The Green Inferno Page #2

So when the bulldozers arrive,

they're in for a surprise.

Who is behind

the development?

It's a private

corporation in Peru.

They hire ex-military to protect

them and to kill the natives.

So we're going to take on a

private militia with our phones?

No. But we're going

to scare them.

And the Peruvian

Government will notice.

Hi. Sorry. How are we supposed

to stream from the jungle?

They

have a satellite.

Our contact will

hack us in.

I have 15 sites

ready to stream

and an army of followers

to tweet when we're uploaded.

Once the construction knows

they're on camera,

everything changes.

Just watch.

Justine.

Are you sure you're here

for the right reasons?

Yeah.

Good.

Be careful. The jungle's

a dangerous place.

This is crazy.

Are you going tree hugging

or bulldozer hugging?

We're staging a rally.

They're going to shoot you

and bury the bodies.

Well, then you can

watch my execution,

because we're going to be

streaming the whole thing.

I'm so watching that.

This sounds insane.

You know there's always a

non-violent way to make your point.

It is non-violent.

It's not violent yet.

But trust me, these workers see

you f***ing up their development,

it's gonna get ugly. Fast.

Not on camera they won't.

Two large cheese!

What does your dad

think about this?

Justine, I need some numbers.

Who are you going with?

It's a school trip,

Dad, I'll be fine.

It's not like I'm

going anywhere dangerous.

I want you to talk to Dale.

I insist you talk to Dale.

I'm not going to bother

the ambassador of Peru

to get vaccination tips.

I am texting you

his number right now.

Dad.

Honey, Peru is

a dangerous country.

Do you know anything

about it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Dad,

I really have to go, okay?

I love you, bye.

Let's go before he

sends a SWAT Team.

Oh, wait.

Well, what do you

want me to say?

I think you're

100% wrong.

I think you're 100% whore.

I'm probably 50/50.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Please, be safe.

I will.

Bye.

Justine!

What?

Nothing. I'll

see you later.

See you Monday.

Okay, this way, guys.

A-ha! Alejandro.

Carlos. He's the man.

One of us.

Hey.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Please, get in the plane.

How are you?

Hi, beautiful.

Daniel.

How are you? Nice to meet you.

How's it going?

Hi.

We kiss here.

It's like a tradition.

Cool.

Okay, thanks.

What?

You're such

a fat guy in love.

I am not.

There's nothing

sadder than that.

Dude, we're just friends.

There's nothing happening.

Get used to it.

You Okay?

Yeah, thanks.

Small planes

always make me nervous.

Feel like we're

gonna crash.

Okay. Everyone, give

a big round of applause

to our sponsor Carlos.

He's the one who's making

this dream a reality.

Thank you.

Thank you, Alejandro.

And thanks to you guys, we will

get this issue global attention.

All right!

Yeah!

Isn't it weird that that's the

guy who's paying for everything?

He's wealthy and he

supports our cause.

Just because he's

Latin and wealthy

doesn't mean

he's a drug dealer.

I didn't say that.

She never said that.

Yeah, I got it.

Thanks, Jonah.

It's Brad Pitt!

Justine, Brad Pitt! Come on!

Welcome to the jungle!

These things are awesome.

It's like a motorcycle

and a rickshaw had a baby.

No seat belts?

Don't worry, I got you.

Donde marijuana?

Don't worry, bro, I'll hook you up.

I knew that guy

would have the hook up.

Hey guys, grab

your stuff and follow me.

No helmets.

That's chill.

That's f***ing insane,

that's like child abuse.

Good thing I got

that shot.

Actually, it's not

100% effective.

You could still

contract yellow fever.

Are you serious?

Jonah,

even if that's true,

don't tell her about it.

Don't get mad at me.

I bought this awesome bug spray.

It has DEET.

It's like...

A-ha!

You're

wasting it all.

Lars.

Here's your weed.

Gracias. How much?

Oh, don't worry.

It's on me.

Careful, it's Peruvian. Very strong.

Thank you.

Sweet.

Thanks, Kara.

Okay. Give me your phones.

Here, take mine.

Here you go.

I'm setting up

the stream app.

Make sure your

phones are charged.

Nice case.

Careful...

I have very private

photos in there.

Don't worry, I never look.

I do. You have

any hot chicks?

Half the campus.

Freshmen.

Tomorrow, no

matter what, keep streaming.

Those cameras are

our only defense.

Defense?

They have guns?

Of course.

Which part of militia

did you not understand?

I just thought

the militia were like ahead

of the bulldozers

in the jungle.

I didn't think they were

gonna be right next to them.

Wait, they

could shoot us?

It's a risk, of course.

Well, then we should get guns.

Yeah.

Yeah.

These are our guns.

Calm down.

There's a group of us.

If they shoot at one,

they have to kill all of us.

What?

Oh, my God.

No, that's a lot better.

That's awesome.

Nobody forced you

to join us.

And nobody's forcing you now.

You wanna back out?

Go ahead.

No. No.

Um... Mmm-mmm.

Okay.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Go straight to the boats.

Come on.

Come on. Move.

Let's go.

Hold my hand.

What's he saying?

I don't know, it's Quechua.

What's Kashua?

She's a singer.

Shut up.

Save your battery.

There's no signal until camp.

Have you been here before?

We came with

Alejandro, like,

two years ago. But, we

never went this far.

But don't worry.

I know where we are.

That doesn't need a signal?

No, it uses...

It uses satellite.

There are 12

gee-synchronous satellites

that determine

our global position.

He has an older model, but

it's still pretty accurate.

Thank you, Jonah.

Yeah.

Hey, is there,

like, a village or

pueblo soon'?

Why? You need a toilet?

Not right this minute,

but I probably will.

Yes, if we stop I'd like

to use one, too, please.

Okay.

What is it?

It's for the snakes.

I can hold it.

It's three hours

to camp.

Hey...

Is there another machete?

Don't point that

thing at me, man.

Chop, chop.

We don't have all day.

This is the girl's

tree, find your own!

Sorry. Sorry.

Where's Lars?

Go! Go, go!

Tarantula...

F***ing bug!

F***ing bugs and sh*t!

A f***ing tarantula

almost bit my dick off!

Use this.

Oh.

Not funny!

Look!

Oh, wow!

That's cool.

That's f***ing awesome!

That's my next tattoo.

The Yajes thinks

that the black jaguar

is the guardian of nature.

They also think that it

carries sinners to hell.

Good thing he's

on our side.

I think it can

just stay where it is.

It's beautiful.

This is a good omen.

This is it.

Let's go.

Take those off. They can

get caught in the chains.

But you take

your passports.

Why?

In case we get arrested.

Awesome.

Kara.

Hey...

We leave it here.

No extra gear.

Go.

We'll be fine.

Nothing's going

to happen.

That's our guy.

See you guys at the plane.

This is not

about the individual.

This is about the cause.

We are now one face.

Now stand up

and make history. Go.

Locks.

That's your kit, go.

Here's a lock.

Wait, wait, wait.

No, no, no. I got it.

Go, go, go. No, go!

Lars, your tree, go.

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