The Healer Page #3

How long it has been, Alec?

- A While.

- Gosh, does not feel that way.

It's amazing how for a woman,

first impression with

a man a just so important.

I was lucky,

you were so sweet, Alec.

So gentle,

How long are you staying?

- A year.

- A whole year?

That is so great.

One day we should go swimming,

at the lake, like we used to.

Remember that time my

mom nearly caught us butt naked?

- we hide for whole hour behind a rock?

- No, I don't remember that.

It's fine, Alec, Philip understands.

We all have a past,

Right, honey?

Sure.

See you soon, Alec.

So happy you're here.

Call me anytime.

- Hey.

- Hey.

What?

Nothing.

They misprinted the ad!

Hey, this isnt funny.

I already had four

potential clients in my house:

One with arthritis, one

deaf, some nachos waitress...

and some dude running on kidney stone...

I am sorry. I'll have

them to re-print it,

but it won't out

until next week.

I've been here only two days...

I got ticket yesterday for 250

dollar by this policemen.

Wait, Tom?

Tom pulled you over?

Tom's ex-wife had a crush on Raymond...

and rumors said that they had a things...

So, Tom tries to make your uncle's

life impossible when he's here.

Great.

Well then now I'm the target, aren't I?

What is it with you and the animals?

My dog love you,

the sheep follow us...

I think you got some

strange animals.

I wanted to ask you.

I know it's cheeky,

but the other day...

Were you serious about

the job offer?

- Yeah! Of course!

- Great! When do I start?

Right now! I can't believe it.

- What was that?

- Just follow me!

Oh my God!

What?

This cow has been difficulties since

yesterday, in constant pain.

What's wrong her?

She's pregnant

Do you think she's gonna lose... The baby?

No.

I think it's about to happen right now.

- Are you going to giving birth?

- Yes

I think I should probably just

give it some privacy.

Alec, grab the gloves.

Do you want a job or not?

Grab the gloves!

Alec, come on!

Easy bro.

Oh my God! What are those sticks

coming out of her tunnel?

The legs!

Okay, we gonna pull, ready?

Ready?

Go!

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on.

Hey, little one

You know, it's not usually

like that, it's actually...

- I don't want to talk about it.

- Okay.

I still hate that she was staring at me.

I am so sorry.

- seriously?

- I am so sorry.

- You have some visitor.

- No, I have more clients.

Mr. Bailey, can you see us now?

Frank, Leslie, what is this about?

My little Rebecca, Cecilia,

you know what wrong.

She's nearly five.

and she hasnt spoken for the past year.

I'm so sorry, the ad was misprinted.

He isnt some kind of a healer.

You not the healer?

No, I fix electrical things,

not people.

Can you atleast try?

Leslie...

I gonna try and fix this.

I am so sorry.

I'll see you tomorrow at 10.

I'm so sorry,

It's my fault.

I'm never gonna the year.

Alec Bailey!

What's going on?

Alec Bailey!

I want a word with you.

How dare you come to

this peaceful community?

and try to scams this people?

- What the hell you talking about?

- A healer?

Is that the best ploy you

can come up with?

Look... It was a mistake, alright,

they misprinted the ad.

Ah! baloney!

I know how this scams work.

Now you got the whole town

talking about it.

Of course you says it is a mistake.

What the hell you talking about,

I'm telling you that the ad is bullshit.

Hey, don't use

foul language with me.

Well then, listen to me and

help me tell this people...

that I'm not a healer.

Paula, come on...

Okay, go.

As we can see, the oaks and the

forest a thick with mosses,

So moist of the spring...

Sounds like a bad argument.

And propagate your publicity?

No sir,

I'm gonna report you

to the authorities!

You know what? Get off my property!

You give me a headache

Your uncle would be ashamed of you.

Don't you walk away from me! I'm talking to you!

Do not touch me!

Help me...

Sh*t!

Laura, check it out...

- Oh my God!

- Is that Father Malloy?

Don't you die on me!

Oh my God, he murdered Father Malloy.

- What's he doing?

- He probably gonna bury him.

Jesus!

- Let's get out of here.

- No, wait, wait.

Oh my Gosh!

- That guy is an animal.

- Oh my God!

I've got it all on camera.

Let's go see Tom!

Oh, sh*t!

Help! Help!

Help!

Hey, Alec, I didnt know you were the

Healer. I just saw the ad.

Where is the newspaper office?

I need to talk to them!

And would you like the spacial juice of today?

- It's Blackberry Apple.

- Oh, Sure.

Larry! Would you like to try the juice

of the day? It's Blackberry Apple..

Why are you screaming at me?

Will be grand, Mary.

- Larry, can you hear me?

- Yeah, what is it?

- Larry, you got your hearing back!

- I think I have.

And I didnt have any

pain this morning.

- I thought it was just a lucky break.

- Dear Jesus!

They say Leslie daughter

is like a chatterbox

after they saw Alec.

I'm going to take my blood tested,

Maybe I'm better too.

Yeah, you should.

- You'll really think that he's the one?

- He must be the one.

Would you like some coffee, honey?

No, no thanks.

Hey, guys! Look, that's him!

Lets go.

- Yeah, he's there.

- Where is he?

We printed what we were told.

Bullshit! Now I need put clear

messages for tomorrow...

saying you made a mistake.

We don't print again until next Tuesday.

I do not care!

Just make an exception!

This, this whole thing...

Oh my dear man, thank you

so very much!

I can hear!

I never should've doubted you.

I hadnt have any pain since yesterday.

And Rebecca doing so well,

you are a blessing to this town!

Has my blood sugar corrected it self?

I don't buy this crap!

There are no Healers and

this guy has no powers.

- This is ridiculous, Mary.

- Thank you! Thank you.

Finally someone with common sense here!

Oh, my God, Phillip!

Your stutter, it's gone!

My stutter...

My stuttering is gone!

You not doing so bad.

How much are you charging?

How much do we owe you?

Nothing!

Nothing!

Do you know why?

Because real Healers don't exist!

Next week his going to

print that I'm Superman!

but I still not be able figure fly!

Now I just want to be left alone!

But he heals people.

There you are.

You're almost two hours late!

I got a great excuse, okay?

Do you still want me to

work with you or not?

- Yeah, sure!

- Great!

Who's giving birth today? Anyone?

I know that you had some bad luck

since you got here.

Bad luck?

This place is a living nightmare,

the people here are crazy and I

got this constant blistering headache and...

What?

It's my birthday.

Happy birthday, Alec.

Do you like Pinot Noir?

Its really beautiful here .

Ohh, you finally notice.

See, it's not all bad.

Thank you for this.

Happy birthday, Alec.

So, do you have a girlfriend?

-No, not at the moment.

-No?

What if you were wrong about all of this?

I was thinking, I bet if we

did an experiment...

you and I...

I like kiss you...

Maybe you might changed your mind.

You don't think?

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