The Intervention Page #3
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- 2016
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Rafe?
"Rafe," yeah.
I know. I don't know who told you that.
At least I'm not a racist.
says that you are racist.
Oh, come on.
That is a bullshit test.
Very racist.
It's not
a bullshit test.
"How do you like
them apples?"
It was Matt Damon's line
from good will hunting,
which was the movie
where he went to Harvard.
Take a deep breath
and stop doing that.
Peter,
did you cook the chicken?
I did.
It's really salty.
You guys, I'm very sorry.
For Christ's sake,
i used a dash of salt.
You over-salted.
It's like your calling card.
Well, maybe you just have
an overly-sensitive palate.
Maybe you're
heavy-handed.
I was doing what i thought was
right, like your good friend Hitler.
I had an abnormal pap smear.
Oh, no.
Well, they said that, um, a
lot of people have it. It's hpv.
Oh. And you know what the doctor said to me?
That it's actually not really
anything to worry too much about
and just to keep an eye on it.
So, that made me feel better.
come out with it, you know?
Just get
straight to the point.
No, no,
we have to ease into this.
No. I think that
Sarah's right.
Jessie, you should
just look at them,
and you just say,
"Peter, Ruby,
f***ing get divorced."
That's not
exactly what I meant.
Why do
i have to say it?
Because she's your sister.
Yeah, but this is your plan.
Why don't you say it?
Look, why don't you
guys just both do it?
You mean, like,
play off each other?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I see
what you're saying.
I like it.
Let's do this.
All right.
Okay.
Treats for the...
Some treats.
Some drinks.
There you go.
There you go, guys.
- Super strong.
- Thank you.
- Cheers.
- Cheers! Cheers!
Drink. Everybody
take a drink and sip.
- Cheers.
- So...
Right. Yes. Here's...
Yeah.
We think it's time
to just get something out.
Just get it out in the open.
Jessie.
Yeah, um.
Yeah, because, uh, it's...
Um...
We talked and...
Okay, just...
Should I?
Yeah.
Ruby.
And Peter.
We think that
it's for the best
for both of you,
probably for everyone,
if...
If we play charades tonight.
I know that apples to apples
was discussed,
but I don't like that game.
I'll play charades. Sure.
It's a big announcement.
Thank you very much.
I love charades. It'll be fun. Cool.
What was that?
Well, I panicked.
And you weren't much help.
I was warming up.
Well, I got too warm.
And I think I might
be a little bit drunk.
so much and I just freaked out.
Okay. Calm down,
calm down, it's fine.
Here, give me these.
We can do it tomorrow
and when you're not so full.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Annie?
Hmm?
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
Hmm.
No.
Just gonna...
No, no. Let's not, honey.
She is super full.
I am going to take...
Can I help?
Thanks, no.
You were too tasty, dinner!
Right! I'll see you guys downstairs, okay?
Matt, we're...
No!
He is nice.
See you downstairs.
Hey.
In case you need
to throw up more.
that I was drunk?
I think they may have had
some idea, yeah.
Sh*t.
Can I have a hug?
Do y'know? Something that's
always just really hurt my feelings
is you never tried
to make out with me.
Not even one time.
Sorry.
Fine.
I love you.
Hey.
You know,
I've been with women before.
Jack's cool with it.
Cool.
We should get down there.
Sure. Mmm-hmm.
Charades.
I mean, i just don't think
that she should be drinking.
You should stay out of it.
It's... she's an adult.
Well, Matt, what do you think? I
mean, you're with her every day.
Well, I think it's
just an isolated thing,
and I wouldn't worry
about it.
I mean, she has like a glass of
wine and then before you know it,
she's like five Martinis in
the secret service for trying to
kiss Bill Clinton at a restaurant.
I just... I think that maybe
we should sit her down tomorrow.
No, no. No, no, no.
Well, she shouldn't drink ever,
like at all. She shouldn't...
Just stay out of it.
It is none of your business.
I am.
their own personal problems,
on their own time,
in their own way,
kind of butt out, right?
That's exactly
what I'm saying.
Very interesting.
Yes. Yes. Okay, fine. I'll drop it.
But listen,
if I see her drinking again,
I want us to say something.
Okay?
What is it? Is it a TV show? Is it a movie?
Give me... Give me a "sounds
like." What does it sound like?
Taking...
Time!
- Ah!
- What was it?
Uh, m-a-s-h?
I don't know what that is! Oh, that.
It was a television show. What
It's a movie, too. It's a movie. From when?
A long time ago. Who cares?
All right,
you guys, you guys...
Ruby!
Ready?
Yes.
Okay, okay, okay.
Movie. One word.
Movie.
Psycho.
Big picture.
Jaws!
Yes. Yep.
Yes!
Okay, okay, okay.
Good. Film. Second word.
Hump.
Forrest Gump!
Two words.
First word. The...
Burned. The burned... the...
No, you can't do that.
Hot... the hot...
- The untouchables!
- Peter!
What? How is that...
That's insane.
A monster?
The bear.
The unbearable
lightness of being!
No way! No way!
Time's up! Time's up!
No, no!
You were so good.
How many did you get?
This is the team
to be on.
Good.
That was very
impressive. Hey!
Hey, could you
scoot over a little?
Annie, could you
scoot over a little?
Oh, baby.
Hmm?
Look, I can do this.
Oh, my god.
You don't think it's weird
we don't live together?
I don't think it's weird or not
weird. I think it just is what it is.
Mmm-hmm.
You know,
it's been three years.
You don't think it's
weird at all? Really?
right now. Okay?
Well, you never
wanna talk about it.
Do you want me to
f*** you or not?
Yes.
You okay?
Yeah, sorry.
It's okay.
You think...
Is this okay?
Yeah.
Can I ask a question?
Yeah.
Okay. Ruby said uh, Lola's your type.
Your type's younger people?
That's what that means,
right?
You are my type.
Okay?
So how young
are we talking?
Good night.
Jessie. I can't have
a conversation with you?
Look, I still want you
to f*** me.
What are you doing?
Where's Sarah?
She's upstairs.
No, no, no!
Jessie, it's okay.
I know you want to.
Nobody has to know.
See? That wasn't so bad.
Morning.
Hey.
Beautiful morning.
It is.
How is everything?
Everything's fine.
I'm fine.
Good.
And you?
How are you doing?
Great.
You know, I really do want to
see you guys more.
How are you
and Sarah doing?
We're doing good.
Can't believe you haven't f***ed it up yet.
I know, I must be slipping.
Are you bored?
A little.
God, I miss having
the time to feel bored.
Do you have one?
No, I'll take one, though.
Morning.
Morning.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Morning. Morning.
Good morning! Who is ready for some kickball?
Oh, mimosas. Yes.
Can we just... There was
something i wanted to get out of...
What?
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