The Howling: Reborn Page #3

Hey, what the hell are you?

Hey, I'm not an a**hole, man.

I'm just misunderstood.

Okay okay, I am an a**hole.

Please don't hurt me.

Wills voice:

You know what we do?

We let moments pass,

opportunities pass,

our lives pass,

day after day

until before we know it,

without even realizing it,

the best versions of ourselves

have become a distant memory.

Look, I've been going

through life on autopilot

with nothing really required of me...

stop, go, do this,

don't do that,

moving along being polite,

just surviving.

I don't want to be one

of the herd anymore.

What do you want, Will?

# Nothing you do can stop me

from living today #

# Nothing you say

can keep me down #

# I'm on my way #

# What will you scream... #

I want you.

I've wanted to say that

for a really long time.

Nice ass.

What smells so good?

Graduation dogs.

You want me to hook you up?

Yeah, I really do,

but no thanks.

I don't eat meat.

You have any idea what

they put in these things?

I wouldn't exactly call it meat.

Come on, live a little.

Why not?

Yeah, give me one with everything.

So, did you have fun

at the party last night?

How does Roland taste?

Oh my... oh my God.

Have you been experiencing any

other unusual symptoms lately?

You wouldn't believe me.

Some really crazy sh*t's been going on.

Hmm.

Well, you're at

the tail end of puberty

and you're under

the stress of final exams,

worried about going to college.

It's perfectly normal.

District requires us to draw blood

just to verify that it's not a virus

or drugs.

But I'm sure you

and your blood are just fine.

Damn it!

I saw the whole thing.

That Javamatic had it coming.

Do I know you from somewhere?

I don't think so.

My name is Kay.

Jack.

I'd shake, but I think I might

have broke my hand.

So what brings you here?

My boy.

Me too.

Must be the full moon or something.

I just... it's getting

so hard, you know?

You just want to protect them.

I had him strapped in a car seat

till he was eight.

Hmm.

Today you got child-proof cabinets,

flame-retardant pajamas,

- bicycle helmets.

- Hmm.

The closest thing I had

to a bicycle helmet

was when I grew my hair out

in the eighth grade.

There's some things

you can't protect them from

no matter how hard you try.

Yeah, like from girls.

End up breaking their heart.

Well, you know

my philosophy on that is

kill the first one who does

and hope that the word gets around.

Hey, what's the emergency?

How do you become a werewolf?

All right, what is going on with you?

Now I'm glad that you've become a fan.

I really am.

But you're verging on

major geekdom here.

Humor me, please.

Okay. If a werewolf

drew blood from you

and you survive,

then you would become one.

- Did that happen?

- I don't know.

How would I find out?

You know, like hypothetically?

- Dude, have you been working out?

- Dude!

Sorry. Yeah, no,

hypothetically,

um, you could use one of these

and try and kill yourself.

Your wounds would heal.

Remember, only fire and silver

can kill a garden variety

lycanthrope.

Garden variety lycanthrope?

Yeah, as opposed to the alpha,

the leader,

the uberwolf.

No one really knows how

you become one,

but if you are one,

only another wolf can kill you.

But no other wolf would have the balls.

What do you say

we test your theory?

Well, I guess I should go

check on mine.

Um,

would you like to get lunch

or maybe drinks this afternoon?

I could really use one.

Thanks.

But I think I've had enough excitement

for one day.

Okay.

Well, I'll be at Bradner's Pub

in case you change your mind.

Maybe I will.

What are you, insane?

Look, you're not a werewolf, okay?

Your wounds will not heal.

Okay, wait wait.

What are you...

Okay, what if something

goes wrong?

What am I supposed to tell

the authorities?

Okay, wait wait.

You know, just in case.

Sachin:
Oh oh sh*t.

Oh sh*t.

Um, okay.

Uh, oh man.

When you play a practical joke

you really commit.

Okay, I'm gonna go get the nurse.

What the hell

is happening to me?!

Lycanthrope.

Four years of high school

finally over

and you celebrate

by coming to the library.

You look yummy.

I'm pretty sure all of the E

from last night

is out of my system by now,

so why?

This is gonna sound

so stupid.

But...

I think that I might be...

a werewolf.

Wills voice:

Vampires, they've got it easy.

They're all about wish fulfillment.

Me? I can't read minds.

I'm not really older and wiser

and more mature than I look.

Well, we do have half an hour

before they lock down campus.

You want to find out?

Wills voice:

I'm just a guy

who wants to do

really bad things to a girl.

I knew you'd join me

for a drink, or five.

You did, huh?

Aw. A cutie.

Look, I know that there's this

whole courtship ritual thing

I'm supposed to follow, but...

Well, how about we skip

the clumsy first date

where you don't even know

if it's okay to kiss me

because really you're not even sure

we're actually on a date?

And while we're at it,

why don't we skip the more

promising second date

where I've proven to you

what a good listener I am,

but really all I'm thinking about

is what sex with you

would be like?

Okay. While we're at it

maybe we should

just skip the third date too

where we have really bad sex.

Well, in that case,

let's pretend

this is the fourth date.

And if we don't have sex again soon,

and if it's not really good this time,

things are gonna get awkward

between us.

Do you trust me?

I'll take that as a yes.

You see, in the movies

the concerned friend always handcuffs

the possible werewolf

to keep him from harming anyone

in case he turns.

This will have to do.

Where did you come from?

The better question is,

where have I been?

What are you talking about?

Now,

let's see if you made

the right choice.

Because if you're a werewolf,

then I may have just saved

some innocent lives.

But if I'm a werewolf,

then you just made

a very very bad mistake.

You're completely at my mercy.

Ah.

Now I think you should just stay

there and cool down a bit

'cause it looks like

you're going through

a little transformation right now.

- So you're not...

- A monster?

No. Not literally anyway.

I'm gonna go out on a limb

and say that neither are you.

Aren't you even a little curious

why this is happening?

Why I'm here with you?

Oh, come on, Jack.

I know I'm bigger, stronger,

cut off that wispy red hair.

I stayed young and beautiful

while you just grew old.

But you wore my ring

for 20 years

till last night, baby.

What's the matter?

You look like you've seen a ghost.

What's happening?

You were so worried

about keeping our boy safe,

you didn't even give him the tools

to take care of himself.

Now I have to do it.

Don't you remember?

Till death do us part.

Man on P. A:
Enjoy your summer.

Good luck, graduates.

Who did that to you?

I don't know.

When they killed my mom

they got me too.

# You don't need to change #

# A thing about you, babe #

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