Lenore said.

Start small, work our way up.

This is really, really intense.

-So, you don't want to do it?

-I do, I do. We should just do it fast

before we chicken out, okay?

-I not going to chicken out.

-Who knows you might chicken out.

I know, just...just pull up to them.

I don't want to talk.

What, they're on your side.

-Stop yelling at me.

-Just pull it over and...

-I barely speak English.

-You speak English right now.

-Okay, fine.

-This is so stupid.

Oh, okay.

-Calm down.

-I am calm.

-Just shut up, this is scary....you shut up!!

-Scary, you shut up!

-I'm just trying to be cool.

-I am cool.

Yo, you looking for that good stuff, man?

Hola.

I am The Green Hornet.

And I would like to sit down with your boss.

Sit on this, b*tch.

Oh, God!

Move on!

Bean bags.

Where the hell are the bean bags?

Yeah!

YEAAAAHH!

Let me show you how it's done, Kato.

Green...Hornet...said...hello.

Eat my foot.

B*tch.

My nuts!

What the hell was that?

Who do you work fo..oh god.

Who do you work for?

Sh*t.

Hey! You come, come here, come here.

Hey, who do you work for?

Chudnofsky

Same guy everybody works for.

-Chud-what-ski?

-Chudnofsky

What kind of dumb name is that?

-Chudnofsky

-Where do you get the sh*t you sell for him, huh, where?

I'll never tell you that.

Oh really, never.

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