The Infiltrator Page #4

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and then he's gonna kill me.

You understand?

- You understand?

- Yeah.

Jesus Christ.

I will keep my hands off you,

if you keep your eyes on my bosses' money.

The Moras have staked

more than their reputation,

they have staked their lives.

And yours, I'm afraid.

Idea of the month goes to Mazur.

Operation C-Chase. Capital "C" for cash.

Washington wants to make C-Chase

the biggest bust in US Customs history.

These guys need no introduction.

Pablo Escobar

and his little b*tch, Don Chepe.

His top finance guy, Rudy Armbrecht.

And his main distributor, Roberto Alcaino.

AKA the jeweler.

Let's stop this poison.

All right. Out, out, out. Everybody out.

Oh, oh, wait.

You're all on administratively

uncontrollable overtime, so I own you.

Out.

Mazur, not so fast.

What?

You stuck your foot in your mouth

with the Moras.

Ertz, get in here.

So, meet your soon-to-be wife.

Kathy Ertz, Bob Mazur.

I wish you many happy years.

- Hi.

- Hello.

Nice to meet you.

Um, Tischler asked me

to give you my profile.

- One page?

- I'm not too complicated.

Damn, I need a fiance. Oh, sh*t.

Hey, Bonni.

Bonni, wait up.

Look, I know I invented a fiance,

but I work better alone.

You think I have women lining up

around the block wanting to marry you?

- How many undercovers has she done?

- She's a virgin.

On, my God.

Look, she's just window dressing.

So is this. Compliments of

your government's impound authority.

- Mercedes?

- It's who you know, Mazur.

Now go out

and get to know whoever it takes

to make me look like I

rubbed the right dick.

It's a metaphor.

Yes?

Mr. Musella,

it's Akbar Bilgrami

at the Panama branch

from BCCI Bank on line three.

Okay, thank you.

- This is Robert Musella.

- Mr. Musella.

Akbar Bilgrami, BCCI, Panama, here.

I see your accounts are quite active.

- Is that a problem?

- No, no, quite the opposite.

But we do have a problem

with two of your checks.

Now, on one,

the payee is blank.

And on the other the amounts are different.

I'm so sorry.

I'm not at my desk at the moment,

sol... I can't...

Sir, in the future

I will manage this personally.

We do this for our customers

who handle special clients.

Do you understand?

Yes, I think I do.

At BCCI, we're a full-service bank.

Mr. Bilgrami, as long as I have you

on the phone, I wonder if you can help me.

Is there anyone on your team

who can help me here, in the States?

I'm afraid that if not, I might have

to keep the money flow to a minimum.

Well, I'm sure our Miami execs could

assist you. Would you like to meet them?

Yes. Yes, I think that

might be very helpful.

Mr. Palmer will arrange it.

Well, thank you very much.

You've been most kind. Goodbye.

In the future

I will manage this personally.

We do this for our customers

who handle special clients.

Do you understand?

It's so nice to have you in Miami,

Mr. Musella.

Thanks.

Gentlemen. Gentlemen.

This is Mr. Awan,

President of our North American division.

Hi, Bob Musella.

And Mr. Bilgrami,

who you've spoken with on the phone.

Head of our Latin American division.

We are a very important institution,

Mr. Musella,

in America and worldwide.

We are owned

by Middle Eastern businessmen

with very strong ties to your government.

Your money is safe with us.

That's what I wanna hear

because my clients are businessmen, too,

like yourselves,

only their business is selling cocaine.

Could you excuse us for a moment, please?

Of course.

Mr. Ian Howard

is one of our BCCI European executive.

Mr. Bilgrami and Mr. Awan

have taken good care of you?

Yes, yes. Excellent.

Good. Because BCCI is a reputable bank.

Look, I assure you...

No, no. No assurances from you.

Only from us.

Please, take a seat.

We buy gold or diamonds,

keep them in our secure vaults

or we could send your money to Paris

or our headquarters in London,

other banks around the globe,

deposit it, wire transfer to Panama.

We like to be nimble with our

clients' cash. How does that sound?

Sounds like I came to the right bank.

Illegal cocaine is coming into our country

at alarming levels. ..

- Sorry I'm late.

- What happened?

- I'm being followed.

- What?

- You got the plate?

- Yeah, I did.

Here, here. I'll handle it.

- You all right?

- Fine.

I'm fine. Let's do this.

Okay, here we go.

Let's play this newlywed game.

All right, Kathy, what do you know

about your handsome fianc Bob?

Favorite drink?

- He's a whiskey kind of guy.

- And she's a Manhattan girl.

All right, that was too damn easy.

All right. Food she hates?

- Uh... Yogurt.

- No. I love yogurt.

- I thought you said you hated yogurt?

- I hate sour cream.

- And mayonnaise.

- Sour cream and mayonnaise. Noted.

Perfect. You already sound like

a married couple.

- All right, favorite sport?

- Uh, she loves tennis.

Football. The Bucs.

Season tickets on the 20-yard line.

Damn, woman, you're good.

Look at that memory.

All right, how'd you meet?

We were friends.

I was trying to fix him up

with a friend of mine,

he was trying to do the same.

And then love struck and we were thinking,

"What are we doing?"

And we cut out the middleman.

Wait, that's how you met

your wife, isn't it?

It is. Stay close to the truth,

makes it easier to lie.

- Strangest sexual position?

- Hmm. What?

All right, I'll let you slide On that.

I'll let...

Yeah, right, Bob,

how many times you been in love?

Just once.

You never let me play with it.

You always say that.

- I'm always playing.

- But whenever I wanna play...

Hey.

- Happy anniversary.

- Happy anniversary.

Hey.

You look great.

- Are you finished, ma'am?

- Yes, thank you.

- How did you like your swordfish?

- It was good.

Yeah?

Thank you.

Can you believe this,

put us way in the back here?

I don't... They can't put us further back.

We're, like, in Alaska or something.

Bob, we didn't have a reservation.

It's fine.

It's not fine.

There were three or four tables

that were empty on our way back here.

Did you notice that?

- It's fine. Really.

- It matters. It's a special occasion.

- I know.

- And I want it to be special, okay.

I'm just wondering

where my little Bobby the accountant went?

- Nowhere, I'm right here.

- Kinda liked him.

Hey. Kinda like you.

You look beautiful tonight, by the way.

I have never seen you with a pocket scarf.

- You like that?

- No, I hate it.

- You hate it? It's a special occasion.

- Yeah.

You're starting to look like them.

Mr. Bob, you are practically

in the f***ing toilets.

- Tell them who you are.

- Tell me about it.

I give the guy a 20, I

still end up back here.

- Gonzalo, I'd like to introduce you to...

- She's your beautiful fiance.

Well, no, actually,

this is my secretary, Evelyn.

This is Gonzalo Mora Sr.

She is the best secretary

I have ever had in my life.

She types faster than you fart, my friend.

Listen, why don't you join us? Join us.

Hey, pal.

Your best bottle of champagne, please.

Here we go. Have a seat.

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