The Hills Have Eyes Part II Page #3

Uh!

(Door Rattling, Kicked In)

- Rachel, what happened?

- Oh my God!

(Barking)

(Laughing)

RACHEL:
Beast settled down?

FOSTER:
Yeah. Sort of.

But that dude is weird.

All he does, is growl at rocks.

His mama must have been attacked,

by a cement mixer or something.

Rachel, you say it was your brother,

who gave you that?

- She fell.

- It was my brother!

It was my dead brother.

He's come back, to get me.

Rachel,

you and Bobby werent taking

controlled substances

or something, this morning?

I mean. You're both

acting very strange today.

I mean, what are you talking about?

What brother?

(Barking)

(Bird Cawing)

(Beast Growling, Barking)

(Pluto Yelling)

(Barking)

Sittin' ducks.

Yeah, yeah.

We were sure Pluto was dead.

Sh*t, they all were dead.

Fact is Rachel, nobody saw you

go in or out of there.

The fact is...

That crazy wild girl, you guys

were joking about back on the bus.

That was me eight years ago.

- You mean the family that killed people?

- I didn't kill anybody.

If that's who you are...

I mean were...

Then you turned against your family..

You helped the other family.

Bobby's family.

That brother, I saw in there,

he killed Beasts mate the first day.

He stole Bobby's niece,

and helped kill his mother and sister.

What?

Hold on.

Rachel, no offense

but you fell and you whacked your bean

and now you're staring

a little crooked this afternoon.

CASS:

Wait a minute.

Maybe it makes sense.

Why is Bobby so afraid of the desert?

Yeah, fine. Fine, okay. Suppose it

happened just exactly like she said.

She didn't see the guy, just now.

She, uh... a memory.

She had a little delayed stress syndrome

come down on her. That's all.

There ain't no boogeyman.

Somebody's out by the bus.

- (Growling)

- Beast! Cass.

(Beast Barking)

Motorbikes is gone!

Beast, shut up!

No one started the motorcycle,

I can guarantee that.

Look at this.

Hey wait a minute.

I bet he's trying to roll it

out of earshot, before he starts it up.

That means, he's close.

- 30 seconds to launch and coshing.

- You got it.

Roy? You doing,

what I think you're doing?

Don't be be crazy,

don't go out there.

Must be Pluto, who took it.

Well just get that bike from Pluto

and we'll be right back ma'am.

Roy!

Let's go.

- Let's go.

- C'mon, go, go, go!

PLUTO:
Ah! Hoo!

Okay, you mother!

You just moved in to our game! Woo!

Hey Foster. This thing

has the Super Fuel, right?

The half tank switch is right here.

Save it, for the payoff.

Alright, thank you gentlemen,

and I'm off! Woo!

C'mon! Woo!

C'mon Harry!

Woo!

Woo! Ha, ha!

C'mon boys!

Woo! Ha, ha!

Get that f***er!

- Ha, ha!

- Woo!

C'mon!

C'mon, c'mon!

C'mon suckers!

C'mon! You punk ass!

Hey, that's not fair!

That's Harry's maneuver!

Woo!

(Laughing)

Yeah! C'mon!

Harry, you alright?

(Laughing)

Get that f***er!

I got him!

You're mine, f***er!

Woo!

You better run!

You better!

(Engine Whirls)

Yee Ha!

Come on!

Come on, buddy! Come on!

(Pluto Grunting)

Hey!

You better run!

- You're dead, f***er!

(Pluto Yells)

- Hey!

(Pluto Laughs)

Come back here, you bastard!

Damn it!

- C'mon, Goddammit!

- Ah! Ah!

C'mon! C'mon!

C'mon baldy!

You get him?

You need help?

I'm right here!

Ol' Harry'll kick his ass for ya!

MAN:
Harry,

help me. I'm hurt.

Roy?

Roy?

You don't fool ol' Harry twice,

my friend, nah.

Oh yeah.

I've seen this one before,

in the movies.

Very clever.

Sucka.

Ha, ha!

You missed me,

you missed me!

Na na-na,

na na-na

Holy sh--

Move it!

Go. Go!

Come on! Go!

C'mon!

Whoa. Whoa!

Harry!

Harry!

Maybe he got up

and went home.

Yeah, maybe.

You better hope so.

Now, who set that trap?

- You never should of got off the road.

- Oh yeah?

I ain't the only

crazy out here.

Yeah, you're right.

'Cause you just picked a fight

with a whole bus load of them!

FOSTER:

Hellooo!

You think they heard that?

RACHEL:
If they had their engines

off, for some reason. Otherwise...

SUE:
Yeah well, they should

be able to see the smoke.

HULK:
They could be on the

other side of the hills by now.

FOSTER:
Hey.

We got some firecrackers in the bus.

They gotta hear one of those.

HULK:
Good idea.

CASS:
What do you thinks

up with those guys?

What are you looking at cue ball?

I ain't the one

you gotta look out for.

Oh yeah?

Who else is out here? Huh!

The Reaper.

The Reaper?

Who the hell's

The Reaper?

(Whistle)

(Whistle)

(Whistle)

HULK:
Hold your ears.

(Explosion)

- Ah!

FOSTER:
Whoa!

They gotta hear that sucker.

(Whistling)

FOSTER:
Hellooo!

Anything Cass?

What are you slowing down for?

Come on.

Go!

C'mon!

We should all just get out.

Right now.

What on? A magic carpet?

We got about 2 cups

of gas in the tank.

Besides, this isn't panic city.

Go.

Oh, Harry.

(Growling)

Whoa!

MAN:
Grab my rope, Pluto!

Sh*t!

What was that?

(Yells)

Uh...

sh*t!

Hey! What's going on?

Let me out of here!

I think, I heard Roy scream.

You guys are pitiful!

And you Cass, of all people.

You should know,

we are dealing with the worlds

two biggest practical jokers.

Look at me,

when I'm talking to you.

Did you really,

unmistakably hear a scream?

Not an actual scream. It was a...

It was more like a feeling

of Roy screaming.

C'mon. What's everybody

getting so paranoid about?

I mean, just lighten up.

You know?

Okay. Meanwhile...

The best defense, is a good offense.

Let's just make a surprise,

for these jokers.

Oh, like what?

I do not know. Foster?

(Laughing)

- Okay.

So when they show,

we all hide

wait for 'em to hit this

then we'll jump 'em.

Screamin' like mad

and scare the sh*t out 'em.

(All Laughing)

- Brilliant!

(Laughing)

You see 'em?

Uh...

No.

HULK:

What are you looking for?

RACHEL:

Candle, radio, blankets.

Weapons. Whatever we can use,

to get us through the night.

Weapons?

You don't have to be

afraid of anything.

I'll smash anything

that comes near ya, like a bug.

What's that?

Some kind of machinery?

Looks like an old generator.

Ruby, hold this. Here.

It's diesel.

Can't use the fuel for the bus,

but we might be able

to get some lights out of it.

Hey. You believe that

Rachel's that Ruby character?

Do you believe

your Daddy's Santa Claus?

- She's Ruby.

- How do you know?

I don't know.

I can tell when someones lying.

Okay Cass, uh...

I've got my hands

in the air, over my head.

Tell me if I'm lying,

or telling the truth.

Lying.

From the sound of Sue's breathing

I'd say, you had both

your hands on her.

(Laughing) Okay.

Okay, so...

So, you can see so accurate.

What do you see now?

Danger.

Man, you're a barrel of laughs.

I'm sorry.

Okay Foster.

How do the French, eat frog?

- With a fork or something?

- No.

First they take one little leg

and put it over one ear,

take the other little leg

and put ot over the other ear.

(Laughing)

(Generator Engine)

SUE:
Oh, yea!

FOSTER:
Oh man!

Ain't that pretty?

- What?

- The lights just came on.

RACHEL:

How's that for magic?

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