The Honor Farm

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[Music playing]

[Whispering voices] - Make a choice.

- Make a choice.

[Crickets chirping]

[Man] I've been across.

- [Girl mumbles]

- [Man] Oh, did you doze off there?

Well, when you see how white they are,

you are going to be so glad you came in.

So, big plans for prom?

- Mm-hmm.

- Give her suction.

Are you excited?

Yeah. [Chuckles]

- Totally, thanks.

- Good.

Well, you're gonna look great.

- [Lucy] How do you know if something is...

- Thank you.

[Lucy] Real?

When you wake up...

- [Girl] Annie.

- Hi, yeah.

...how do you know for sure

that you're not still dreaming?

Have a good time at the prom.

Thank you.

[Girl] Hurry up, Luce.

They're gonna be here soon.

[Lucy] When I was a little girl,

my big sister used to make me get married

to the little boy down

the street over and over.

- [Car horn beeps]

- [Lucy] She put me in my cousin's old prom dress.

Annie, the limo's here!

- [Girl giggling]

- [Lucy] And then...

Ooh!

[Lucy] I had imagined my real wedding day.

When we were 14, me and my

best friend had a picnic,

and vowed we'd never have sex with anyone

until we were married.

- [Boy] Hey, hey, hey.

- [Girl] How are you?

[Man] You guys have fun tonight.

[Lucy] Kind of funny how things can change.

- [Girl] Bye.

- [Woman] Bye.

[Man] Be safe.

[Girl] Whoo!

[Lucy] Tonight was the

night I was finally free

to do whatever I wanted...

...and everyone was expecting me to.

[Boy] You gotta check this

view out! Are you seeing this?

[Lucy] So, why did I feel so...

...hollow?

- So.

- So.

God, you look so beautiful tonight.

Think so?

Totally.

Thanks.

So, um, are you cool with going back

to The Radisson later?

In fact, we rented out the whole floor.

Rick put down his dad's credit card.

It's gonna be pretty cool

and Annie said there's like

a hot tub in the room, so...

- Yeah?

- Sure.

Hey, look what we found! Look at that.

- What?

- [Boy growls]

[Lucy] Oh! Sheldon, stop it!

- [Sheldon growling]

- Stop! Get off!

[Annie] Uh!

[Sheldon grunting]

[Annie] What is this

whole "not sure" thing?

I mean, he's done everything right,

hasn't he?

At least you get to go to

prom with your boyfriend.

- [Sheldon] Hi-yah!

- If I'm gonna get laid tonight

I'm gonna have to sleep

with the limo driver.

Hey, f*** Tom.

- F*** Tom.

- I know.

We're gonna have fun.

We're gonna have fun.

We're already having fun.

- Yeah.

- Everything worked out really well.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah.

[Boys doing karate yells]

Thank God for being so frightening

Thank God hold my hand

I ain't salt for no one

Going down with a gun in my hand

Oh, you going down

with one of yours, too

Yeah, you going down

with one of your...

[Loud indistinct chatter]

You keep me hanging on

It's hard to give her the love

You give her the life

You give her the heart

She always needs

Guy in the red.

- No.

- No?

No, no, no.

The girl in the red.

Why are you trying to

hook me up with people?

[Music playing]

I'll tell you that

I'm lost inside you

Once we're alone together

So why don't we see you promise

That this love will last forever

It's true we're still

in love some ways...

[Lucy giggling]

[Both murmuring]

What?

- Mmm.

- Gosh.

Dude, she wants a man over her.

It ain't even Lucy talking, dude.

They're all, like, giggling and sh*t.

I don't know, dude.

- I know.

- I know.

She looks so f***ing good tonight.

Gosh, she's just like...

She's like... sometimes

it's just like, sh*t.

- Sh*t.

- I'm going to get it.

- Senior prom.

- Senior prom.

- I know, dude, I know.

- Senior prom.

[Door creaks]

[Lucy sighs]

Hey, no. Are you okay?

Do you ever feel like you're

just going through the motions?

What do you mean?

I don't know, like, this

doesn't actually mean anything.

What?

I don't know. You know

what... Never mind, never mind

[Annie] No, no, no.

- [Lucy] No, I don't know what I'm talking about.

- [Annie] Tell me.

[Lucy] I don't know,

Annie, I just feel like I...

- [Annie] What?

- I just want something real to happen to me for once.

[Annie] Well?

[Lucy] Just stop.

Why do I think so much?

Thank you. Thank you.

Why? Why do you think so much?

Lucy?

Well, you know there is another reason

why I've been waiting with Jake.

Why?

- Because of his penis.

- [Annie laughs]

Is there something that we need to discuss?

You know that I don't have

a lot to compare it to.

Mm-hmm.

I'm concerned about his size.

Very concerning.

Might it be more like this?

Or perhaps more like this?

Or maybe like that?

Stop! It's huge.

F***, yeah. F***, yeah.

[Lucy] He's a football player.

Yeah.

He's a football player

downstairs, and it's scary.

[Toilet flushes]

Oh, my God.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Hi.

[Music playing]

[Indistinct chatter]

[Girls squeal]

[Indistinct chatter]

- Right here. Do you want a hit?

- I'm gonna stay.

Uh, hit me, please.

[Crowd groans]

[Jake] One more. One

more. One more. One more.

One more. One more. One.

All right! I won, again!

Again! It's my game.

Okay, look up.

I just won. I'm hot right now.

Do me... like, kiss it. I'm gonna do great.

Come on. All right.

Stay with me. Come on.

Don't give me that

look. Don't give me that.

Look, I'm going to go

get in line for pictures.

And then, you'll meet me there, yeah?

Oh, yes, all right, that sounds good.

That sounds good. Yeah. 20! Whoo!

Yeah, it sounds good.

[Music playing, indistinct chatter]

Whoo! Yeah.

- Hi.

- What's up?

- Jacob is not feeling good.

- What?

- As long as I see smiles.

- Look, can you squeeze a little toy

and make us laugh?

Best friend.

- [Man] Congratulate them.

- [Crowd cheering]

Good for you! You get it. You go.

[Man] Enjoy the rest of prom.

[Applause, cheers]

[Annie] He's probably, like...

I mean, it's been a while,

so I highly doubt he's horrible.

- We can go soon.

- [Lucy] I don't want to get drunk.

- I wanted tonight to be special.

- Oh, wait.

- What?

- Oh, sorry.

It still is special.

Oh, not in the right way.

[Annie] Come on. Come on, trooper.

[Lucy] God, you're gonna

be f***ed up so bad.

[Annie] I know.

[Lucy] Do you think you're gonna maybe...

Do you think, maybe, he just be better now?

[Annie] Yeah, I mean... probably.

[Lucy] Jake? Jacob?

You guys picked real

winners for prom dates.

[Lucy] He's passed out. You okay?

[Jake] Oh, f***, I blacked out, babe.

[Annie] Yeah, we know, Jacob.

- [Lucy] Oh, hey, whoa.

- [Jake] Hi.

- Jacob.

- You're, like, the hottest girl in the school.

Um, so, how was it?

I don't know.

[Jake] This is our night.

Whoa, Jacob. Whoa, sh*t.

- Stop, what are you...

- I'm ready. We're ready.

- We're ready.

- Jacob, stop! Stop!

- Stop!

- [Jacob] Right there.

Hold up! Jacob, stop!

Whoa!

- [Jacob coughing]

- [Annie] Eww.

You f***ing a**hole!

[Jacob] I love you, baby.

You f***ing ruined everything.

- [Jacob vomits]

- [Lucy] Oh, God.

Annie, come on, please.

I'm sorry, Lu. I'm sorry, Luce.

[Crying] That was so awful!

Why did we go there?

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