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of the nuclear contraptions

to create a manageable detonator,

with which he/it will

threaten the world.

Here is Butkus. The bodyguard of Klahn.

He/it is strong and useless.

Here is Kwong, the driver of Klahn.

He/it is strong and toothless.

We need someone who finds

an uncharted mountain,

beats an army of killers

and comes back with Ada Gronick.

I have the man that we need.

A HANDFUL OF YEN

I hope that you observe well.

Hit me.

What is that that?

It is not a game.

It is necessary to be

concentrated completely.

One restarts.

This time, with the feeling.

It is better.

My government is ready

to give you 50000 books

so that you infiltrated

the army of Klahn.

I fear than you me

underestimated, Mr. Pennington.

Your people and mine,

have different values.

Mr. Loo,

know that the survival

some free world is in game.

Know, Mr. Pennington,

that the geographical borders

don't mean anything for me.

I obey a superior process.

But you will be able

to kill 50 or 60 people.

Hello, I am called Miong Chow.

You join a noble chief.

Gentlemen, be the welcome.

We are honored very

to have you among us.

We construct a strength of fight

of an extraordinary power.

We draw our courage

in the tradition of our forebears.

You have our gratitude.

ADA, I CAME TO SAVE YOU

Bring me the prisoners!

Take it and torture it.

As for my American friend,

the CIA thinks that

she/it can infiltrate

the mountains of doctor Klahn?

You don't frighten me,

species of dirty constricted.

Take it in Detroit.

No! Not Detroit!

Mercy! All safe that!

That way, gentlemen. I

drive you to your rooms.

All, here doctor Klahn.

Je is at present absent,

laissez me a message /

i aprs the beep.

Vous has all my gratitude.

Enter.

I am here to save you.

From where do you come?

Pennington...

How spent your journey

in the mountains, Mr. Loo?

It was a very pleasant journey.

You have luck. The sea can

be unleashed in this season.

I hope that you are satisfied

of your room.

Doctor Klahn has a big

sense of the hospitality.

You already joined an army

practicing the martial arts?

Not since a very long time.

I am sure that our men

will appear you the best

of the world.

We construct a strength

of an extraordinary power.

You honor our mountains.

We draw our courage in the

tradition of our forebears.

It is necessary to bribe

the guards. One needs money.

One will find money without problem.

But it would be badly!

What is that that?

It is not a game. It is necessary

to concentrate in depth.

Restart.

I brought you a gift. Make your choice.

If you don't find your happiness...

If you want to follow me,

we enter in the Havard wing,

where the treatment of the opium end

before being wrapped and

distributed all over the world.

We manufacture sufficiently of heroine

to satisfy one quarter of

the consumers in the world.

These vats contain the

products for the bacterial wars.

Their capacity is of 4000 liters cube.

To my right, the atomic detonator,

with which the Dr Kahn counts

to threaten the whole world.

Do you have some questions?

No? Very well. Follow me.

Don't want yourselves Ioigner

of the white line,

and not to use a flash.

A robot!

A robot?

Zigouillez this salopard!

ATOMIC DETONATOR RESPONSIBLE, ADA GRONIK

I follow you very thankful.

You are a man of an extraordinary power.

Enter.

Your technique is not surpassed

that by your courage, Mr. Loo.

A magnificent demonstration of agility.

Your curiosity flatters me.

You are surely impatient

how we operate to see.

Who are they?

Of the useless. Collected in bars.

Done kidnap?

Of the drunkards who don't know

where they are and make fun of all.

Where are we?

Me me in madmen.

And them?

Of the drunkards who ignore where

they are but don't do themselves of it.

They know where they are, himself

some don't do but are temperate.

I don't know where I follow.

I don't drink.

Guard!

- You you foutez of all?

- No.

Put it in the cell n

- What do you drink?

- Me me in madmen.

Gentlemen.

We discovered alas among us

a hostile visitor.

Mr. Loo is going to be punished

for his/her/its treason.

But it is not important at present.

The important, it is that my

guards accepted some bribes

and missed to their duty.

They must now prove that they deserve

to remain among us.

Present us our guards.

The guard n 1 is a veteran of

the region and a future chemist.

Please applaud Gone up Well!

The guard n 2 is a bitten

of skating. An applause

cordial for Big Zizi!

The guard n 3 often travels

because he/it is pilot of plane.

Please applaud Gigantic Parts.

Guard n 1, it is your

he/it is too late to go to

the movies. What do you make?

Hey well...

we walk on the beach to the moonlight.

Then I play of the songs

of love to the guitar.

And the following day morning...

Butkus!

Guard n 2,

if I slept, and that

you were my wakening,

how would you wake me up?

I would not wake you

up. I am not a bell.

And you, n 3?

What would you make?

We construct an armed strength

of an extraordinary power.

We draw our courage in the

tradition of our forebears.

The Dr Klahn is an admirable

chief. We testify him our gratitude.

A helping hand in the Dr Klahn!

Are you ready for your early exercises?

No water!

I melt!

What world!

II had a power of matchless fight.

Congratulations, Mr. Loo.

Your mission is a big success.

Since you provoked the

death of the Dr Klahn,

you have the enjoyment of his/her/its

fortress and of his/her/its wealths.

Thank you, Mr. Pennington.

But I only want a thing,

to go back at home.

To the Kansas.

But my dear, you have the

power to bring all alone in.

Indeed?

You only have to slap

your heels three times,

while saying:
"One is

never as well as at home.

One is never as well that at home.

Loo...

Wake you up.

Aunt Em!

Toto!

I finally went back.

You should have made a nightmare.

I was of it.

Where that?

On this awful mountain

governed by the abominable Dr Klahn.

There were some prisoners,

Jake was there and...

Slim, and Ben.

It was maybe a dream.

And nasty, with that!

A dream of an extraordinary power.

- It was real.

- I know, my small.

But that you did learn of all that?

Hey well,

one can look everywhere for happiness,

but it is not the pain to look

for farther than his/her/its door.

One can make full of things

within his/her/its community.

To go in a dairy

to see how milk is

prepared and put in bottles.

To make an expo on

the domestic accidents.

Or to finance a library.

To ask your dentist how

to embellish your teeth.

Vous sold tout your

incense and harassed

plus of about sixty pedestrians.

Aprs an exhausting day, you

draining iavez all prospectuses.

Maintenant, c'est

the hour of a Willer.

Dchaussez your sandals

et clears a Willer.

La better beer depuis 1892.

C'est the moment to relax /

i aprs a rough day.

Vous deserves la

better beer that either.

Elle descends easily.

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