The In Crowd Page #2

Miss Foster.

N o.

l'm sorry. l didn't.... Excuse me.

l hope she has enough oxygen in there.

Going up?

l wouldn't. l almost got stuck in this thing.

lt's the breaker box.

lt was somebody's idea of a joke.

Cute.

l wouldn't take it too personally.

After all, you are the new girl.

ls that who l am?

l'm afraid so.

-Thanks for saving my life.

-Saving your life?

-What did l miss?

-N othing. The elevator got stuck, is all.

And, let me guess.

Matt came to your rescue.

lt was somebody's idea of a joke.

You take care of yourself.

l guess l'll see you in an hour.

Maybe.

Excuse me.

Somebody has a thing for the tennis pro.

lt's not just a ''thing.''

l know it's short notice, but l'm having

a party tonight on the beach.

lt's nothing big

but l would like for you to come.

You don't have to do that.

Say you'll come.

l have a real problem

dealing with rejection.

-Okay. l mean, l have to check my--

-Excellent.

Then l'll see you tonight.

Brittany, come on. l'm waiting.

Princess giving you a hard time?

-What was that about?

-She's all right.

l'd watch myself if l were you.

That girl's got some fangs.

Thanks for the warning

but girls like Brittany l can handle.

So, welcome to the lifestyles of the rich

and tasteless.

-Let's get you a drink.

-N o, that's okay.

-l insist.

-l'm fine.

Are you sure?

lt's all courtesy of Brittany Foster.

Hot enough for you?

N ot to say that it doesn't have its appeal.

Can l get a Cosmopolitan, please?

l was afraid you weren't gonna make it.

And you, Bobby

l send you on one simple task.

-Well, l am here to serve.

-Well, you're forgiven.

Looks good. What is it?

-Here. You have it.

-N o, thanks.

N o, please. They can make more.

That is what l pay them for.

Come on.

See, Bobby? l told you she'd love it.

Well, it's a fad drink.

N ow, a martini, that's a different story.

Brit, you have to give me the 41 1 on...

...Baywatch boy.

Sheila, come on.

That's Jack Simmers. He's at Duke.

Jack Simmers.

Okay, l'll go first.

N o. That's not fair, Sheila.

Adrien's never played.

N o, that's okay.

l think l'm just gonna watch.

You gotta play, dollface.

-N o spectators in this game.

-lt's real simple.

And totally nasty!

lf you're guilty, you drink.

Don't worry. lt's fun.

Besides, no one here...

...knows your deep dark secrets.

N ot yet, anyway.

You say after me, okay?

Or just like me.

l never....

l never slept with my mom's boyfriend.

Yeah, well, l heard it was a threesome.

-Drink up, Sheila.

-Glass houses, Andy.

What?

lt's my turn.

l never...

...slept with the Dattner's new au pair.

What's her name?

Helena.

l thought you said

you were giving her tennis lessons.

N asty.

Okay, it's my turn.

l never....

l never drink with the help.

lt's been fun.

Good night.

lt's just a game.

Wait! Adrien!

Kelly was just being a b*tch, okay?

Besides, you're breaking one of my rules.

N o one leaves my parties unhappy.

That was some neat work there, Kel.

Thank you.

l forgot that you learned from the master.

l thought it was funny.

They totally walked away.

Sometimes l think l have these parties

just so l can sneak away and hide.

l can think of cheaper ways to be alone.

lt probably goes back

to when we were kids.

My sister and l used to come down here

to get away from those boring club parties.

lt's weird, but it's like that now.

Being here with you.

Does she still come to the club often?

Oh, no.

She hated the club

and everything about this town.

Couldn't wait to get out

not that l blame her.

lt's kind of hard.

She just took off?.

Pretty cool, huh?

We still get postcards from her

my dad and l, but...

...it's not the same.

You miss her.

Sorry about that.

l didn't mean to get you all wet.

You're not working today?

-Yeah, l got the day off.

-You all right? You look a little tired.

Listen....

Sorry, Doc, l gotta go. l'm late.

Hi, Doctor.

First we're going to see Luis.

N ow this is a luxury

l could definitely get used to.

Those poor boys at that club.

Look at the two of you.

The bodies that launched

a thousand cold showers.

More than a thousand, honey.

One thing l know better than hair is boys.

Let me tell you something:

The two of you

are both pieces of hard candy.

N ow, Luis, you're not jealous much

are you?

Don't you dare out-b*tch me, girl.

You thank your lucky stars

that l was not born in the sisterhood.

Because l would rock your world

upside down...

...Miss Brittany Foster.

He's crazy, but he's right.

The guys are gonna be all over you.

l am really not in the market.

Okay.

Oh, Adrien, you would kill in that dress.

All done, ladies.

Look.

N ow we really are like sisters.

You know, Adrien...

...you might try spreading your legs wider.

-You did not just say that.

-N o, seriously. lt's called your stance.

Let me show you.

N ow, the stance is

the positioning of your legs.

So we're gonna pull these out.

There we go.

Hips rolled in. Just like that.

You knew that. Shoulders relaxed.

Just like that.

Go ahead. Give it a try.

He's practically on his knees.

N ot bad, kid.

Things couldn't have worked out better

if somebody planned it.

Kel, you're up.

Do you wanna play this weekend?

Yeah, l would love to.

l just have to see about my schedule.

Good deal.

N o, it's back a little, about 1 5 feet in.

Forget it.

lt's lost.

-N o, it's right there. Just back a little.

-l'll just take a drop.

-l'm sure l saw it.

-Just forget it.

Adrien, let her take the drop.

You are so lucky.

l've been trying to get Tom

to give me pointers for years.

He's got some pointers, all right.

Come on. You can't say you hated that.

l saw you.

l didn't know that you knew Dr. Thompson.

He's a friend of the family.

He's the one that got me this job.

lt's okay, Adrien. l know.

Look, it's no biggie.

So, you were in...

...St. Anastasia's.

Trust me. Half the people around here

have been in rehab or therapy.

And if they haven't, they should be.

l don't understand why you thought

you'd need to put on a show with me.

l mean, we are friends, right?

Yeah.

Why don't you hang onto those clubs?

Thanks.

Tom's on the course almost every day...

...and he's always looking for someone

to play with.

Thanks. Have a nice evening.

Hello?

Brittany?

l told you you'd kill in that dress.

l can't believe you.

l almost...

-...just for a second--

-Let me guess.

You almost didn't accept it.

And then you put it on....

And there was no way l was giving it back.

So, what's the deal?

lf you miss, your girlfriend sucks my dick.

Don't choke, Andy.

Morgan, this is sick.

You don't have to just because he said.

Don't l?

Fine, but the $1

What's the matter? You look a little green.

-Bobby, Adrien needs a drink.

-Oh, does--

Adrien? You look great.

Bobby, your one purpose on this planet--

ls making me a drink.

Careful. This one learns fast.

Where have you guys been?

Upstairs this whole time?

l mean, we're all out...

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