The Kings of Mykonos

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- On 3 I!

- I'm late five minutes. How did it go?

Go, go!

The solid me! It's an antique!

- My car!

- B*tch! Go!

Stop watch

that crazy!

It went to a marriage counselor

to save your marriage?

This was the marriage counselor.

Did you go to the marriage counselor?

No, for months.

I have gone to none.

Steve, do you think I lost my style?

Of course not. Relax. If

You lost, I lost myself.

Stavros Karamitsos?

My name is Jimmy. I am your cousin

you from Main Mykonos.

I have bad news.

Your uncle died.

- My uncle?

- The funeral is on the other...

We send flowers.

Indian call center.

The types of taste everything!

The player's trophy

the year 1993!

The trophy? Look at my hood!

All good, baby...

Crazy dog!

Pomeranian is stupid!

I do not care where it is.

It's a killer.

From the Get my car!

What about the shop

your father?

It is racism, damn.

I'm legal, damn!

By "issues" because I am a stranger!

- Tony, what up?

- Steve, a big mistake, damn.

Requires political "starch"! I

political prisoner, damn!

- What the hell is going on?

- Do not worry, Steve, damn.

I'll say the conspiracy,

drug trafficking...

- Confiscation patrol...

- Estate?

Do not say anything!

I am innocent!

Sorry for your shop.

And watch your car!

This is my car!

Steve, never mind.

I got it. It's safe.

MY BABY:

Only in a foreign yard.

Without a roof.

Not to put it

front for the battery!

Steve, a car is...

There are worse.

Since I cut

the disability pension...

... Should be working!

We have been through a lot together.

I feel naked without it.

Steve Karamitsos?

Dude, do not know what you sell.

We do not sell anything.

I am Jimmy, from Main Mykonos.

Again From the call center?

Val'to an open hearing.

'I go to Mykonos.

Five hours on the train!

In Mildura you go, Dad...

Do you eat a lot in the head.

'Listen to me. Your father

Leonidas called, right?

He had a brother, Panos.

He died.

If you come to open

of wills, they will lose everything.

- House, restaurant, beach...

- Which beach, man?

- We have no beach.

- No beach Mildura.

Steve, your father

once told me...

... That his brother

was very rich.

I thought you said

sh*t, but...

- Jimmy in again?

- Not Jimmy, Jimmy!

This beach... For how much

talking about? What is?

Two, maybe half.

And you want to come here

for $ 2,500?

No, 2,500,000... Euro.

Steve, meet here

International Exhibition Girl Friend!

My relatives are simple

people. Do not talk to chicks.

Relax, pal.

I'm sensitive.

Okay, pal.

I have nothing better to do.

Yes, very.

The donkey ran out of hay

and had to fill.

Where do you think? And talk

English. I have no problem.

Here we are.

I sit in front.

Where are the rest?

Do not You left

to die, my God!

Take it easy! Take it easy! My God!

What, girls?

Dude, the Greek

are hot!

I have not seen a mustache!

- What does wok;

- Wog.

So we say in Australia.

We wogboys.

- Is this good?

- Yes.

That is not. The Australian

call it offensive.

And you say contest

yourself?

- What?

- She will be the king.

- Who?

- The Pierluigi, man.

It took 43 women in a month.

Is record

will never break.

Therefore it is

King of Mykonos.

That's it!

You see? So

m'efere God here!

So I dry three

months! I will break the record!

I go to the beach.

- What do we owe?

- Nothing.

The owner is

your second cousin.

Relatives do not pay.

Said Greekonomics.

I love this place.

Here it is.

The beautiful beach you.

It's amazing!

The spelling on the plate

you are wrong.

The "beach" is spelled with two "e".

Pit Bulls!

How you solved?

This is the Apollo.

The best friend of your uncle.

Do not worry, I'll fix it.

Maybe not.

Good is...

Come here, boy...

You're good, right?

- Wow.

Nobody touched him from

since died, Panos.

Do you like this, right?

Guys, my wife Voula.

It is Spartan.

Nice to meet you, Dot.

Come in. We have the best marine

Sinai in Mykonos. I'll bring drinks.

I got a good feeling.

The party, people...

I feel good.

No! Alarm "fig tree"!

- What do we do?

- For starters, do not greet!

Hi, I'm Otto.

From here the Dieter.

We noticed the hairy friend.

Listen, I respect. The catalytic

its submissions, but I do not do that.

The animal may have great historical

importance for our theory.

- Allows you?

- Me?

The Kid Yes, of course.

Dude! All play

this island!

I hope the kid

be over 18!

It archaeologists. The Germans

believe will save us.

We can gather some

Kid's droppings?

Yes, of course. Free.

- Began to collect.

- It's perfect. Beautiful specimen.

You know what?

- Medallion?

- No!

It is rare Neolithic currency

we found five years ago.

You may overturn theories

settlements on the Aegean.

We must gather

fresh feces.

- Yes, I love me fresh.

- Yes, of course.

- It's scientists.

- Yes, teachers Kouradologias!

There are clubs in this island?

You know what I mean.

Welcome

the Seven Sins.

- Drought. Let's go.

- It's authentic bouzouki!

Enjoy the atmosphere

and not thinking...

Christoula me!

Finally, interested

something no V8.

Excuse me.

Treasure hunt.

Steve, Mike, the owner.

- The nephew of Panos.

- Steve, exult.

Welcome to Mykonos. If you want

something while you're here, come to me.

Your uncle was my friend.

There are many Greeks

In Australia, they say.

Approximately 500,000.

But only five families.

The same thing happened here. We are all

relatives. Long winter.

This is not

My relative, right?

- Life? "No, I do not think.

- Thank God!

- Have fun.

- Thanks, pal.

Look! The best table!

Michael cares

friends.

- How to become a friend?

- Are you already.

Cheers, ears!

What about flowers?

So you show your appreciation

the singer.

My appreciation?

How about everything?

Similarly. How much?

Here, 200.

- Let's show some appreciation.

- To show you how to do?

How difficult is it? You have

the disk flowers...

Like this.

Sorry, pal.

Much education Ninja.

"Never see" Detective Monk "?

It's safer down here.

And both of us.

Michael invited us

the beach. Come on.

But when I gave 200 euros

for flowers!

Steve has no hope.

Do not go mad. Come on, come on.

- Well, Frank, spent 200 euros!

- Go!

And the flowers?

That's it!

Welcome to the real

Mykonos. Super Beach.

- Yours is the beach?

- Tonight is yours.

All on us.

- No, man, no becomes.

- I insist.

- You already did a lot for us.

- Please, do not offend.

Excuse me. The work

here goes.

Have fun.

Well, a plan of attack.

Patriot, how's it going?

- How do you know that I'm Italian?

- Small Island, my friend.

He sat with me. I

me to devote a couple!

I do not want your leftovers, man.

Only gynaikares I'm interested.

Start m'o you find things better.

Laugh as you want, but I'm

the new king of the island.

You can break

the record, I think?

Can I have any

I want a woman here.

And it?

- Information?

- Her name is Miss Italy.

Comes years here and there

has anyone come close.

You want to be king? Rix'tin

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