The Green Hornet Page #9

Synopsis: Playboy Britt Reid (Seth Rogen) becomes the new publisher of Los Angeles' "The Daily Sentinel" after the sudden death of his father. Britt's party life is about to change when he and his driver and kung fu expert, Kato (Jay Chou), stop a robbery. With the help of Kato, Britt starts a new career of fighting crime as the masked superhero "The Green Hornet".
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Michel Gondry
Production: Sony Pictures
  4 wins & 7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.8
Metacritic:
39
Rotten Tomatoes:
44%
PG-13
Year:
2011
119 min
$98,000,000
Website
2,060 Views


conversation on some Sushi drive USB.

-We can't loose him.

-We're not loosing him, we're following him.

Kato, thank you buddy.

You were so good, thank you.

-Really?

-Yes..

-Your house?

-No.

Here's the deal, Kato.

We've got to get this flash drive to the Sentinel.

It's got Scanlon spilling-the-beans on it.

We're going to put it on the net.

It's what my father would have wanted.

You like your father, now?

Yes, you see he wasn't a dick after all.

Well, he was a dick.

Just not really how we thought he was.

At the end he wasn't a dick...it's called gay.

I'll explain later, okay.

It's a lot of conflicting emotions, Kato.

Let's roll, Reid.

Heres' the thing, Kato. Honestly, I've

been jealous of you the entire time.

-You're awesome.

-I know.

-You built this whole car.

-I know.

You know karate.

-You're charming.

-Thank you.

These guys are amazingly well organized.

Backups on the side.

-Orders.

-Put your guard on, here.

The other side.

Your turn!

Oh sh*t.

We lost them.

-He's gone. ...He's gone.

-Yeah.

Damn, he's back.

You gotta be kidding me.

These guys are good.

Over there.

Over there, over there.

I got moment.

Moment to this.

We're not going to make it.

Waa...yeah we're going to make it.

That's a very big gun.

Kato, be careful.

-Take the wheel.

-What?

-Take the wheel.

-I can't drive this thing.

Yes you can.

Nun chucks, that was my idea.

Hey, hey where you going?

What are you doing now?

What are you doing up there?

Sh*t, sh*t!

Kato, Jesus.

I don't know what anything does.

Why didn't you do this in English?

-(Speaks Chinese)

-Why don't you say it in English.

-No, sir.

-It's out there.

-Hang one left.

-I'm just ready to ...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Turn it off.

-I don't know what to do.

-Turn off.

I'll just stop it.

Ah, I stopped it.

I'm sorry.

-Shoot foam

-Hey, it's okay.

Next time, don't touch anything.

Kato, look.

We made it.

Kato, we made it.

-Yeah.

-Yeah!

-I can't.

-Yeah, that's cool.

Oh, we're screwed.

Come on! Hurry up.

Ah, whoops.

-Did you drop it?... Sh*t!

-Yes.

You get it. I'll cover you.

Wish me luck.

Good luck.

Dear Hornet, Be it my mask, or your blood.

Red will be the last...

Britt Reid, fire.

Go!

Get him.

Let me shoot him.

Oh, no.

Shoot to kill.

You brought a gas mask.

-Of course I brought a gas mask.

-Just for yourself.

There!

Are you hitting the paper?

Over here.

This fog's up.

There.

Kato!

Get us out of here.

Hah, I'm ungassable.

That was incredibly dangerous.

Drop me off at the elevators.

I'll take it from here.

No, we stay together.

Hey, get in the front seat.

Quick, quick.

Tenth floor, tenth floor.

What's the worse, what's the worse, missiles?

Four missiles left. Hornet gun?

-Check.

-Machine guns, check.

Does it drive?

Front wheel drive.

Hey, get out of here.

Okay, you can let me out of here.

Bazooka. Guy with a bazooka.

Missile.

Fire.

Reload.

Kato, they're here.

Go be a journalist, I'll kick ass.

There, there!

Aw, sh*t!

Come on.

Okay, I'm there.

One minute and this baby is going to all over the wo...

Star...star...start up!

Yeah!

Do you see him?

I can't see anything.

Oh, I'm so stupid!

All right, Reid.

Hand over the thing.

You want it?

Go get it.

Where is it?

Where is it!

I am Bloodnofsky.

I've killed a thousand before,

and I'll kill a thousand more.

Now tremble before your death.

For be it my mask, or be it your blood. Red

will be the last color you ever see.

Britt.

Britt!

Hey! End of the road, Scanlon.

Okay, okay.

Let's just calm down.

Hand over the sushi.

Um, yeah, hand it over.

We can talk about this.

On the ground now.

-It's the Green Hornet. Shoot him.

-Get on the ground.

Shoot him!

Quick, quick.

I'm District Attorney Mike Scanlon.

That is the Green Hornet.

Kato, I screwed up.

Scanlon's going to get away, scott free.

No he's not.

Ow! Whoa!

Holy sh*t.

Ejector seats.

You actually built them.

It was a good idea.

Wow.

This is really scary

A brutal high speed chase between the Green Hornet,

and rival gang members has led to the Daily Sentinel

-I called it.

-leaving a trail of demolished cars,

and trucks in their path.

Here's the story. We're on our way to a costume party.

Okay.

We gotta get out of our suits.

Where the hell are we going to go?

No one knows why the District Attorney..

No, stop!

Stop, stop!

Lenore!

How do you guys know my name?

-It's us.

-Kato.

It's me, huh?

You a**holes!

You a**holes.

What the hell are you doing dressed as criminals?

-You're criminals my god.

-No we're not.

We're helping people.

Why did you ask me to do research on the

Green Hornet, when you are the Green Hornet?

We don't know what we're doing.

We need you to help us, don't you see.

You're the mastermind.

What?

This is the police.

Please open up.

Please don't tell on us. We were trying

to be good people. Don't do this.

-Think about it.

-Shut up!

Hello officer, can I help you?

We're looking for two masked men.

-You seen anything?

-Yeah, of course.

-Really?

-Yeah, they're all over the news.

- All the time.

-All right.

Well please report anything suspicious.

Absolutely.

You heartless stupid a**holes.

You kiss him.

You kiss me.

We'll figure this out later, come on.

Don't kiss me.

)All talking at once

I don't kissed him.

-We don't kiss.

-I have a bullet in me.

You know I didn't kiss. You guys like kissing.

I don't see why.

I've been shot in the shoulder.

Well then go to the hospital.

No! Don't you see.

The police knows the Green Hornet was shot in the shoulder.

If I go to the hospital they'll know I'm the Green Hornet.

Yeah you've been shot, eww.

Here's what I need. I need a spatula

to bite down on and a knife.

You gotta dig this bullet out of my meat.

Do it!

I'm cold.

It's deep inside me.

Oh, God.

-Spatula.

-Ah, okay, okay.

-Make sure it's sterilized.

-What?

Sterilize it. Please I don't want to get gangrene.

-Play it safe, xiongd.

-Xiongd, xiongd forever.

-Okay, okay ready.

-God, let me see.

Okay just wait, just hurry, just start there.

It hurts, okay I can't do it.

Take me to the hospital.

Shut up!

Hey look, if I'm the mastermind of all this,

just let me have a second of silence.

So I can figure this out, okay?

Mere hours ago the Green Hornet

and a group of his criminal underlings,

launched a horrendous attack on this building.

That claimed the life of District Attorney Frank Scanlon.

It's unfortunate but,

you know, that's what happens.

The Daily Sentinel will be rebuilt.

And to start that off, I am naming

Mike Axford the new Editor in chief.

Mike's a great guy he's comfortable telling me off.

So, he's the perfect man for the job.

Weeee, have to get this paper back

to the ideals that my father started it on.

I want to make him proud.

And I hope to make this city proud of the Daily Sentinel.

Like never before.

The Green Hornet sends his regards.

Direct hit, he got my shoulder.

Hey, The Green Hornet.

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Seth Rogen

Seth Aaron Rogen (; born April 15, 1982) is a Canadian-American actor, voice actor, comedian, writer, producer, and director. He began his career performing stand-up comedy during his teenage years. While still living in his native Vancouver, he landed a supporting role in Judd Apatow's series Freaks and Geeks. Shortly after he moved to Los Angeles for his role, Freaks and Geeks was officially cancelled after one season due to low viewership. Rogen later got a part on sitcom Undeclared, which also hired him as a writer. After landing his job as a staff writer on the final season of Da Ali G Show, Apatow guided him toward a film career. Rogen made his first movie appearance in Donnie Darko with a minor role in 2001. Rogen was cast in a supporting role and credited as a co-producer in Apatow's directorial debut, The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Universal Pictures subsequently cast him as the lead in Apatow's films Knocked Up and Funny People. Rogen co-starred as Steve Wozniak in Universal's Steve Jobs biopic in 2015. In 2016, he developed the AMC television series Preacher with his writing partner Evan Goldberg and Sam Catlin. He also serves as a writer, executive producer, and director with Goldberg. Rogen and Goldberg co-wrote the films Superbad, Pineapple Express, The Green Hornet, This Is the End, and directed both This Is the End and The Interview; all of which Rogen starred in. He has also done voice work for the films Horton Hears a Who!, the Kung Fu Panda film series, The Spiderwick Chronicles, Monsters vs. Aliens, Paul, Sausage Party, and will provide the voice of Pumbaa in the 2019 remake of The Lion King. more…

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