The Judge Page #2
- Sorry for your loss.
- ...Good friends always.
Good man.
Thanks for coming.
I appreciate it.
Whole force is out there.
- Henry...Yeah.
- Judge...
- oh, Johnny boy...
- I'm so sorry.
- Jessica said...
- Thank you, rose.
I'm going to shower
and hit the rack.
Glenn, make sure you hold
your boys together tomorrow.
We don't want a lot of...
Caterwauling.
- Will do, judge.
- Yeah.
I guess it has been
a while, Hank,
but backing a car into the driveway
would make getting out easier...
It's a concept not
dulled by time.
- Thank you.
- Right?
Got it.
Be my guest, please.
- How are you doing?
- I need to water the plants.
You Gonna to be okay at
the funeral tomorrow?
- Yeah.
- If the camera make an appearance,
we both know where...
It's heading, right?
Up my Arse.
Good man.
Tough day.
At the wake... he shakes my hand
while he was hugging someone else.
This family is a f***ing
Picasso painting.
dad's important stuff...
It's crazy, I mean...
Magic 8 ball.
That's certain.
- Hey Hank, you want some breakfast?
- You'll have to hustle if you do.
Hey, Hank. Going breakfast
at the diner, care to join?
Ok, when? Right now. Er, oh yeah,
can I throw in some pants?
Sure, you're family member, we're
prepared to offer you some consideration.
Any of that reason
sounds reasonable.
I come here every Saturday for the last 35
years... oh I forgot, today is about you.
Coffee?
- Let's go.
- We'll see you there, Hank.
I'll be right along.
Still letting him wind you up?
Sam...
Henry.
I'm surprised that
you still work here.
In, in a good way, in a way, you
know, when people are surprised,
you meet somebody you know...
Discovered they've the same job...
- ...20 years...Stop it.
- Yeah, he keeps his hair...
Like sawing sawdust, all
that worry for nothing.
Yes...Just now. Old
girlfriends, seeing Them...
Stop staring, I
know I look good.
She and I stayed close, er,
I Just saw her Tuesday.
...Mysterious ways...
- I'm assuming you still
know where the cemetery
is. - Yeah, you're
invited, of course you're.
- oh, finish it, you gotta go.
- Surprise that I'm.
See you there.
You'll always be my sweetheart.
You always will be... I
want you to know that.
I'll be back tomorrow.
- Hank's feet is on the couch.
- Indeed.
Hey, Glen, my nephew
still playing ball?
think either of Them
can be as good as you?
Yes...
Yes, Joe...Is hitting
clean up...In varsity.
Eric won't know a baseball
if you threw at him,
even hit him in the head.
Anyway, for what it's
worth, none of my business.
Keep an eye on the judge, I
think he's...He's drinking.
Are you crazy? Dad has
been sober for 28 years.
At the courthouse,
he forgot Gus' name.
Gus? Gus the Bailor?
oh, come on!
Just saying.
That's bullshit! What time
is your flight tomorrow?
8:
15, I can't wait,first flight out.
Make yourself at
home there, Henry.
- I'm going for groceries.
I don't know, Dale. Does being a widower
make me a lousy goddamn driver, huh?
Hank, if I don't see you
before, before you leave,
thanks for coming. I'm sure your
mother would have appreciated it.
Honey, we're going to
firefly and drink.
- No.
- Come on!
- I'm Gonna go to bed.
- No, drink, Dale, you coming?
Dale, you coming?
us to get our attention,
not to draw blood,
you know that.
No. His use of canine command
is to get our attention.
He hurls periodicals for sport.
Please, with all the troubles you made,
you're lucky that's all you got.
- Hey, thanks for showing up, Carla.
- Yeah, I know I'm late, so, sue me!
It was tough but hell,
it isn't that bad.
- Lake house.
Yeah, he used to tell
us all to be quiet,
- 'you're scaring the fish away.'
- 'you're scaring the fish away.'
he still goes there every Wednesday
to play chess with Dr. Morres.
- He loves that place.
- Hey, don't I know you?
don't you run the tire and
rim shop over on state?
That's right.
Hey, Palmer?
I know you too.
You little dimwit shuttle bug retard,
- He's...
- Judge Palmer's your old man?
He thinks he runs
this town, don't he?
- Your dad is a piece of sh*t!
- Wait, wait, wait, no...
- I told you already!
- Who's on parole?
You guys have a low
opinion on judge Palmer?
filling out his incident
report, I'm Gonna be very
helpful, as helpful as possible.
So let me guess, who's going to fill in
the DWI?
Ugh, you flinched! Possession of
controlled substances, domestic violence,
that's you, you alright, honey?
What are the random
myriad of f***ing misdemeanors
is Gonna come to light
while you're drying
up at the slammer?
Failure to appear bench warrants?
Come on!
And because I'm the only one that isn't
driving with a suspended license,
I'll be driving your gals home
girls, so...Who lives closer?
Er, bad skin muffin top
or red bull semen breath?
A**hole!
Throw that first punch!
You like county food?
Meet my closed fist, Counsel,
in my own personal space.
Maybe, I'm Just Gonna
ask you blow my dice.
That's a metaphor, I'd heard
it, it's good, you're funny.
Let's get the hell outta here.
Get some counselling.
Hey shorty! Come here!
Uh, why don't you read my b's,
maybe I'll buy you a drink.
Punctuality issues,
equals confidence in
bullying, strong teeth,
ancestral gene pools
and...I'm guessing the wetter
you get, the better you look.
What're you having?
Last call, boys.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're done.
Are you watching for me?
What do you think I'm doing?
I'm your eyes.
- Straight...
- You smell like her.
She smells nice, what's that?
It's? Are you
paying attention?
Straighten it out, back...
Back, back. Easy, nice, nice,
sh*t.
- You did that on purpose.
- No, don't think I did.
No, you did it on purpose.
You Bang it out yourself.
Dale, let's go.
Let's go.
What the hell did he hit?
I was thinking...Six pack?
God damn it!
Which one of you peckerwoods
banged up my car?
Answer me, who did this?
- Who do you think?
- Who?
Who drove last?
We saw you leave for
grocery store, come on.
- Glenn...Where're your boys?
- oh, dad...They won't drive your car.
don't pretend this is complicated,
there's no reasonable doubt here.
He's human, his wife died,
he fell off the wagon,
banged up the cadi'.
- Deal. Shits happen.
- Like your marriage.
- Like your marriage.
- What do you know about my marriage?
- I know a lot about your marriage.
- don't f***ing think about my marriage.
She was my wife long before
she was your mother.
We kept no secret.
You tell your brothers you're Gonna
divorce, go ahead, tell Them!
Lisa, played hide the
pickle with someone else.
- I won't be back.
- Happy trail.
- I'll never f***ing come bake here again.
- Good!
Make it quick.
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