The Killing of a Chinese Bookie
- R
- Year:
- 1976
- 135 min
- 1,431 Views
Am I late?
Right on time.
How's the club?
Fine.
- You want anything else?
- No.
Okay. Don't get too fat.
Goddamn it. The stupid son of a b*tch.
Hasn't learned yet.
Cosmo. You leave the cake at the table?
- I just wanted to thank you.
- For what?
It's been seven years. That's a long time.
For me and you.
Yeah.
- Can I buy you a drink?
- No. No, thanks.
I'm gonna have the coffee and the cake.
Is it all right?
You know it's all right. It's all there.
You want to count it again?
Nah.
Cosmo, you're a prince.
Now you can go out and work for yourself.
Marty, you're a lowlife.
No offense, but you have no style.
I do business with ya,
but you have no style.
Cosmo...
anytime you need some help...
come to me.
I don't ever want to see you again.
Don't push it.
A**hole.
I think there's a bar
on the next corner.
On the right.
Miss, may I have a scotch and water?
- Tall?
- Tall, please.
I've been pointed out by people
My name is mud
I've been dreaming all the dreams
And dancing in the evening
- Singin' in the shower
- Will you get out of here.
But nothing seems
To take your place
I'm almost in love with you
I nearly miss you
I've hardly seen you
When I do, I get
A feeling that
Something should be
There
- Do you mind if I sit down?
- Hey, I paid for the cab.
- Yeah.
- I got out. What do you want from me?
Come. Let's go.
Come on.
What's your name?
You called me Eddie just a
half hour ago. You forgot my name.
- Eddie.
- You had enough. I'm telling you.
- I had enough of you, Eddie.
- You forgot my name.
It's been a long day, Eddie.
Yeah, I know the problems you had...
- but I also know you got a family and kids...
- How do you know?
So let's blow this snake pit. Come on.
- Come on, lover.
- What are you doin'?
Let's play tic-tac-toe.
Oh, boy. You know what you
are? You're a meshuggenah.
- You a Jew?
- Yeah. A little bit.
From where? Where were you born?
- New York.
- No kidding.
So are you. Good people
come from New York.
What part of New York?
- Every borough. Well, I missed one.
- You were born in every borough?
- No. Born...
- I never heard of such a thing.
- Born in the greatest street in the world-Mott Street.
- Mott... I know Mott Street very well.
I was born uptown.
I was born on 29th Street...
- between 1 st and 2nd Avenue.
- The rich people.
- Nah, nah, that was poor.
- The rich people.
- Near Bellevue Hospital.
- Anything past Broome Street.
- Know where Bellevue Hospital is?
- Oh, yeah.
- The morgue?
- Yeah, but at least you had the river.
The beautiful river.
- All you rich people live by the river.
- We used to swim in that river when we were kids.
- You're right.
- We swam that way.
- The scum.
- You remember?
- That's right.
- The bags. The scumbags.
- I used to go to the Hudson River.
- Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
But now we're going home.
- Where?
- Your house.
There's no river there, Eddie.
Hey, pardone. You want
me to pay the driver?
Wait. Yo! Eddie!
Thank you. Right.
Nice man.
Good evening, boss.
- Sonny.
- This place has two speeds: Slow and stop.
- Slow tonight, Cosmo.
- It's all right. I'll go out and bring them in and fill the joint.
- Where the hell is everybody?
- Sonny, give me a drink.
Give me a cigarette.
- Give me a drink.
- What do you want, boss?
- Scotch.
- Rocks?
Yeah.
Where are the girls?
I guess they're in the back.
Good.
Out. The girls' dressing room. Out.
Customers downstairs. Hello, sweetheart.
- Get downstairs.
- Not you, sweetheart.
Tony. Out.
What? There's nobody...
there's... there's nobody down there.
Okay, girls. Come on.
Go ahead.
- Hey, sweetheart. How are ya?
- I'll live. Maybe.
- Hello, doll.
- Hi, Cosmo. How's it goin'?
Hi.
- Hey, Sherry.
- Don't mess my makeup.
Still mad at me.
- Just doing a little makeup job.
- Carol.
Nice to see ya. You're back?
- Well, you don't have to worry. The place is dead.
- Oh, not again.
- Again.
- It'll pick up later on.
It'll pick up.
Hey, everything's slow. You
know, I talked to Verna.
- She said Irving's dying.
- Who's Verna?
Irving has been dead for years.
- Oh, that's not nice.
- Irving Lowe?
Rachel, could I have one
of your eyebrow pencils?
- Sure.
- It's the times.
What's the times?
- Everybody's dying.
- Well, some people are living. I wouldn't say everybody's dying.
- Teddy.
- Yeah?
I put on the news this morning.
I couldn't sleep.
- Yeah?
- These two girls in Memphis, Tennessee.
- Memphis. Yeah.
- This is gonna kill ya.
- Well, kill me.
- Early this morning, I couldn't sleep...
I don't care if it was early this
morning or late this morning.
- Oh, these boots.
- Well, this gopher...
- This gopher.
- There are a couple of kinds of gophers.
Gopher. From a hole! From a hole.
Oh, I thought you meant one that
went for coffee like you used to.
Yeah, right. No, this is a gopher...
That's terrific. Now this is broken.
- Well, gotta tell ya...
- Where did this happen, this thing with the gophers?
- Or the gopher.
- Honey, no. No chance.
- I don't know. You know.
- What are you looking for, Rachel?
I'm not the only one
in this dressing room.
- Rach.
- Rachel. What are you looking for?
Rach.
I want you to hear
this story.. all of ya.
- We're listening.
- Listening.
- These two girls caught a gopher...
- Sh*t. I broke a nail.
And they took the gopher home,
and they cut the tail off.
- Then they cooked the tail, and they ate it...
- For Christ's sake.
And they died of botulism.
Botulism? What do you know from botulism?
- These mine?
- Yes. The other ones are mine.
- You're not listening.
- When did you hear about botulism?
I never laughed so hard in
my life. I thought I'd die.
- I don't think it's funny.
- It isn't true. He does this all the time.
I swear to God. On my mother's grave.
- Cosmo.
- They ate... they ate... they ate the tail...
and they died of botulism.
- They died...
- That's sick.
- Well...
- Making me sick, you know.
So, what else is new?
What else is new?
What else is new? What's new
is I can't get this on right.
- The market went down.
- What canyon do?
For a change?
Oh, I'd love to get this mustache off.
And women's fashions are
changing. The skirts are gettin' longer.
- Oh, yeah?
- What do you know about women's fashions?
I look like Salvador Dali..
- All right. See you in a while.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- See you later, Cosmo.
It's all right, Vince. It'll pick up.
- Have a big night.
- Okay.
Hey, your mother's ass!
Any action?
- Are you looking for us?
- Yeah.
Come on in. There you go.
- All right.
- There you go.
- Come on, ladies.
- Thank you.
There you go. Vince, see that
they get seated too?
Take 'em inside. Listen, you drive around
the corner, you park in this parking lot?
All right? Okay.
Okay.
Where's the kid?
Well, where's the kid
who parks the cars, Vince?
- I don't know.
- Go find him.
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