The Hateful Eight Page #5
Minnie and Sweet Dave went to visit her
mother on the north side of the mountain.
- What?
- Yeah.
- They ain't here?
- Yes, they're visiting her mother.
- Her mother?
- Yes.
I never knew Minnie had a mother.
Everybody's got a mother.
Yeah, I suppose.
- And she left you in charge?
- Si.
That sure don't sound like Minnie.
Are you callin' me a liar?
Not yet, I ain't.
- But it sounds peculiar, though,
- What sound peculiar?
Well first of, Minnie never struck me
as the sentimental type.
Secondly,
I can't imagine Sweet
Dave liftin' his fat ass
outta' his chair long
enough to fetch well water,
unless Minnie was
layin' a fryin' pan upside his head.
Along takin' trips to the north side.
That sounds a whole lot like you're calling
me a liar, mi negro amigo.
Yeah it do sound a whole
lot like, don't it?
But I still haven't done it yet.
- Do you consider stew food?
- Yes. - Then we serve food.
She still stinkin' up the place
with her "Old Quail" pipe tobacco?
Minnie dosen't smoke a pipe.
She rolls her own.
"Red Apple Tobacco"
But mi negro amigo,
I think you already know this.
Yeah I do, Senor Bob.
Just seein' if you do.
- Fill me up, O.B.
- Yeah.
Goddamn it!
Thank you.
Well cut my legs off and call me Shorty...
is that Genaral Sanford Smithers I see?
You've got a good eye son.
Well, I'll be double dogged damned!
General Sandy "Don't give a damn" Smithers!
Captain Chris Mannix, Mannix Marauders.
- Erskine's boy?
- Yes sir.
May I sit down, Sir?
According to the Yankees,
it's a free country.
Genaral Sandy Smithers...
boy...
oh boy.
I heard you gave those
Me and my boys did our part.
Just like Erskine and
his boys did their part.
Hell yeah, we did.
- Yankees sons of b*tches?
- I never knew your father, son.
But, I always respected his resolve.
Thank you for saying that, General. Your
respect woulda' meant the world to him.
Can I get ya' some coffy?
- That would be nice.
- Well, how about a blanked?
That would be even nicer.
Hell, you know what,
you can have mine.
Here we go General.
So what brings you out Wyoming way, sir?
If ya' don't mind me askin'?
My boy.
You gotta' boy that lives in Red Rock?
My son, Chester
Charles Smithers,
he died out here a few years back.
Forgive me sir.
No forgiveness needed, son.
Like I said, it was a few years back.
It was after he served his service.
He came out here to the hills of Wyoming,
to make his fortune.
Never to be heard from again.
in the Red Rock cemetery.
I'm here to advise the stone maker
on his headstone.
Was he a goner fer' sure?
"the cold life" out in
the woods? It's a rough life,
If he had done what he came here to do,
he'd a come home.
Close it, close it!
You have to hold it closed
while I nail it shut!
Really? Who's the idiot
who broke the damn door?
F***ing hold it low.
Okay.
Hold it, mi negro amigo.
We need two pieces of wood.
Ola mi cabron.
There you go, motherf***er!
- That's a lotta' hats, Senor Bob?
- Huh?
Considering Minnie's no
hats indoors policy? Which,
If I remember it correctly,
that was one of them Bar of Iron rules,
kinda rule,
she'd want kept up in her absence.
You seem to have a laissez faire
attitude when it comes to the hats.
I'm guilty.
I have a laissez faire
attitude about the hats.
How about we forget
about the hats today,
considering there's a
blizzard going on and all,
and make tomorrow "No Hat Day"?
Labrador.
You know my daddy,
I said that my daddy!
Always said that Davis
was a courages man.
But he should have put capital
in Montgomery and not Richmond.
Yes, Sir. I agree with that the army in
North Virginia would've been used in a...
I said the army of North Virginia would
have been used in very different way.
Shut up!
O.B.?
Do you know that n*gger, Sir?
I don't know that n*gger.
But I know he's a n*gger.
And that's all I need to know.
Well that n*gger just ain't any n*gger.
- That n*gger is-
Battle of Baton Rouge?
Inform the n*gger in the
Cavalry officers uniform
that I had a division
of Confederates under my commend,
in Baton Rouge.
Major N*gger, General Smithers wishes me to
inform you... I heard 'em hillbilly.
Inform this old cracker that
On the other side.
Oh that's interesting.
General Smithers,
he said that he was also in Baton Rouge.
- On the other-
- Cap't Mannix, tell the n*gger,
that I don't acknowledge
n*ggers in Northern uniforms.
You captured a whole
Colored Command that day.
But not one Colored Trooper
made it to a camp, did they?
We had neither the time or the food.
Nor the inclination
to care for Northern horses,
and least of all Northern n*ggers.
- So we shot 'em where they stood.
- Gentlemen,
Gentlemen,
I know Americans aren't apt
to let a little thing like an unconditional
surrender get in the way of a good war.
But I strongly suggest we don't restage
during a blizzard
in Minnie's Haberdashery.
Now, my Nubian friend,
while I realize passions are high,
that was a while ago.
And if you shoot this
un-armed old man I guarantee
I will hang you by the
neck until you are dead.
Once we arrive in Red Rock.
I damn will guarantee that too.
Yeah Warren,
that's the problem with old men.
You can kick 'em down
the stairs and say it's
a accident, but ya'
can't just shoot 'em.
Gentlemen, since we
may be trapped here,
close together like for a few days,
may I suggest a possible solution?
We divide Minnie's in half.
The Northern side
and The Southern Side.
With the dinner table
operating as a neutral territory.
We could say that the
fireplace side of the room,
acts as a symbolic representative of...
Georgia
While the bar, represents...
Philadelphia!
As long aas the bar's Philadelphia I agree.
We still got that deal
I help you protect your eight thousand,
you help me protect my ten?
One of them fella's
is not what he says he is.
What is he?
He's in cahoots with this one
that's what he is.
One of them, maybe even two of 'em,
is here to see Domergue goes free.
And to accomplish that goal,
they'll kill everbody in here.
And they got 'em coupla' days.
So all they gotta' do
is sit tight and wait for
a winda' of opportunity.
And that's when they strike,
huh b*tch?
If you say so, John.
Are you sure you're not
just being paranoid?
Our best bet is this,
duplicitous fella' ain't
as cool a customer as Daisy here.
He won't have the leather patience
it takes to just sit here and wait.
But waiting for an oportunity, and knowing
it's the right one, isn't so easy.
If he can't handle it, he'll stop waiting.
He'll try and create his opportunity.
And that's when Mr.Jumpy reveals himself.
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