The Joneses Page #3

all we've got.

lt's a good time

for me to wear the YSL dress.

l'd really like to roll out

the Van Cleef earrings.

l think you have some

of those Costume National that-

Oh, ho, ho, ho.

have a chance to-

Thank you.

l really have some things

that I'd like...

to-to talk to you-

S-So l- here's some things

that I want-

[ Door Opens, Closes ]

ey, Larry.

Come on. Come on.

Hey.

Hey.

I'm on poop patrol here.

Nice. Mind if I ask you

a question?

mm?

Think Kate'll like these?

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

Cha-cha, bling.

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

What's the occasion?

No occasion.

Oh, geez.

Summer would love those.

Yeah.

Well, business is good,

isn't it?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

errific. Absolutely.

This is what it's all about.

Yeah.

[ Laughing ]

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, l guess so.

You, uh- Are you

gonna play today?

Oh, uh, no.

You know, l pulled-

I kinda pulled a muscle.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Kate and l are into

this new tantric sex thing.

[ Chuckling ]

l don't know

how I got in the-

But it, you know-

lt went too far.

Yeah.

Well, l, uh-

l sure haven't pulled

any muscles lately.

No?

You know how l keep it fresh

between Kate and me?

Uh, good listening?

No. No, no.

lt's about me

never really believing

that I have her.

Being full of surprises...

and a steady stream of gifts.

[ Hot Latin Jazz ]

[ Chattering ]

It's great to see you.

Hi. How are you?

ave you

tried this yet?

Yes, and-

I think

you're gonna love it.

How are you ladies?

Are you enjoying

that Pomtini?

lt's good, yeah?

Well, we'll just, uh,

make sure we'll keep 'em coming.

This vodka is either-

lt's either from Mexico

or Antarctica.

How are you guys doing?

Hi.

Hey.

Oh, those earrings

are gorgeous.

hank you.

Steve surprised me.

What was

the occasion?

It was a Tuesday gift.

Tuesday?

What's a Tuesday gift?

Just for being Tuesday.

Oh, my.

That's so romantic.

Makes me want

a cannelloni.

[ Laughs ]

- These are delicious.

- You like 'em?

Mm-hmm.

Who does your catering?

Chef Robert.

[ Gasps ]

No.

Really?

Excuse me.

[ Quietly ]

Will you show that?

l didn't know

he was doing frozen food.

Can you believe it?

Ooh.

You know, we had the most

incredible chicken "fricazini,"

homemade,

at the Robustion spring gala-

Oh, l've got to try

the sushi.

Ohh! Now, this is one thing

you won't find

in your freezer.

[ Kate ]

Oh, yes, it is.

[ Gasps ]

Wataru

flash-frozen sushi.

[ Steve ]

This is the view

from base camp.

l can't believe

you actually

climbed Everest.

he Sherpas

are the key, you know.

You don't wanna do it

without the Sherpas.

Man, this system's great.

Yeah, with the bundle

of services,

you get the clearest

HD picture.

All your personal media

is just a click away.

You can see it-

What are you boys up to?

...best HD picture.

Are you showing off

your new toy?

[ Steve ]

Guilty. Yeah.

And... who's

your favorite toy?

You are.

Mm-hmm.

All right,

can I get you guys another-

No, no. l'm good.

It's a little hot in here.

[ Man ]

Thank you.

Maybe a big boy drink?

No, I'm good, thank you.

- Do you want something?

- [ Steve ] Um, I'm-I'm-

[ Man ]

Nice.

Where were we?

[ Laughs ]

[ Mick ]

Watch for the guy

on the top right now.

All right.

Shoot him.

Shoot him now.

Oh, awesome!

[ Mick ]

Told you this was easy.

[ Chattering ]

What kind of sh*t

did your parents do

to get you that thing?

- What are you talking about?

- Oh, l know a guilt gift

when I see one,

and that one's got

"l'm sorry for being

a f***ed-up parent"...

written all over it.

Yeah, l guess so.

I'm Naomi.

Mick.

I know.

Hmm?

You have this whole

cult following

at school.

l do?

Yeah. You've been there,

what, two months?

Everyone's drinking

your Kool-Aid.

[ Both Chuckle ]

So, why are you here?

You a friend of Jenn's?

Yeah, right. Yeah.

Can't you see me

with that crowd?

Mmm.

Nah.

No, not really.

l'm here with my parents.

Mmm.

Wanna get high?

Sure. Yeah.

[ Both Laughing ]

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

Well, it must be really big

to be called "the hammer."

Well, yeah.

I'd love to show it to you.

Really?

Yeah. You'll have to stop by

the marina one day-

soon.

I would love to.

hat'd be great.

Yeah. You know what?

I'm gonna have to go.

Well, it was nice

meeting you, Mr. Bayner.

You too. Bye, now.

Oh, there you are, sweetheart.

ow's it going?

You have a good time?

And her hair

was not-

[ Chuckling ]

Yeah.

What are you doing?

Mingling.

Maybe you might wanna

go and show the girls

your room.

ay.

[ Kate ]

How are you guys doing?

[ lndistinct ]

his sushi

is incredible.

You guys are so wonderful.

Nobody throws

a party like you do.

Well,

we'll have to do it again.

[ lndistinct ]

- [ Kate ] Troublemaker.

- Hey, look who's here.

You know who this is.

The lady of the evening.

Hey, Naomi?

Mm-hmm.

Do you wanna know

why all those people

are in my house right now?

[ Chuckles ]

lt's a party. Duh.

Yeah.

No, it's so my

so-called "family"...

can show off

all their sh*t.

[ Chuckles ]

And you know

all those people...

are f***ing

blown away by it all.

Yeah.

That sounds like something

my parents would do.

[ Both Chuckling ]

Aren't you two

the sexy couple?

Oh.

Don't forget

about lunch next week.

Good night.

Um-

l, uh-

l think it went-went

great... tonight.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

l mean, l personally

didn't feel like l, uh,

connected with Melanie.

l don't know if you-

Did you speak with

her husband, Alex?

Don't-Don't-

Slow down. Slow down.

It was fine. It was perfect.

You were perfect. You-

You know, you don't realize

the effect you have on people.

Thank you.

Um, just, uh,

doing my job.

Yeah.

You might want

to lay off the Robert

hors d'oeuvres though.

Why? What do you mean?

Oh, God.

Loaded in garlic.

Are you kidding? Really?

No, not kidding.

No, no, no.

Oh, my God.

Good night.

[ Exhales ]

Some party tonight, huh?

Oh, my God.

hat house. l could die

for that dining set.

hink she'll buy

any of your products?

They seem to buy

everything else.

l think l can make her

if l... concentrate

on it hard enough.

You look really

beautiful tonight.

Honey,

you know that my inspirations

need to be my last thoughts

before I go to sleep.

This is how

I get what I want.

You should really

try it sometime.

l think it could

really help you, Larry.

Shh, sh, sh, sh,

sh, sh, sh.

[ Sprinkler Swishing ]

[ Beeping ]

Hey.

Mind if I join you?

Sure, come on.

Want some burrito?

Ah.

Chef Robert.

No, thank you. I-

l ate something earlier.

- Yeah?

What did you have?

- A protein bar.

A protein bar?

Yeah.

Mmm, tasty.

So l was just

looking at the numbers

since the party.

- And you're-you're

really improving.

- Great.

l thought maybe

we could talk about ways

that you could do even better.

Mmm. Kate, come on.

It's our day off.

l thought maybe

we wouldn't talk shop.

But this is

really important.

l mean, you're still

selling to individuals

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