The Kentucky Fried Movie

Synopsis: Madcap spoof, a collection of comedy skits includes the Kung-Fu parody, "A Fistful Of Yen" and "Catholic School Girls In Trouble." Enjoy the future of movie-going with the "Feel-A-Round" theater experience. See a notable and highly respected actor as the clumsiest waiter in motion picture history. Watch such character as Cleopatra Schwartz and Big Jim Slade tickle your funny bone until it has to be removed surgically!
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): John Landis
Production: Best Film & Video Corp.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
80%
R
Year:
1977
83 min
1,334 Views


One peed in the pop corn

that you eat. Film to 23 h

With Argon, we know that a

country that depends on oil

Has not the means of some to lack.

But classical drilling

always is not possible.

It is necessary to find again

procedures to produce crude oil

In this refinery of Fairbanks

who tosses billion dollars

one extracts more than 2, 5 billions

of barrels of crude every day,

From the skin of adolescent ones.

The crude oil is

transported in supertankers

in order more better

to use the resources

again exploited nos In our country.

At Milan, in Italy,

an argon affiliate found

a procedure to recover

the oil on the well-worn combs

City-dwellers. Of what to fill

a tanker of 300 m And

save 220000 energy.

To the United States,

we know how to extract now

the oil of the take-out dishes.

Sufficiently to provide to the

needs of the city of Oakland

in California. To deal

with the future needs,

the farmers collect more of

as here in Beaumont, to Texas,

where this unique process is used.

At Argon, we work to

make you make savings.

Welcome in A.M. Today."

I am Barbara Duncan.

Frank Bowman.

We are going to see why the pupils

of Louisiana learn more quickly.

Why the trains are slower in Vermont.

We will see an adorable

animal to hair of Australia.

And we will examine a

new system of security:

The detectors of

smoke. But first of all,

in New York, the teachers vote

the pursuit or no of the strike.

Ron Butler is with local delegates

at the scene of the

meeting, to cover the event.

Ron, that he happens?

Did the teachers finish to vote?

We have a technical problem,

we will try a little later.

While waiting, here is A.M. Today."

He/it is the hour passed of 18

min., here is our daily debate:

"Not

- Counterpoint" with J. Fitzsimmons and S. Hamilton.

Sheila, one would say that even

you and your liberal buddies

see light to the tip of the

tunnel that brings closer you

of our dear President.

The intellectuals unleashed themselves,

and now that they have the power

after having made use of problems

that they have themselves created,

the President makes all to revive

their concerns about his/her/its case.

Sheila, you and your strip

of liberals to the big heart,

won't know yourselves therefore

ever that the social help

only makes aggravate the inflation

who especially affects

those that you want to help?

My poor John! Species of old chnoque.

I listen to your

stupidities since months.

You can keep them and to

put them to you to the ass.

And to crown the all, sit

yourselves on that, John.

The professors finished to

vote and the result is imminent.

Ron Butler, have yourselves a

prognosis as for the exit of the vote?

II is the hour passed of 19

min., here is our daily category:

"The astrological news."

We don't try to reinforce

your belief in the astrology,

but to help the incapable

people to take only decisions.

If you are Balance and hesitate

to make this important purchase,

wait for even some days.

Don't forget that your

Moon is in Sagittarius.

It is not the moment

to make some madness.

The Virgin must expect

to a premature death

or to the tragic

cartlement of a near being.

Let's pitch, it is the moment

ideal to disconnect the device

who maintains your daughter

in life since 6 months.

If you are Taurus, go to the zoo.

And if you are Gemini as me, wait

for yourselves to the unexpected.

Joyce Wilson, your astro...

Thank you, Joyce.

Judy Morton is with us since

the reserve natural of San Diego.

We often received Judy,

with always as much pleasure.

Welcome, Judy.

What of nine?

I brought you an Australian gerbille,

one of the rare to have

been raised in captivity.

She/it is raised, doesn't she/it bite?

No, she/it is very cute.

They are very endearing.

His/her/its name is Oscar.

I am going to take one

of it for my youngsters.

They would make adorable

animals of company

but they have indeed

need to live in liberty.

Hey well... Oscar?

II is absolutely irresistible.

You have another surprise for us.

Quite.

This one is not small,

but he/it is very cute.

In any case, it is my opinion.

I am going to look for it.

Go there.

It is the moment that I prefer

in this broadcast, because

I never know what they

are going to bring me.

Look at what one brings to me!

I present you Dino.

He/it is enormous!

But you don't deceive there,

he/it is soft like a lamb because

he/it has been raised in captivity.

It is for that that

one could bring it here.

Is it a rare animal?

Yes, and besides we have

of the pain to mate it.

You don't manage to

find a female for Dino?

Not indeed, we have him

presented several candidates,

but all attempts of mating failed.

It is surprising. Dino is

not the most attractive party

that I saw, but a big gorilla as him...

We don't know very well

what is his/her/its problem.

He/it is maybe shy,

carried naturally little

on the thing or impotent.

Impotent?

II is the hour passed of 24 min.,

here is the main information

of the morning with Tom Leclair.

Thank you, Barbara.

We are going to speak of the meeting

of the ministers of the OPEC in Tehran.

As foreseen, the rise of

We could finally

communicate with Ron Butler,

and one tells to me that the

link audio function. To you, Ron.

The vote lasts since 3 hours.

The result now depends of

the number of abstentions.

Already have yourselves an

idea of what is going to happen?

I thought that the teachers

wanted to take work,

but as Gemini, I am

incapable to foresee anything.

WE ARE PROUD TO PRESENT YOU

OF THE TRAILERS OF

OUR NEIGHBORS PROGRAMS

caustic iPlus that "Mandingo",

shocking iplus that /

i "Behind the door verte"

erotic iplus

que "Stuffs Profonde"

vous is going to be juicy

dans your frock while seeing

"The pupils cathos

explodes themselves".

L. iSamuel present Bronkowitz

Chambers iLinda,

dans a remake of his/her/its

famous role.

Et for the 1 era time to the screen, /

i Joyce iSusan and Nancy Reems.

Susan, here is Nancy.

Nancy, here is Susan.

Jamais of the stages as daring

n'avaient been shown to the movies.

Show me your puppet.

Mrs. Burke! I took you for Dale.

People often confound me with

my teenage daughter, Dale.

Jamais the beauty of

the sexual act

n'avait been shown /

i aussi crudely.

Cette strange history tells ce

that arrives when of the pupils

sont authorized to leave

aprs the cover-feu.

Un movie for adults finally has

le courage to say

la truth on the masturbation.

Sauvage!

Pervers to souhait!

Ne doesn't miss

"The pupils cathos

explodes themselves".

Does the ticket cost how much?

Thank you.

You know that the movie is

projected in "sensorama?"

Do you want?

Of the popcorn, please.

A dollar.

Thank you.

Entrez. I am in my office.

Devine that this est.

Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Donald, you always joke.

Tu restarted to smoke.

Je makes a new rgime.

Tu doesn't even have

remarqu my perfume.

Je prepares you a verre?

Je proposes a toast to you,

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