The Last Resort

Are you ready?

It won't be long now.

You two go that way.

Do you mind?

You and I go inside.

Let's go.

Are you so afraid to be truly free?

What did you do to her done, a**hole?

Do you hear it?

Whatever I wanted.

That's the point, right?

You, Devil.

Ya, well, this is it, guys!

Let's get ready to party,

b*tches.

Wow, we are so close to the beach.

This is really nice.

Open up.

We are here.

Welcome, my dear Kat...

..your bachelor paradise,

Mexico style.

I can't believe you guys did

all this for me.

- Well, thanks Sophia.

None of this would have happened

without her.

- That is not true.

Amber found the house and Beth...

- Stop it! You're the best friend

in the whole world...

..and we know it all.

- Ok, ok, enough.

Ok..ok, can we quit stalling?

Let's go.

Packed light as usual?

- Hey, be nice to me.

This is my week.

Hello, handsome.

Oh, my God!

Look at this...

Thought you were bringing the

decorations from home?

Margarita's, everyone?

- Oh, oh, make mine a double

- Or a triple.

- Alrite, easy there,

vodka.

The sugar in these things you will

give you a wicked hangover.

And don't even get me started on

the empty calories.

I will have mine straight.

Pin the penis on a Mexican dude?

Sweet!

Can we play now?

I'm gonna call my parents,

tell we got here, ok?

- Oh, come on, Beth.

I'm sure, you go one night...

..without calling your parents

before checking-in.

Now, have a drink...

..and go pin that cock on the wall.

I need you all to promise me that even

if I try to turn my phone on...

..you will rip it out off my hand and

throw it in the ocean.

- Ok, enough talk.

Can we decide the first part

of the night, already?

- Not until we have put these on.

I am the bride.

You do realize that I would never

wear that, right?

- Come on, Jess!

We'll will, it will be fun.

- Fine! Never again after this weekend,

okay?

Oh, oh..wait!

You can't forget these.

Oh, my God!

You are getting laid,

if you like it or not.

Oh, come on!

- I will take it.

My penises are stuck!

Alright, ladies!

Let's do this.

Try to keep with me, girls.

I'm drinking until dawn.

She lost 15 pounds after the break-up.

And after which she started drink phase.

- Did you tried to talk to her?

- Maybe, I do not know.

When I did it she just kinda

changed the subject...

..and totally defensing herself.

Oh, this is beautiful?

Is it me?

Let me see.

No!

Here!

The bar is right here.

Quit stalling.

- I just want something to memorize

the trip...

..you know, something I don't get

in New York.

- But you can get that exact same bracelet

on Canal Street.

- Since when you have been in Canal Street?

Like it?

For you, $ 10.

Thank you.

Do you take American?

- Thank you.

Yes.

You seem like a very nice girl.

Very clever.

May I read your palm?

I will predict the future.

I think, she wants to read your palm.

You have a very strong love line.

You're very passionate, right?

Men loves your type...

You meet a sudden...

Let go!

- What did she say?

I see a dark road infront of you.

If you don't listen,

death will devour you!

Ya, that was a kinda freaky.

- Oh, come on!

Who cares what she said?

We are wasting valuable drinking time.

Let's go!

Without speaking a word,

..get a guy to buy you a drink.

- Oh, that was mine.

Can you get me a man's version

of this game?

I can't even keep up with this version!

- Oh, you're doing just fine.

Oh, great!

Here we go.

She is awesome.

You're!

Now, please don't encourage her.

Did she just suck it out of his pants?

Got something a little more

challenging?

- Yeah!

Try not being such a cocktease!

- Whatever!

May be you should being a cocktease.

Guys, I think those guys are looking

over here!

I think, those guys are coming

over here.

Good evening ladies.

I'm Jeremy...

Jeremy Spencer,

guy with two first names.

This here is my best friend in the

whole wide crazy world!

- Rob Aimsley.

Mind, if I sit down?

Please, please,

please tell me...

..that you're not Kathleen.

- No, I'm Beth.

I'm Kathleen.

- It's a pleasure, treasure!

Hi, I'm Jessica.

- Hi.

So, where you all come from?

- New York, Boston,

Providence.

- Wow, worldly.

We are from Texas.

- I went to Dallas for a real estate

convention last fall...

..lots of cowboy hats.

- Really?

That's cool.

- We're from Austin, so it's not

really that many cowboys.

But..but we could be cowboys if you

want us to be!

If you are not cowboys,

what do you do?

- We work in television.

Rob, here is a producer.

He's the big boss man.

- Not really the boss.

- Come on, dude,

don't be modest.

So what brings you two,

down here?

- We are celebrating.

Rob, here, just got a huge promotion too!

- Congratulations!

Then you can buy us all a shot!

- Perfect!

- Ok.

So, what will it take you to kiss me?

Look, I really like you...

I just..

Just, you know...

I'm not gonna sleep with you!

- Wow! You don't beat around the bush,

do you?

Mind, if I?

- It's just that I like...

..don't do that, ever.

- Alright.

Are you into somebody else...

..or you just playing it hard to get,

what?

- It's just not gonna happen.

- What's the deal then?

What's going on here?

What are we doing?

- The deal is, I gonna go dance with

my girlfriends.

And if you're lucky to hook-on,

I suggest that drunk girl over there,

who's falling out of her cute top.

Hi.

What do you think of the goof-up?

I'm not sure why,

but I think I kinda like him.

We knewed it!

I mean..

I mean we knew better!

I think, we actually considering

going home with him!

- Oh, no, no!

Not our Betty-Wetty.

- Well, a part of me kinda wants to.

- What?

No way!

- Are you serious?

Is hell's freezing over or something?

Just boys!

Hey, you guys,

stop!

Come on,

let's go...

So, what's it like working in television?

- You know, it's...

I don't...

- really produce TV shows?

- Ya, I'm sorry!

Really!

Jeremy convinced me that would

be a good idea...

- to help you score with the ladies!

- I need all the help I can get.

What you really do?

- Tenth-grade English teacher.

- Really?

You know...

I had this huge crush on my tenth-grade

English teacher.

Look!

Look what I got.

- Where did you get?

- I guess, from him?

- You're smart.

He is smart.

Sorry.

About that crush?

You know, it all happened on a

field trip to the beach.

- I'm sure, we can find a beach somewhere.

- Oh, really?

- Mind, take a walk?

Ya,

Give me one second

Hey!

- Here you go!

Hey, how it's going with the boss man?

- So far good.

Sophia and the boss man sitting

on a tree...

F-U-C-K!

Oh, my God!

You should totally go f*** his brains out!

Because what stays in Mexico,

happens in Mexico, right?

Wait, wait!

Do you mind if I leave with him?

- Oh, go!

One of us should get laid tonight!

- You know, are you sure?

This is your week...

- Go, go, do it.

Knock yourself out!

I'll meet you in time for breakfast.

Bye guys! Okay, bye!

- Bye.

That was awesome.

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