The Green Hornet Page #6

Perfect, I'll be there.

That was awesome.

Hey, Kato!

Can you make me some coffee.

I know you don't have your whole operations set up.

Whatever you can whip up will be great.

Lenore have you had this little

bastards coffee?

'Cause it is,

scrumdiddlyumptious.

The only way to describe it. You want a cup?

I'm fine, thank you.

So that's just one cup of coffee, Kato.

So, there's this restaurant.

That just opened in the San Fernando valley,

and it's called,

La Maison de lavuad.

And the whole thing, you eat

your meal in total darkness.

So with your deprived sight, each bite

is like a orgasm in your mouth.

-And I was thinking maybe it would be.

-Mr. Reid's office.

This is D.A. Scanlon calling for Britt Reid, please.

Hello sir, yes I'm aware you've been calling.

He's, he's had Mono.

Well let me take a look. Maybe there's a

good chance we can work that out later.

-Ow!

-If you ever tell me to get you coffee again.

I'll beat the sh*t out of you.

What are you?

What is wrong with you, are you crazy?

This is our plan. You're suppose to work for me.

You got me a java juice.

We're suppose to be bothers, man.

We're suppose to be Shon-dee.

What happened with that?

-Huh?

-I'm sorry.

You should be sorry.

I know it's complicated being super heroes,

and there's a lot of stress involved with that.

But you don't got to freak out about it,

do you, okay?

I'll have the coffee au lait.

I'm joking. I'm totally joking.

You're still mad at me, Kato?

-No.

-Good.

'Cause you shouldn't be, anyway.

What's up with Lenore. Is she acting weird around me?

No, why?

I like, like her.

And I can't nail her. She's completely unnailable.

It's I mean, it's a terrible fact.

I don't know what to do.

She doesn't like you.

Why would you even want her?

I do, maybe it's because she doesnt like me.

Isn't that sick.

That could be it.

Girls are such a drag, Kato.

Thank god we have each other.

Hey, I'm calling a boys night.

What do you say, huh?

What are you doing?

I didn't know you wanted to hang out.

I'm going for a drink with a friend.

Friend, who, come on?

Tony.

Tony?

Well have fun.

-You want to try?

-No.

Hit the black key.

-Really?

-Yeah.

Okay, I'll give it a try. Which one?

You know this uh, Green Hornet thing

is just crazy, isn't it?

I mean it's all I can think about sometimes.

I feel really in tuned with it.

Kind of like that guy with the Zodiac killer.

What about the man dressed in black?

Johnny Cash?

No. His partner.

His partner? No I don't think that, that's his partner.

It's probably just some thug that he hired.

Anyhow they'll both be dead in no time.

-Hmm?

-Yeah.

-Why?

-Because.

The Green Hornet's been attracting way to much attention.

Whoever is in charge is going to get tired of it.

Call him in to try and make a deal with him.

Then kill him. It's what Gotti did to Mengala in '87.

Two weeks, two weeks tops.

That's what I give them.

-Two weeks.

-Dead.

You're not going to like this.

But we got nothing.

It's like the Green Hornet didn't exist.

Nobody's done a deal with him.

Nobody's done time with him.

Nobody's ever heard of him.

It's like he came out of thin air.

Yeah, and I gotta say.

He's setting a bad example for the other gangs.

I met with the Armenians early today, they told me....

if the Hornet is independent.

They want to be independent too.

The Armenians truly said that?

And I heard rumors the Koreans are talking the same.

Which Korean?

Kim.

Kim?

No, Kim never said that.

We've been doing business for

twenty five years. We're friends.

I'm sorry boss.

That's just shocking.

Maybe we should go down there and

teach them to keep their mouths shut.

No, no, no.

I should kill Kim myself. He's a friend.

And I'll kill the Armenians, too.

It would make me feel better.

Wait, wait! AAAAH!

Great, what about, The Hornet?

Reid.

What you doing here?

Guess what, you son of a b*tch?

We got mail.

We got Hornet mail!

He emailed, it happened.

Come here, look, come here.

Look, look, look.

Green Hornet.

(Whispers) Me.

Good job on the Meth lab.

Uhh!

The place was costing me money and I

wanted to shut it down anyway.

That's B.S. Lets talk about another business

venture that could be mutually beneficial.

Please meet tomorrow.

At the lot on 5th and Union in downtown.

At 4 p.m.

Another adventure for, The Green Hornet,

and his nameless side kick.

Looks like we got some planning to do.

It could be a trap.

I heard Gotti killed Mangala in '87.

Where did you hear that from?

The History channel.

Oh yeah.

Should we go downtown now

and check it out?

Uh, no. That's cool, I got that covered.

You just fill up the car with

weapons and stuff like that, okay.

So, you're just going to come

up with the plan by yourself?

Bingo.

I don't know if that's the best idea.

-'Course you don't, Kato.

-What's that mean?

Oh, it means that you, uh

think your an awesome karate dude

that can do anything,

and I'm an incompetent schmuck.

Who needs a gun that shoots farts at people.

That's what that means.

I'm just saying, we should do this together.

I'm just saying, you should go home.

You should go to sleep, so tomorrow you could process...

MY incredible plan.

Fine.

This is so stupid.

We've pissed this guy off.

Now we are walking into a meeting on his turf.

We walked into their turf last time.

And guess what?

We kicked the living crap out of them.

And, everyone knows what happens

when you fool with a Hornet.

You get stung.

You get stung, what does that mean?

It's not a game, Britt.

And you are going to get us killed.

If you don't like my plan,

you do not have to be a part of it.

I don't even think you have a plan.

I do have a plan, I just haven't told it to you yet.

And it's amazing.

Okay? So are you in?

Or are you chickening out like a, b*tch?

You are a b*tch.

Not now, Kato. Not now, turn in here.

To there, game faces Kato, game faces.

Here's the plan. You take this thing, you put it in your ear.

You listen in on my phone,

which I've taped on my chest.

See, when I say the secret word,

which is 'Constantinople'.

I'll kick Yoda in the nuts,

you blow them up with the missiles.

Whoa! Turn, get back, go, go. Okay.

This is not part of the plan.

We're sandwiched.

And so, thunder strikes lightly.

Don't get all panicky.

The worst thing we can do right now is panic.

Just let me think.

Okay, don't worry. I'll get us out of here, okay.

Not to worry, we'll get it done, asswipe.

Well with that attitude we will come out, man.

I'm getting claustiphobic, Kato.

Okay, let me think.

-Oh, no. I can't breath.

-Listen, listen.

We're buried, we are totally buried.

Okay, okay.

What are you doing?

I am killing us, or saving us.

Whoa, whoa, missiles armed.

That's your plan?

You're going to blow us up, Kato.

That's not a good plan, disarm them, man.

Shall we part?

Would you save those bombs for me.

Chili!

They killed him. They killed Chili.

Lets fly.

Let's run.

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