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me and to the avenir.

Chri, I am distressed.

Je is going to look

you for a napkin.

Carol, attention

your cigarette.

Je is going to put

you a bandaging.

Mon poor baby.

J'adore to pass you the

hand dans hair.

Tes shoulders are so powerful,

large isi...

Et this white hair

on your chest...

Toi only account.

C'est what, a?

Tu ace of the lipstick

sur your col?

Fais me to see.

C'est a lot of lipstick.

Espce of dirty...

Je goes you tuer!

Arracher hair de your

indifferent skull.

Carol, put this couteau!

D'accord, Donald.

Dis me that you like me

ou I decide you the throat.

Je would not tell you that

pour all the gold of the world.

Tu wants to see your blood

flowing, c'est a?

Tu doesn't frighten me. Je

doesn't fear to see my blood.

Je is not able to.

Je knew that you would

not make it.

C'est for that que I

would like that you me pouses.

Mesdames and gentlemen le

Rialto "Sensorama" invites you

to look at our next

film:
"Deep Throat",

qui is going to begin

in one instant.

Comment to believe that you had /

i la migraine stays up it,

alors that you wake up full

ien forms the following day.

Remerciez Nytex P.M.

L'antalgique that acts /

i pendant your sleep.

Nytex loosens you.

Soulage the due pains aux

tensions and small uneasiness.

Vous you wake up

en excellent shape,

repos, et ready

to face the day.

Comment to believe that you had /

i la migraine stays up it,

alors that you wake

up en full forme?

P.M iNytex., it is incredible.

Hello and welcome to

"The big adventure."

I am Paul Burmaster.

With us today, the big

adventurer and explorer,

Claude Lamont.

Claude, we are delighted to receive you.

I am delighted to be here.

It is great to meet a man

who lives such adventures.

I live the unknown,

I like the unknown, I am the unknown.

Claude... Where do you live, currently?

That is a matter for the

unknown. I don't know.

Speak to us the movie that

we are going to see today.

He/it appears that you

have faced a lot of dangers.

Yes, I faced full of dangers.

The most dangerous thing,

it was the venomous fish.

The venomous fish?

Pursue, it is your broadcast.

No, you are my guest.

The venomous fish kill

more quickly than a bullet.

In what ocean one finds it?

The Atlantic and the Pacific.

Are they big how?

Some are very big, of very small others.

It is fascinating.

Tell us, Claude,

how many men take yourselves with you?

Sometimes, we take until 45 or 50 men

during only one journey.

- So much as that?

- Quite.

You imagine the problems

of food that that puts.

Often, we must carry

away enough food for 3

or 4 months in a row.

The important, it is to eat well

and in a regular way.

Because if you don't make

of balanced meals in sea,

of numerous things can occur.

To the fact, you don't

know it maybe not,

but Claude Lamont made a

lot of humanitarian actions.

He/it is monitor of diving and

dedicates itself to numerous reasons.

You studied a lot the big white shark.

Have noted you that he/it exists

of the definite territories?

Not only this idea has very

often been corroborated,

but we have the proof

that practically no shark

don't change a territory.

I received the famous tonight

explorer Claude Lamont.

I am Paul Burmaster and I

thank you for having followed

"The Big Adventure."

Moscow in fire. Of the

missiles head on New York.

Movie at 23 o'clock.

L'acteur and director,

Bixby iBill.

To make to best, it is necessary

to be to best of his/her/its shape.

When I am on a plateau and

that I have the migraine,

I take the Sanhedrin.

Here, to the biggest

clinic, of the migraine,

some tests proved that the new Sanhedrin

relieve the pains quickly

due to the migraines, to the colds, or

to the small crises of osteoarthritis.

It is sure...

and efficient. To

take care of your cold,

make like Bill Bixby,

take the Sanhedrin. The

powerful terrific analgesic.

Je remembers when the girlfriends /

i sont arrivals to play bridge.

very constrained iJ'tais to reason

des bad obstinate odors.

Of fish to the menu, last night?

Does Harvey always smoke these cigars?

Name of God! Did a

cow crap here or what?

It was a delicious to dine.

I made to best.

Bienvenue in the world

merveilleux of the sex,

o we go vous to make reach

une new intensity dans

the sexual pleasure.

Tamisez lights et with

a reassuring smile,

embrassez tenderly /

i votre partner.

Puis goes to the other tip de

shares a room it to undress you.

L'exposition of the

erogenous zones

est an inviting prelude

pour the preliminaries.

Prenez conscience of your body

tandis that he/it gets ready

pour the ultimate

sensual irvlation.

Il is now time d'aller

toward your partner

et to embrace his/her/its size.

N'oubliez not...

smoothly iRemontez

long ile of the bust,

en massaging finely,

les erogenous zones

et while exploring mildly

les curves

de his/her/its bust.

Comme that...

pleasant iC'tait, non?

Vous now can vous to direct

toward the conjugal bed,

et to relax you while que your

senses impregnate themselves

de this new reality.

A this instant, the male

peut to whisper to the femelle:

A:
"I like you. "

B:
"I need you".

C:
"I want you".

B:

female iLa can rpondre:

"I now" want you.

"I now" want you.

Recuerdos has todos.

C'est now the moment de

to put the contraceptive.

Et us revoil.

Le moment came to pass

exploratory ides to the caresses.

male iLe will be able to caress /

i son back and his/her/its arms.

female iLa, if she/it wishes it,

peut to seize his/her/its horn.

Il can kiss it mildly

sur the face and the neck

searches for it of the

erogenous zones.

Les kissings must become

de more in more passionate,

tandis that the partners are

au dawns maximal excitation.

Un of the most current problems /

i au course of the sexual act,

est the one of the

precocious ejaculation.

En case of precocious ejaculation,

le delivers "The joys of the

sexe" sold iest with

"Big Jim Slade".

Jim iBig, former footballer,

est endowed with whips and chains,

et of a sexual appetite /

i qui you dcoiffera.

Jim iBig satisfied some women

dans the whole world,

et the capital of Nebraska

Lincoln!/i iest

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II has three days there,

les Russian secret services /

i ont sent this clich

reprsentant an explosion

nuclaire of 30 megatons.

The CIA first of all made

a closeness with China,

but Radio Peking denied the allegation.

Here are the Hartz mounts, in Asia.

A so rough and so traitorous

region, that no country claims it.

Worse than Detroit?

I am afraid of it.

It is there,

that doctor Klahn constructed

his/her/its fortress.

Klahn?

Klahn exercised

of numerous infamous activities:

Opium, gunrunning, murders,

distribution of movies...

And generalized racket.

Precisely. Klahn kidnapped

the famous nuclear physicist

complicate, Pr. Ada Gronick.

And he/it has the intention

to use his/her/its knowledge

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