The Kentucky Fried Movie Page #4

Synopsis: Madcap spoof, a collection of comedy skits includes the Kung-Fu parody, "A Fistful Of Yen" and "Catholic School Girls In Trouble." Enjoy the future of movie-going with the "Feel-A-Round" theater experience. See a notable and highly respected actor as the clumsiest waiter in motion picture history. Watch such character as Cleopatra Schwartz and Big Jim Slade tickle your funny bone until it has to be removed surgically!
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): John Landis
Production: Best Film & Video Corp.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
80%
R
Year:
1977
83 min
1,334 Views


Elle is pleasant,

rafrachissante, and light.

On is not reincarnated /

i que 6 or 7 times,

alors it is necessary to search for

le better of the taste.

Aries asphyxiated in

an earthquake in L.A.

Movie at 23 o'clock.

Une novelty of Barker Brothers, /

i un game for the whole family.

"Scot Free." Your team comes /

i d'assassiner Presides it.

Vous is going to succeed

un "Scot Free"?

Lancez the dice to see.

Super! You found

"Patsy" iune. Continue.

Un bonus.

Ruby iJack is going to can

tuer your "Patsy".

C'est well, parce that

the deaths don't speak.

Sabruter iAbraham /

i filme the assassinat!

hard iCoup! But you leave.

Quelle luck,

22 witnesses

violent death imeurent.

Vous fell again on your feet.

"Life Magazine" achte

the movie of Sabruter

mais you buy "Life Magazine"

et shows the pictures /

i dans the mess.

Vous is there nearly,

plus that to convince

Public il'Opinion.

Vous has russi! public

iLe believes you.

Vous is "Scot Free"! En

blows at Barker Brothers.

Si "The Tower Infernale"

vous was enthusiastic,

si "Tremor of terre"

vous terrorized,

alors you go

chier in your frock

en seeing the movie de

Samuel L. Bronkowitz,

"Strongly the apocalypse"!

Une realistic representation de the

death and of his/her/its devastations

comme you never saw it au

movies. With George Lazenby

dans "The architect's role.

This building is not sure.

Radnitz iBarbara in the

role de the infirmire.

Roberts iJack dans

the Governor's role.

Governor, the city is in fire,

the national care is

overflowed by the situation.

The dam threat to give up!

Of the terrorists control the airport

and the nuclear plant

go explode incessantly.

Governor, that one goes to make?

Sutherland iDonald in the role

du clumsy server.

Larry, don't go there!

You are going to die!

I must go there. For Helen!

Let it.

Come in Montana with me.

I cannot escape him.

I don't ask you to escape you,

but to face the reality.

What reality? Her yours or mine?

Mine and her yours.

What do you say?

Let it, come in Montana with me.

I cannot escape him, as

much to escape myself!

II is not about escaping,

but to face the reality.

My reality or her yours?

My reality and her yours, here is!

What do you say?

One leaves, Larry!

What do you play?

You know it very well.

Larry, one is going

to start the machines.

Vous will never forget

"Strongly the apocalypse! "

You understood me very well!

To the course of the last years,

more than 800000 Americans died.

In spite of the sums

enclosed in research,

the death always makes the

biggest number of victims.

Hello, I am Henry Gibson.

I speak you to the name of

the Fund United for the Deaths.

There is not a treatment again

against the paralyzing

effect of the death,

but each can get ready to

the 3 signs annonciateurs:

It is important to know

what to do when one dies.

Your grants for this reason

already made some miracles.

Of numerous families

have can be rescued.

I would like to present

you the Hefsteders.

One believed that it was

without hope, then one discovered

the Fund United for the Deaths.

They showed us that in spite

of his/her/its handicap,

Johnny could be even useful to

his/her/its family and to the society.

Notre interlocutor du "Fund Uni"

nous showed que the body

without life of Johnny

n'tait not necessarily

absent of our daily life.

Nous achieved to what point

nous was happy

de power to make participate it /

i aux domestic activities.

Le United Fund for the Deaths a

transformed the grief in happiness.

Nous their soaps will to have

united new ide the family.

Henry Gibson asks you

to be generous when the

death knocks at your door.

No photos, please.

I nor said photos nor commentaries.

COUR:

No photos.

September 22, 1957,

took place a collision

between several vehicles

causing more 55000 $ of damages.

We attend the suit here

instituted following the accident.

The plaintiffs that you are going to

see have been implied in the accident.

While we join the court,

judge Coarse DeSmizer,

go ask M. Hornung to make

his/her/its exploratory remarks.

Mr. Hornung, make your

exploratory remarks.

If the court allows it to me,

ladies and gentlemen the jurors,

I would like to prove today

that to the evening

of February 22, 1957,

Sheldon Grunwald drove his/her/its car

on the freeway 30, in

direction of the north,

when the rear of his/her/its

vehicle has been embossed

by the conducted car by the defendant,

Mile Rita Filagree.

In conclusion, your Honor,

I would like that the jurors

listen to a strip.

Hey, Wally, it is terrific

to be at the court.

The farm! One is going to make

itself to bawl by the judge.

Mr., is the defense it lends?

Quite, your Honor.

Call your first witness then.

The number of Sheldon Gunwald.

It is I!

It is not anymore the pain, I found it.

You swear to say the truth,

the whole truth, nothing that the truth?

I swear it.

You made me so happy!

We will say rightly that M.

Gunwald is used in a service.

We are going to begin the

questions with M. Hornung.

I have more reasons to

call on your services

that... my wife, for example?

You lose 5 points.

You have 45 of them.

I yield my tower to Arlene.

Sorry, the time is

urgent, I jump the cards.

I inform you that M. Gunwald

practise the profession of spoon.

Mr. Gunwald,

in addition to your activity

of picker, he/it is not true...

No, spoon!

Ah yes, spoon.

Evidently. Picker doesn't

want anything to say.

Therefore Mr. Grunwald, in

more of your spoon activities,

he/it is not exact that

you are monitor of conduct?

No.

- Is it then exact?

- Yes.

You are not monitor of conduct?

No.

I contest these questions.

Objection rejected.

Then I would like to examine

the undersides of the business...

Please.

All is in place.

Your witness, master.

Please tell us your first name.

Sheldon.

Hey well, Mr. Grunwald,

that wants to say... this gesture?

anniversary iJoyeux...

anniversary iJoyeux, Sheldon.

Mr. Grunwald,

please tell us in what

cloth is made your shirt?

Objection! This shirt goes from silk.

Retained objection.

Very well.

Mr. Grunwald, please follow

me at the end of the room.

Objection! The lawyer

operates the witness.

Retained objection.

Mr. Hornung, Mr. Taylor,

please approach the bench.

While the judge converses

with the lawyers,

let's mark one pause with this message.

That makes our small skeptic, today?

She/it has the cat in the Nesson oil.

The judge is going to ask in M. Hornung

to prove the applicability of the law.

Mr. Hornung, you must prove

the applicability of the law.

I not only go to prove it,

but to show how these facts

relate to the business.

I call to the rod

Mile Rita Filagree.

As everybody waited for itself

of it, a witness surprised!

Filagree mile was in

the vehicle of Grunwald,

but had been declared

dead after the accident.

I swear it.

Filagree mile, as passenger,

of the vehicle of M. Grunwald,

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