The Kentucky Fried Movie Page #5

Synopsis: Madcap spoof, a collection of comedy skits includes the Kung-Fu parody, "A Fistful Of Yen" and "Catholic School Girls In Trouble." Enjoy the future of movie-going with the "Feel-A-Round" theater experience. See a notable and highly respected actor as the clumsiest waiter in motion picture history. Watch such character as Cleopatra Schwartz and Big Jim Slade tickle your funny bone until it has to be removed surgically!
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): John Landis
Production: Best Film & Video Corp.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
80%
R
Year:
1977
83 min
1,334 Views


can identify the driver

of the blue Buick?

Yes.

Is he/it in this court?

Yes!

Can you show it to me?

I am not able to.

I am not able to really.

Know yourselves the code

pnal in this State?

You would not cry, if one

shouted to you over, hey?

Ben no! But the girls,

it is not similar.

When a type cries, one

takes it for a feeble.

That then, Wally. Is necessary

to believe that have you reason.

Dear Madam,

to hide relative proofs

to a crime as hateful...

"Hneux?"

"Aineux?"

II is necessary to say "Hneux."

One doesn't say "your Hneur."

No! Ladies and gentlemen,

it is written here.

"Hyenas":

Carnivorous animals and

nervous of Africa and Asia.

Watch, Wally.

Stop!

Do you see? I knew that

one would make itself bawl.

We don't want any pain to your planet.

The accusation mocks of this court!

Very well.

He/it is over there seated.

Oh, no. Him!

The bailiff tried to identify

the driver of the blue Buick.

Everybody waits with impatience

to know the mysterious driver.

He/it could have a truth

there sudden turn of events.

The next person...

It is he!

Le broadcaster Steven McCrosky

a been declared guilty

et condemned to 20 years of reclusion

dans a federal jail.

Le stnotypiste Cord Simley

a changed of sex

et plays veil and steam-powered /

i avec the Atlanta Braves.

Wallace and Theodore Cleaver ont

been deprived of spending money

et messengers in bed

without dining.

WE ARE PROUD TO PRESENT YOU

THE TRAILERS OF OUR FUTURE PROGRAMS

Elle, a stick of black

dynamite m80./i id'1

Lui, a small Jew hassidim.

Elle leads a fierce fight

pour to survive

dans the ghetto.

Il studies the Talmud

overnight it.

Tandis that she/it fires

le ghetto,

il lights the candles

of the Sabbath.

C'est a love passionnel!

Une torrid ardor

entretenue by those that say non!

Seuls, they dared to triumph

de the infernal

fureur of the desire.

Jamais such a violence

n'avait been shown to the cran.

Jamais more, a man

et a woman won't face /

i de such challenges.

Ensemble,

rien won't be able to stop them.

THE EDUCATIONAL MOVIES PRESEN

LESSON OF SCIENCE N5

On often ignores,

que the chemicals

jouent a growing role

dans our daily life.

Un of the most current products

est oxidizes it of zinc.

police iCe,

ce farmer

et this housewife

ne doesn't know it,

mais oxidizes it of zinc /

i leur is indispensable.

I use the oxide of

zinc for what to make?

Sans oxidizes it of zinc,

vous would not have this soap.

Les cloths that you use.

grill-pain./i iVotre

Le bra that you wear.

L'vier of the kitchen.

Ces rods to curtains.

Les shelves of your refrigerator.

Les hooks made of metal.

Le burner of the stove.

Le safety catch /

i des carbines.

Le handbrake de your car.

Tous the brakes.

Cette cover.

Et the sable?

Tout to fact.

My God!

Le pacemaker of your husband.

Votre prosthesis.

Oui, the oxide of zinc /

i gre our daily life.

Ne doesn't miss

"Lesson of science n7":

to "Rebuild his/her/its house".

THE MAD OF THE DANGER

One says that courage of a man tackles

to the way of which

he/it faces the danger.

You are going to discover

soon an unique phenomenon.

Man's kind that ignores what

the word "fear" means to say.

Rex Kramer, mechanic to

half-time, kamikaze full-time.

Un man ready to risk his/her/its life

pour the love of the aventure.

Il searches for it, it faces

it et dominates it.

Kramer iRex. The mad

of the danger.

Negroes!

Light the television,

there are the infos.

Do you joke?

Go, light it.

Le governor Billingsley est

judged today for extortion.

C'est the 4th governor United

States ides to be judged

pendant his/her/its mandate.

L'avocat of the accusation,

au to say Billingsley,

essaierait to annihilate it,

pour to "choose the neighbor

gouverneur".

Le senator Hammond

du New Mexico says

que the report that is going to leave /

i mettra the CIA in the embarrassment

ainsi that the FBI.

Le report won't harm /

i aux two agencies

mais will suggest the resignation

des senators

qui transmits des

information secret bip.

Detroit iA, the Union

Hard-working ides of Rubber

concentre the negotiations

contractuelles

sur the 3 main manufacturers /

i de tires and of rubber.

En reason of the frost of the wages /

i il is three years old there,

le union didn't get /

i leur indexing

et this time, he/it asks

une clause for une

indexing without conditions.

Les business are disrupted

et the blocked circulation,

tandis that more of 500000 /

i Japanese icheminots

ont announced a strike of 3 days

to leave from aujourd'hui.

La strike would have disrupted

la life of...

17 millions of Japanese

city-dwellers

qui takes the train

pour to go to the office

ou to the cole.

Les commuters look for /

i des solutions spare

pour to surrender to their work /

i malgr the plugs in Tokyo.

Des score of thousand

d'employs...

ont been forced de to

remain in their office...

Ils camps in their office and...

parce that... the stores /

i de clothes closed.

La strike...

... there is what happens

Japan iau with these Japanese.

Les course of the Stock market

weakened iont

d'aprs the announcements

de the day while

les exchanges slowed down.

practiced iLes assigns /

i cette stabilization

the recent deregulation

sur the imports of the tranger.

Une tragedy hit le yard

of promoter Hitchcock.

Une explosion of gas destroyed

le centers recreational.

L'explosion cost life

au owner

des places, Mr. James Hitchcock...

et to his/her/its family's

five members.

Trois other people /

i ont been wounded

et two is carried extinct.

Nous has the proof that...

mercredi evening, the Libyan colonel

Escalante iHernando

essaie to bargain some fruits,

des arm... and of the legs...

avec Uganda to help

le Presides Amin ldi.

Bonsoir and thank you

consistent id'avoir

les information de

"Witness Direct".

I don't wear a trousers.

The movie at 23 o'clock.

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