The Kings of Mykonos Page #2

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and to enthrone myself!

- It is.

- Good luck.

Look here, buddy! Can you believe it?

It's incredible!

I love Greece!

Yes... Unbelievable.

Come on, Frank! Go!

- When you sleep?

- In winter.

You have a bag?

I do not know what Lakis,

but I will fakeloso.

I mean an envelope with money.

For the notary.

- San corruption?

- No, as a tip.

Do not worry,

I'll fix it myself.

Everything is okay.

Are you the sole beneficiary in

Panos will Karamitsou.

The restaurant, home and

The beach is yours.

Market value...

... Three million euros.

Despite the queue, buddy!

As a nephew and not

direct heir...

... Must pay

inheritance tax.

- What is it?

- Tax.

- Steve, you mat!

- What if I can pay?

The state sells everything

and you do not get anything.

You must prove

your identity.

Then the judge

validate everything.

Can I do anything else?

The oiling, stupid!

Come on.

I feel that once

with fakelosan!

I hate to Greece!

Michael playing backgammon.

Come learn something.

I'm leaving. They spent 24 hours

I have not done anything.

We must move. Hello.

Girls, I'm new

Mykonos.

You tell me how to go

in your room?

I make List m'oses want to Ka-

more than sex and I want your names.

Are you kidding? Will play

Porsche 911 Carrera;

A car is. I have many.

- In your village is that?

- No, my home.

My God! It is the most

unlikely place I have ever seen!

- It often happens that?

- Magazine Vogue.

Coming to photography.

- He has his good moments.

- And I, just see it!

- Watch.

- How did you know that we won?

I do not know. It is the curse of

Mykonians. We're gamblers.

Life is full of risks, man.

If you do not want to risk,

better not to live.

- Nice cue it.

-1,000,000 Tax, right?

Quickly learn the news here.

Steve, let me

take care of myself.

Write to me the beach

I will pay the tax.

I'll give you and 250,000 euros.

-250,000 To skatoparalia?

-150,000...? 100,000?

No, I thought,

after I saw what you do...

... Make an effort.

What will I suffer? The very burnt.

The judge is

at the end of the week.

- Think about it, okay?

- Okay, buddy.

- What about other models?

- No, these are my friends.

Dude, you're

Hugh Chefner-Dimopoulou!

Come to recommend.

Girls, a friend of mine

from Australia. Steve.

What happened? Calm down!

It reminds me of a porn

I saw once.

Only the donkey is missing!

Thanks for the alarm!

Glad you woke up.

I want to talk to you.

For my sex life.

Remember that the Italian

I told you? I saw.

Mpatzios.

Remember mpatzios lost

The shootout in World Cup '94?

Happened to me twice.

- Too bad, pal.

- It is time for jokes.

I think I feel something.

Came to work here.

Not fooling around with

summer love.

You are right.

You know, I saw this

singer.

- Asking about you.

- Asking about me?

Gaze, man.

- Calm down!

- What do you think about it, mpatzios?

- Always have so many people?

- Of course. Come on.

Sit. I'll get something to eat.

Jimmy, they leave

without pay.

Of course. Relatives.

Your uncle would not let relatives

to pay. Greekonomics.

These Greekonomics

batiromiks made us!

I want to say anything at all.

Hello. I'm Steve.

Your cousin AP'TIN Australia.

Well, to inherit

the beach...

I need a...

million.

You know, taxes...

Yeah? Good.

From today, new policy.

Everybody pays.

Okay? Paying...

Good. Thanks.

You know, you're too

good speaker.

The bank manager

are my relatives?

It was a good joke?

The only funny thing is I thought

that here are all reasonable.

A day and has already

specialist in Mykonos?

Well done. Do you still

much to learn.

Maybe I want someone

to show me.

You are very good singer.

They usually do not care

my voice.

- My Life.

- Steve. What you become?

Well, Steve, what brings

in our beautiful island?

Do not you know? You're not alone.

I know. I was just polite.

Sorry, but in Greece

women speak frankly.

- In Australia, I do not know.

- Please speak frankly.

You're stupid.

- Thanks.

- I mean, with good sense.

But a true Mykoniatis

never makes two things.

First, it challenged

their relatives.

And secondly?

I look like a tour guide?

No, but perhaps a

good fool like me...

... Need a guide.

Maybe someone does.

- Where are the customers?

- Not available.

- Not eating.

- Why?

Because insulted

everyone stupid.

There is another transport

tool without worrying about tricycle?

- The wreck of Panos.

- What wreck?

There.

My God!

It's gorgeous!

- Is a crock.

- There is a crock, man.

It Rontiac CataIina of '64.

Very rare.

Only 8,000 were built.

All originals.

Feel it.

- What is it?

- Panos.

At rallies of Mykonos

but came last.

- Becomes rally in Mykonos?

- Yes. Michael always wins.

No one has hope.

I would put a 455 V8 GTO

at this baby...

... Anytime, anywhere.

You have seen what they do

these things?

- No, Steve. Not.

- Frank, I want to take a look.

If you do,

we eat all night.

- But I want to take a look!

- I know because I have no success.

I am daily newspapers.

I work better day.

- Trying to become nocturnal.

- You were always nocturnal.

Yes, but I changed.

Ripened. Come on, come on.

Steve, you'll end up alone

a nursing home car!

- Sorry...

- I ordered already, thanks.

I'm not a waiter.

I'm new. My Giving

hotel for your instructions?

Creating list of those

I want to have sex...

... And I want the spelling

of your own.

And I said,

watch out, ass-Turk!

I am half Cypriot, half

Kritikos and I want to kill you!

- Tony the Yugoslav!

- Crete. Tony the Cretan.

- What are you doing here, damn it?

- Holidays, say. You?

Ran away AP'TIN spam

Prostitution in Australia, damn.

Australia has an agreement

issue with Greece.

Maybe. But not on the island.

Crete is Greece.

Do not trust illegal

taxi driver for fake cards!

Sorry, you must

To make a call.

See you later.

Vromogere!

What is this island?

All the abnormal

holiday here?

- Dad, you're here!

- Panos!

Excuse me,

its been a little lost.

It has it lost, pal.

It vromogeros.

Oh, okay, 'Greek

be. What are you waiting for?

I expect to ask

ap'tis sorry ladies.

Relax, pal. Look at him.

He does not know what does.

Then Apologizes

you cause.

Relax, pal.

Do not you put me. I have

yellow belt in tae kwon do.

Greek style.

I'll choso finger

the nostril!

To see this!

- He did a lot of trouble?

- Soon.

- Sometimes overlooked.

- Like all of us.

Thanks. In owe.

Never mind. We go

for a drink after work?

- Will end at 3.

- No problem.

With the trip and the kid,

I do not sleep much.

- Thanks again.

- See you then.

OK, actually.

How go?

- Was good?

- Yeah, right.

- Was the world?

- Yes, as always.

Where to go?

Steve, I am sorry

I have an appointment.

On 3 in the morning?

Thanks for helping me

my father.

After the death

my mother changed.

Never mind. And I changed

when I got the car.

The Theo sent the cards.

- What time is it, man?

- Two in the afternoon.

Look here. The act of marriage

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