The Ice Cream Truck Page #3

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do while you're here, um.

Do you guys clean pools?

Just kidding, alright

let me check the back.

- Not feelin' it today boys?

- It's too f***in'

hot for this sh*t man.

- It's called summer.

- Just got a text from

brie, I'm outta here.

- What?

- Just take my cut of the money.

- Yeah but that's twice as

much work for both of us.

- Gotta get some

ass, later dudes.

- Oh thanks a lot.

- Nick, c'mon.

- Sorry.

- Where's he goin'?

- What do you call the

opposite of a gentlemen caller?

- Oh.

- Hello there young fellow.

- Are you kidding me?

- Am I kidding you about what?

- Uh, your shtick.

- You know, some things

in this life are sacred

the ice cream truck

being one of them.

Is it so wrong to make it more

special for the little kids?

- So what you're

always in character?

- I guess you could say that.

So, what'll it be my friend?

Come on up,

that's where all my coolers are.

What flavor?

Might I suggest

pralines and cream?

- Uh two chocolate cones please.

- Well doesn't that

sounds delicious.

- A traditionalist I see.

- Yeah whatever.

Oh yeah.

Thanks.

- Don't you want your change?

- You keep it.

- For me?

That's so sweet.

- Oh here.

- Thanks baby.

My parents won't be

back until Monday.

Should just say you're

staying at Max's.

- Okay.

God what are you

trying to do to me?

- Nothing.

- Uh.

Who's coming over?

- Nobody.

- You sure?

- Yeah, will you

answer the door?

- No way I've got a huge boner.

- Uh fine.

- Hello young lady.

Would you mind if I

used your bathroom?

- What?

- I don't have one

on the truck you see.

- I don't think so.

I don't know you.

- F***, let go of her.

- Are you guys done?

- Yeah.

- Here I wrote you a check

it's um, made out to cash.

- Okay great.

- Thanks again guys.

Hi Jessica.

- She is such a nosy f***.

- Yes.

Okay I'll see you guys later.

- Hi.

- Hey.

- Great.

- Thanks.

- Thanks.

- It's you.

- Hi.

- What are you doing here?

- Thought you might

be bored, or lonely.

Can I come in?

I forgot to give you

your pot earlier.

- Okay.

Come in.

- Okay.

- Have a seat.

Can I get you something?

- What have you got?

- Beer, vodka.

Wait a second, I can't

give you any of that.

- Oh come on spare me, like you

didn't drink in high school?

- Of course I did.

Being around you guys,

it's like a constant reminder

of my high school days.

- I bet you were cute.

- Stop it, I am not

giving you alcohol.

- Suit yourself mom.

You know technically

I'm in college now.

- How about we just

smoke some pot.

And then I have to go.

- Go where?

- Go be an adult without

a teenager in my house.

- Where's the

rest of your furniture?

- Movers.

And I got some new stuff.

Change is good.

- You should sit on

the couch closer to me.

- I'm cool here thanks.

Sorry.

- It's all good.

Oh hey.

It's for you.

- Ah thanks, it's exciting.

- I love this song.

- The only music I hear

these days is Disney.

- Come on Mary, be

young, dance with me.

- Be young?

- I really didn't

mean it like that.

Come on you're cool and hotter

than most of the girls my age.

- You're bad.

- Am I?

Come on Mary.

- Oh okay, yep.

You are too young to know

how to dance like this.

- No I'm not,

I was raised on

dancing with the stars.

- Don't remind me.

Okay it's time for

you to go trouble.

- Trouble is relative.

- I'm not even gonna

respond to that.

- Mary Mary quite contrary.

- Goodbye my friend,

maybe in another lifetime.

What?

- I don't have your number.

- Why do you need my number?

- Just in case.

- Just in case what?

- Look you could have mine too,

you know, if you need yard work.

- No.

- Hey.

I can call and text first,

or I can just show up.

- 206

- Well that is a shitty number.

Couldn't you have

got some repetition?

- Bye, bye Max.

- Hey I'll text you

so you have mine.

- Cool.

Max?

- Mommy!

- Hi baby.

- I can't wait to see you.

- Awh.

One more day.

I'll see you tomorrow.

- I'll go give you 100 kisses.

- I'm gonna give you 101 kisses.

When do you guys land again?

- 2:
35, you

don't have to pick us up

from the airport,

I'll get a car.

- Okay, I'll be here waiting.

I'm so excited, I

miss you guys so much.

- Us too, I can't wait

until we're all together again.

- Okay.

I'll talk to you later, call

me if you need anything.

- Will do, bye.

- Bye.

- Why hello there.

- Hi.

- Would the two of you like

something this fine evening?

- No thanks.

- You sure?

How 'bout a shake?

- Um,

sure.

- What flavor?

No, wait.

Lemme guess,

vanilla.

You look like a

vanilla kinda gal.

Although, tonight, you look

like you might want something

a little more decadent.

Am I wrong?

Vanilla's fine thank you.

- Okay, super.

How about you young man?

You wanna taste something sweet?

- Nah I'm cool thanks.

- I can see that.

- You look really good tonight.

- Shh.

- You kids be good now you hear?

- Come on, let' go

this way to the park.

I'm really glad you

came here tonight.

How's the shake?

- It's good.

- Can I have a sip?

- You can kill it.

- That was awesome.

- Did you hear that?

- Yeah.

- What was it?

- I don't know, relax.

Probably just a

squirrel or something.

Hey hey, hey.

- We can't do this again.

- Why not?

- Because I'm old enough

to be your mother.

- Not really.

- And I'm married.

- You are so sexy.

- If I were 18.

But I'm not.

Life is complicated.

- Can I at least still see you

when your family gets here.

- I don't think

it's a good idea.

I'm sorry.

- Are you okay?

- You made me feel young again.

- What the f***?

- What is he doing?

- I don't know.

Let's get the f*** outta

here though Mary come on, go.

Go just run!

Mary go keep running,

I'll draw him away.

- Max!

- Argh!

- Max!

- No.

- No!

F***er!

- You whore.

- Hey buddy.

- Thanks, come here.

- Hi mom, miss us much?

- Yes.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Here we go.

- Hi.

- Thanks.

- My pleasure.

- Looks like you've been missed.

- Hi.

- When are the movers coming

with the rest of our stuff?

- Uh Monday I think, let's

get the rest of this weekend.

Come here.

Thank you!

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Hi, see your family

finally made it.

- Yup they did.

- That's good.

- This is Steve.

- Nice to meet you.

- Shelby.

- Hi.

- Jacob.

- Hey.

- Well it's nice

to meet all of you.

I was wondering how

you occupying your time

all alone in there.

- Oh you know, you

can always find ways

to entertain yourself.

- I'm sure you can.

- Hey there's a pool, let's go.

- Okay go on.

- Oh, I'm so glad you're here.

- Me too.

- I really missed you.

- I missed you too.

- Hey Mary!

Your family showed up!

Welcome to the neighborhood.

- Thanks, who's that?

- The kid who's graduation

party I went to.

- Hm.

Seems like a nice kid.

- Yeah, he is.

- What's this?

- Oh I was doing some yard work.

- You should hire

someone to do that for you.

- I know, I had a

ton of free time.

- Mom come on

let's go in the pool.

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