The Hole Page #4

It'll be perfect. The sea air, the stars...

I hate beaches. All that sand up your crack | and nowhere to pee apart from the ocean.

And it dries out the complexion.

I'll look 40 after ten minutes | and you want me to go for a week?

Remember that place we found | and said it'd be great for a party?

The S&M dungeon | Martin tried to take you to?

Precisely. What if we did that?

I could get Mike pretty much on his own | for a few days...

...and we could even ask Geoff... for you.

- The four of us? | - Yeah.

A private party, the end of term. | Me, you, Mike and Geoff.

Oi, oi, Frankie!

...up his arse | with a rampant penis

Wahey!

- Dangerous place for a lady.

- If you say so. | - Whooo!

- Out. Neil, out! She's not here for you. | - See you, Geoff.

Couldn't have come at a better time. | I'm ready if you are.

How would you like to go | to the best private party of your life?

- Are you going? | - It's my party.

- How private? | - You, me,

...Mike and Liz.

- Mike never mentioned it. | - That's cos you're inviting him.

- I don't know if I could do that. | - It's for three days.

Absolutely extracurricular.

Your parents don't know | and the school doesn't know.

What we do would be our own business.

But if you're too p*ssy, | then I'll ask someone else.

- I never said I wasn't interested. | - In or out?

- In. | - But you have to bring Mike.

I'll have a word with His Highness. | Anything else?

Put your knob away.

Go.

- Did you do it? | - Yeah. Done.

It will be great.

Oh, please

Man, I'm telling you, this is different. | This is ten out of ten.

Frankie and Liz. Real ten out of ten

So you're going home to an empty house | and f*** the maid again?

You haven't seen the maid.

Plus...

...Amber won't know where you are.

Won't be able to find you.

She'll assume you're having a more | exciting time with more famous people.

It'll drive her nuts.

All right. I'm in.

When you're convinced | ofyoursuperiority,

...you don't need help | from mere mortals like me.

You can f*** things up all byyourself. | So there you have it.

- I thank you. | - What time did you lock them in the hole?

Because I know you did it.

How dare you be this wrong | and this f***ing pig-headed!

How dare you put my mother through this! | How do you know it was me?

I'm dying to know! Come on!

One of them is lying. I have to talk to her.

- She can tell me what I need to know. | - I understand.

But if you start demanding things,

...she could go back | to that stony silence bullshit.

That's a risk I have to take. I've nothing | on Martin. In 12 hours, he walks.

Tom, if you say one word to her, | I will f***ing kill you!

Just let me go. I'll get the answers.

He's going to get away with it, isn't he?

No. You mustn't think like that.

Did he ever keep a diary or journal, | or anything like that?

I don't think so.

Did he have a secret hiding place?

No, I don't know.

Why?

What's wrong?

You're not going to let him out, are you?

I'm afraid that's not my decision.

- He's going to come after me! | - He won't, Liz. You're perfectly safe.

- Is he out now? | - No, but he will be in a couple of hours.

- Hours?! | - That's why I really need you to remember.

- You said I'd be safe. | - You are safe.

I trusted you! I thought we were friends! | I told you everything!

You've been pretending the whole time | because you're paid to!

- That's not true. | - Leave me alone!

- I can help you.

Nice one.

You don't want to be found, do you?

- Sweeties!

Geoff, pass it up! Give it here!

- You want it, you got it, baby!

We're watching you

Hi.

So... who do you want first?

What are you talking about, | Mikey? I'm dancing.

Wrong approach, mate. | Frankie, I've got something for you.

- Oh, f*** off, Geoffrey!

- Stop being such a f***ing tourist. | - I am not.

- Jesus. | - Is there sex or not?

Not. And especially not with you.

And especially not in here. | Have you seen how dirty it is?

Yeah, I have.

And why would there be sex? | I mean, what have you done for me?

No, I don't think so.

Sorry.

Look, Frankie, y'know, | we've had a lot of anticipation.

And it's medically proven that teasing | can ruin a young man's nuts.

F*** off, I've heard this all before!

So you have to.

Oh, sh*t!

Hello!

Are you all right?

I need some more!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm goin' first!

- Come on, get it off. Come on!

Ooh, careful! It's expensive!

Now I've wanted to see this | for the last four years.

Frankie.

I've had this. It's OK.

What, seven? Eight out of ten?

- Mm... four. | - Oh, thank you

- Frankie! | - We were, what, 13?

I mean, it was a one-night stand. | It wasn't exactly memorable.

It was a long time ago | and I'm a lot better now.

- But you liked it. | - Uh-huh.

Ow! What the f*** is wrong with you?

- You f***in' nut job!

Yes, oh, yes! Lizzie!

Thank you!

How does it go?

That's it, no more free feels.

You must be joking. | What am I meant to do with the old man?

- Suck it off, big boy.

- Whoa! Ten out of ten! Ten out of ten. | - What? What did she do?

- Oh, go on, give us a look, Franks.

- What did she do? | - Nothing.

- Oh, come on, do it again! | - Forget it, it's supposed to be a party.

It's a sh*t party, | but it's a party nonetheless.

You always get to see everything.

Why's it always you? | I never get to see the good bits.

- Can't we have the light on? | - No! I can't sleep if it's light.

- Well, it's too dark to sleep! | - How can it be? Shut your eyes.

Well, I can't tell when my eyes are open | or closed, it's so f***ing dark!

- Oh, sh*t! | - Shh!

- It's only me.

- Never fear, Geoff's here. | - What?

- Can we get some sleep, please! | - Will you shut up!

What are you doing?

Mm...

Turn the light off.

She must have spent days | picking the lock, but she did it.

She beat him and I'll beat him too. | Little sh*t ofa schoolboy.

His website, "Disciples of Chaos,"...

...is anarchist bullshit about disrupting | stock exchanges, air traffic control,

...the Web itself.

I'm gonna nail him.

I don't think he's angry enough | to have done it.

Hi.

- Thanks for meeting me. | - No problem. Shall we go straight there?

- Sure. | - It's not far, it's just up the hill.

- I'm not great with small spaces. | - Neither am I. I can't stand them.

But that will be the least of your worries | when you get down there.

- What were they doing here? | - Trying to have a good time.

They had plenty of booze, | they'd wired up some party lights.

The prime suspect | has been released without charge.

The police have yet to make | any formal statement...

...and it is understood that investigations | are proceeding satisfactorily.

The families have requested | that the press res...

God.

You can't go! | The trip doesn't get back for two days!

- Mate, you said you'd do this. | - F*** the trip.

OK, yeah, f*** things up for the rest of us.

- Do something! Get him to stay! | - I don't know what to do!

- I won't tell anyone, OK? | - Please don't go. You'll ruin everything.

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