The Last Kiss Page #6

Listen to me. Whoa!

God, I'm gonna kill him!

Come here. Jenna! Come here!

Come here! Come here! Jenna!

They're just friends!

F***!

You make me feel 10 years younger.

Ten years?

Then I'm seducing a younger man.

Excellent.

You're trying to make me lose my mind,

aren't you?

I've already lost mine.

Come on.

Let's go back to my room.

My roommate's gone.

I can spend the whole night

making love to you.

Oh, my God.

I can't. I can't. I gotta go. I gotta go.

-No, you don't.

-Yes, I do.

I gotta go. This isn't right.

-Yeah, it is.

-No, no, no. Kim, it isn't.

And I don't know what I thought

was gonna happen tonight.

I definitely know what I hoped

was gonna happen tonight.

But this isn't cool.

I really, really, really want

to have sex with you.

Yeah. I can tell.

-You can tell that?

-Yeah.

Subtle signs.

But I can't. I can't.

I'm sorry.

Michael?

Okay.

It's gonna be okay.

He's gonna come home.

He's gonna come home.

He's gonna come home.

Hey, this is Michael...

Do something for me.

What?

Go home, tell her that it's over

and leave her.

-I can't.

-What? You're an amazing guy.

You wouldn't be here with me right now

unless you knew something

was missing in your life.

You can't force things. I mean,

relationships, they either work,

or they don't.

I could be your last chance

at happiness.

Come inside.

I can't.

Okay. Good night.

-Jenna?

-Where are you?

Where are you?

No! No! No!

Oh, f***!

-Jenna, I had an accident.

-You a**hole!

I had a car accident!

Who the f*** are you with, you bastard?

Jenna!

F***! F***! F***!

I knew this was gonna happen!

I knew this was gonna f***ing happen.

I'm here. I'm here.

Why would you lie to me, Michael?

What are you talking about?

What were you doing all night?

I was with Chris.

God, you lying bastard.

You make me so sick.

I was with Chris, I swear.

It's him. You want to ask him?

You can ask him. Chris?

Jenna knows everything.

I didn't tell her.

Michael? Hello?

You don't want me to talk to him?

Why, is that because

you're a lying piece of sh*t?

I didn't do anything wrong, Jenna.

Who is she?

-What are you talking about?

-I want to know who she is.

You're blowing this

way out of proportion, baby.

Who were you with, Michael?

This girl I met. It was nothing.

It was nothing.

This girl I met. It was nothing.

It was nothing.

Did you have sex with her?

Tell me. Did you cheat on me, a**hole?

I kissed her.

It was one kiss

and it meant absolutely nothing, baby!

I did such a stupid thing!

-It was a stupid thing. I'm so sorry.

-You make me sick, you f***ing slut.

Slut?

"Kim"? You have her number

programmed into your cell phone?

-Who is this dirty whore?

-I didn't sleep with her!

-Who is this f***ing whore?

-I didn't sleep with her!

-No. But you wanted to, right?

-No!

-Bullshit. Is she prettier than me?

-No!

-Liar!

-No, Jen!

What am I supposed to do now, huh?

What the f***

am I supposed to do now?

You've ruined everything!

Will you listen to me?

Nothing happened!

Nothing? You kissed her.

You were out with another woman

all night. I'm pregnant.

-Is that f***ing nothing to you?

-Yes! No!

How many times did you kiss her?

Don't you dare lie to me.

Several times.

Oh, God, you make me sick!

But it didn't mean anything, baby.

She made me realize

I want to spend the rest of my life

with you. I know that now.

I'm three months pregnant and you're

already out trying to f*** other women!

What's gonna happen

How could I ever trust

anything you say again?

Jenna.

F*** you, man. It's over.

-Jenna.

-Get out right now.

I'll tell you when you can come back

and get your sh*t.

Maybe Kimmy can help you pack.

-Jenna, we're having a baby.

-No.

No, I am the one having this baby.

I'm the pregnant one, not you.

And she's better off with no father

than a lying a**hole like you!

You're overreacting.

It was a couple kisses.

After three years, Jenna, things happen.

-Not to me, they don't! Get out!

-And go where?

Get out of here! Go back to f***ing Kim!

What, are you gonna f***ing stab me,

Jenna?

-Get out!

-Are you out of your f***ing mind?

-Get the f*** out of here!

-Are you out of your f***ing mind?

-Get the f*** out!

-F*** you! F*** you!

-Hello.

-Hey. Don't hang up.

Look, I'm so sorry about before.

I think...

God, I must've had too much to drink

or something,

but if I promise not to try to kiss you

or anything,

will you come over here and talk to me?

I really need to talk to you.

Anna?

Anna?

-Hi.

-Hey.

I promise I won't touch you.

Hey.

I don't care about tomorrow

or anything else.

I just care that you're here.

F***!

Oh, f***!

Why'd you leave

without saying goodbye?

I have to go to this work thing.

I didn't want to wake you up.

Have you seen my keys?

You can't wait to get back to her,

can you?

Can you just please

help me find my keys?

What did I do?

You didn't do anything, Kim.

You're amazing.

You were amazing.

Last night was perfect.

Here.

Thank you.

Are you gonna call me?

I'll call you.

Unlock the door, Jenna.

I'm packing. Come back later.

The house will be empty.

No. You have to come talk to me.

Things are not going to end like this.

-Like I did this. Move your foot.

-I panicked. I made a huge mistake.

F***!

Jenna, open the door!

Michael?

-Is anything wrong?

-Everything's fine. I locked myself out.

-Jenna, you're having our baby!

-Yeah, well, maybe I won't keep it!

Don't you ever say that, Jenna.

Don't ever say anything like that

ever again!

I can do whatever the hell I want.

We're not married, remember?

-We're both free, just like you wanted.

-I made a mistake.

You're right. Too late, man.

Move your goddamn foot.

Hi.

Hi, darling.

What's going on?

Jenna?

Sweetheart.

Oh, honey.

Sweetheart, what's the matter?

All right, come on.

Come on, just come in.

Oh, sweetie. You'll be fine, sweetheart.

-Jenna?

-Hey, it's me.

-Hello.

-Is she there?

Anna?

I'm coming over. Please don't tell her.

I know I'm being such a pain in the ass

right now,

but I had to come and see you.

-Hi.

-Hi.

I know you're like, "This girl's a freak,

get her away from me,"

but I have something for you.

Don't you want to know what it is?

I made you, like, the best mix CD ever.

I mean, there's a ton of stuff on it.

Like some really cool Madison bands

that I'm sure you've never heard

of before.

And, like, the first song

that we danced to.

And there's also, like,

this song of me playing the flute

which you're gonna think

is totally God-awful. But I thought it'd...

-Kim.

-What?

There's something I have to tell you.

There's something I have to tell you.

I'm having a baby with a woman

that I'm very much in love with.

You told me that you were confused,

that you wanted to leave her.

I know. I was confused, Kim.

I was so confused.

And it was wrong of me

to get you tangled up in that.

How could you not tell me

that you were having a baby?

Because I'm an a**hole.

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