The Jane Austen Book Club Page #10

And this way it's up to you.

My sisters and me,

I wouldn't say we ruined him,

but he's just way too considerate

to make the first move.

- Hey.

- Hey.

I was just wishing that Austen

had written a bunch more books, you know?

I'm gonna miss this.

"All of the ladies were contented to pass

quietly and carefully down the steep flight,

"excepting Louisa.

"She must be jumped down them

by Captain Wentworth.

"She was safely down and instantly,

to show her enjoyment,

"ran up the steps to be jumped down again.

"He advised her against it, but no..."

Shoot.

I'm so sorry. I should've called first.

I read these books.

I love them.

I couldn't stop reading.

I went to the all-night newsstand on

State Street to buy Searoad, the next one,

- but they didn't have it, and...

- Do you wanna borrow Searoad?

I mean, I have... You know, there...

There are other writers that you might like.

Hey.

Hi, honey.

I didn't expect you back so soon.

Wait, wait, wait.

Hey, has anyone read those

Patrick O'Brian novels?

- British Navy.

- Yeah. Jane Austen's navy, 1805.

Yeah. But aren't there, like, 20 of them?

- There's more of us now.

- I'm in.

- Oh, my God, is that Bernadette?

- I thought she was in Costa Rica.

Buenas noches, everyone.

This is Senor Obando.

- Hola.

- Hello.

- Hello.

- He's working on his English.

- I'm working on my Spanish.

- Hello.

And so far I have te amo.

And mi esposo.

- Oh, my God!

- Congratulations!

- That's incredible!

- That's incredible. Congratulations!

- Oh, it's gorgeous.

- Thank you.

- I'm so happy for you.

- Congratulations.

- Dad, check it out.

- Well, let's get you a drink, Mr. Darcy.

- Don't be gone too long.

- Yikes. That makes seven.

- What?

- Yeah.

Hey, guys. Guys.

He hasn't read a word of Austen.

Oh, poor man.

Ah, yeah. We'll fix that.

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

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