The LEGO NINJAGO Movie Page #2

(YELLING AND SCREAMING)

General Number One,

- take the TV station.

- 10-4!

- What?

- (STATIC)

General Number Five,

- crash the stock market.

- Okey-doke.

GARMADON:

General Number Three,

- knock over that table.

- (GRUNTS)

GARMADON:
General Number Two,

pop that kid's balloon.

(CRIES)

GARMADON:
General Number Four,

make the school bus

dangle precariously

over an overpass or something.

I've never seen that before!

(GRUNTS)

- (KIDS SCREAMING)

- (TIRES SCREECHING)

KID:
We're gonna die!

GARMADON:
Now,

all I have to do is climb

to the top of NINJAGO Tower,

and then I will rule

over NINJAGO.

Wait. What?

GARMADON:
I said I will rule

over NINJAGO, forever!

GARMADON:
(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

Where are the ninjas?

(METAL MUSIC PLAYING

ON HEADPHONES)

(HUMMING ALONG)

- (STUDENTS GASP)

- MS. LAUDITA:
Uh-oh.

- (SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)

- It's Garmadon!

STUDENTS:
Thanks, Lloyd.

MS. LAUDITA:
You know what

to do. Duck and cover!

ALL:
Can I have

a bathroom pass?

I think you mean, "May I."

"May I have a bathroom pass?"

You know what?

Do whatever you want.

Come on, come on!

(MOTORBIKE REVVING)

NINJAS:
Ninja, go!

NINJA COMPUTER:
Ninja computer

system initiated.

NYA:
Come on!

LLOYD:
Ninja team,

shout out your call signs.

- Ha-ha!

- LLOYD:
Kai, light it up!

KAI:
Whoo! Fire mech!

So ninja!

NINJA COMPUTER:

Fire mech ignited.

KAI:
All right,

take it away, sis!

Water mech.

Ready and standing by.

- Zane!

- KAI:
Come on!

- LLOYD:
Your turn, buddy!

- Ice mech.

(ON SPEAKERS)

Loading. Loading. Loading...

LLOYD:
Ready, Jay?

Yeah, yeah, I got this.

Lightning mech, ready.

Wait! No, not ready. Ready.

NYA:
Cole, do you wanna kick

Garmadon's butt?

COLE:
Earth mech.

NINJA COMPUTER:
Turntables

at 33 and a third RPM.

COLE:
Ready and standing by.

LLOYD:
Green Ninja.

Ready and standing by.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

LLOYD:
All ninjas, hit it!

All right, ninjas, follow me!

JAY:
As long as we have

these mechs,

we're unstoppable!

ZANE:
If we were the Beatles,

you would be John,

you would be Paul,

you would be George

and I would be their computer.

CROWD:
Run!

CITIZEN:
Everybody, run!

CITIZEN 2:

Get away from the docks!

CITIZEN 3:

We're all gonna die!

We're all gonna die!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah!

WOMEN:
Ninjas!

WOMAN:
There they are. Ninjas.

MAN:
Go, Ninjas! Go!

KID 1:
Thank you for coming

to help us, Ninjas!

(ALL CHEERING)

KID 2:
We love you,

Green Ninja!

LLOYD:
Jay, you take the air.

10-4, good buddy.

Nya, water.

NYA:
It's a dangerous

and fascinating environment.

LLOYD:
I know, right?

Kai, Zane, and Cole,

you guys take downtown.

KAI:
Already here, dude.

Taking some heavy fire.

COLE:
Hold on, Kai.

I got you covered.

Have you heard

my latest track?

It's a smash.

KAI:
Thanks, Cole.

LLOYD:
Jay, you've got bogeys

on your six.

NINJA COMPUTER:
You've also

got them on your three,

one, seven, five,

six, eight, nine, and two.

BOGEY PILOT:

I've got good tone.

Firing.

Too close for missiles.

Switching to crabs!

Crab! Crab! Crab!

Crab! Crab! Crab!

JAY:
Oh, crabs! Crabs!

BOGEY PILOT:
Get your affairs

in order, Lightning Ninja.

JAY:
Ah! I gotta charge up

my supersonic dynamo.

Come on, charge!

Charge!

Hurry up!

Charge, charge, charge!

Charge! Hurry up!

Charge, charge!

Clear!

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

NYA:
Whoo-hoo!

Whoo! Bam!

Zane, you are the man!

Yes. I'm a normal

human teenager.

LLOYD:
Nice work, guys.

I'm going after Garmadon.

(GRUNTING)

KID:
Somebody help us!

LLOYD:
Classmates, hold on.

(KIDS SCREAMING)

(BEEPING)

DRAGON MECH:
Roar!

LLOYD:
Oh, no!

(KIDS SCREAMING)

CITIZEN:
N-I-N-J-A!

CROWD:
N-I-N-J-A! Ninjas!

(ALL CHEERING)

Thank you, Green Ninja!

KID 1:
You're our hero!

KID 2:
I wanna be him

when I grow up!

Hey, Lloyd, your dad...

I mean, uh...

Garmadon's almost

at the mayor's office!

I'm on it.

(GARMADON LAUGHS)

We've got you surrounded,

Garmadon.

GARMADON:
(ON SPEAKERS)

You're too slow, Green Ninja.

You can't catch me.

Where am I?

Am I over here?

Or am I over there?

You are right behind

that building.

I can see your shark tail

sticking out.

GARMADON:

Oh, let me grab that.

Where's Garmadon now?

Am I over here, here, here?

Or am I over there,

there, there, there?

It's like a house of mirrors

in here.

Do you think

you're hiding right now?

Do you actually think

I can't see you?

Well, if you can see me,

why don't you shoot me?

Ow! That was, like,

in my kidney!

Why do you want to conquer

NINJAGO so badly?

Because there's something

very, very special here.

What?

I'm gonna let the walls down

for just a second,

Green Ninja.

Go... Go on.

About 16 years ago,

I lost something

I should have never given up.

(STAMMERS)

What is it? Just say it.

It's okay, you can say it.

I had this guitar in college,

and I traded it stupidly for,

like, a jacket or something.

That's what you were

referring to?

Yeah. What else would I be

referring to?

I don't know.

Maybe something else.

- Think about it.

- What? No!

Are you sure

there's not any other

sort of connection

you have to the city?

- Nothing?

- There is someone

in the city I love very much.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

I remember when I first

laid eyes on him.

Go on.

The last time

I saw him was, uh,

I guess about

16 years ago, too.

Yeah?

I was just

an irresponsible kid and...

Uh-huh.

There was this

guy who made,

probably, the best sushi

I've ever had in my life.

You never knew

what was coming next.

And you didn't even order.

It was one of those places

where you don't

even get a menu.

Omakase.

Is that the name of the place?

LLOYD:
No, that just means

he brings it to you...

That is!

That's the name of the place.

LLOYD:
...and you don't

choose, he chooses.

- That's the place.

- Omakase.

Anyway, just to clarify,

nothing, nothing else, if you

really racked your brain,

there's no other connection?

Yes. There was a boy

that I had in my life.

(STAMMERS)

What happened to your child?

He was bald, had no teeth,

couldn't chew,

always crying, couldn't walk.

Couldn't even walk.

I mean, I was like,

"What are we gonna do

with this kid?"

I'm like, "I don't want

a hairless, crying son

- (LLOYD SHUSHING)

- "for the rest of my life."

- Zip it! Zip! No!

- And that was when

I made the decision

to go away and live my life.

LLOYD:
Stop talking!

You're done!

NINJA COMPUTER:
Mega missile

mode. Right claw missile.

Left claw missile.

Feet bombs.

Tongue rocket. Spine missile

one, two, three, four.

Tail rocket, one, two...

Eye missile.

Other eye missile.

Toenail missile. Wrist rocket.

Head missile.

Other head missile.

Backup head missile.

Metacarpal missile.

Butt torpedoes.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

Oh. Phew.

Just one day till retirement.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(GARMADON COUGHS)

GARMADON:
Jeez, where did

that come from?

I did not see that coming.

(COUGHING)

Your missiles are very

accurate, Green Ninja.

Too bad for you,

I upgraded all of my shields!

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