The Lesser Blessed
Fort Simmer,
Northwest Territories.
Been here
since my accident.
Not much to do if you're not
into booze or sports.
...man, f*** the West 40,
it's sh*t, man...
Passing through Alberta,
I know this place
Oh, yeah?
Right on!
Yeah, but we need
a ride.
Well, we can borrow
my aunt's car.
before we leave the town...
Hey, shut up!
Just yesterday I took it
down to the dump
at 120 clicks...
Know what, man?
Don't be cheap.
Stay...
F*** you... I'm learning!
Okay? I'm learning...
Yo, what up!
How you doin', man?
Where you been, man?
Werewolf Larry, is that you?
Larry!
Are you gonna fight me this time?
Or you gonna run away like a little b*tch?
Don't let me catch you watching us, animal!
Or I'll skin you!
Juliet Hope
has the eyes of an angel...
She could suck a man dry
with those eyes...
After the nuclear war
when we all turn cannibal
and start
to eat one another...
She won't be involved.
eat dead things.
My mother's tearduct was
destroyed by my father
years ago and it stopped
working forever.
We have a new face
You look familiar,
Mr. Beck.
Yeah, Mr Harrister.
I'm that guy who passed out on your lawn.
So, the model that we have...
...supply and demand.
...Around the mid-1800's.
The beavery trade... prevalent.
F***, man...
Economics can only exist
when we create scarcity...
Darcy McManus...
He has a chunky ass
and a moose cock.
We both grew up in the same hell hole
across from my lake.
He's had it in for me
He holds my secrets
under his fingernails.
Mr. Beck...
I'm listening...
Is there any way I can accomodate you
in making this a more enjoyable experience.
As a matter of fact,
Mr. Harrister,
yes, there is.
Ah, and what might that be?
Well...
We get to stare at this ugly blackboard,
and you get to face the sun.
I want a piece of that.
I say, we rearrange
our arrangement of these desks,
and switch our bodies the other
way, so we can face the sun.
You'd get some sunshine,
warming up your backside,
everybody will be happy.
Even you, Mr. Harrister.
So, who's with me, class?
What do you think?
Come on, Mr. H...
It's a good idea.
It really is...
Get out!!!
You're a tough man, babyfingers.
...we poked
a hole in it,
so the water would come out slowly,
people were like,
what the f***...
Yo, man, my name's Sammy,
but my boys call me
Mustache Sammy.
Been growing this f***er since
I went swimming nut to nut.
Know what I'm sayin'?
Most guys
love French class
because of Mademoiselle's
Simone's French titties.
They're so perky.
But I have
my own reasons.
It's coming from upstairs.
Mr. Harrister's class.
Jonny.
Hey...
Do you know who sits here?
No.
Oh...
Okay...
What's up, f*ggot?
I seen your mom passed out in a ditch.
F***ed her for fifteen bucks.
You like burning sh*t, buddy?
That's some original sh*t, Darby.
It's Darcy, a**hole.
Mr. Beck...
Darcy, give me
some room...
Detention.
Tomorrow morning,
8:
15am.Eight-fifteen!
What tribe are you?
Chip?
Cree?
Dogrib.
Dogrib, huh?
This guy Jed, told me that our tribe
came from this woman that
gave birth to six puppies.
That's really something.
You comin'?
Hey, that Mr. Harrister,
what a Leonard.
Leonard who?
Not a who, a what.
You mean babyfingers?
Yeah.
The f***'s a leonard?
Uh...
A monge...
a face-melt.
You know, a stick.
What?
An a**hole.
Oh...
You sure are daring, man.
You're only beautiful once.
Holy sh*t!
Damn ravens.
Can you give me a hand?
Yeah, I think I'm gonna be a leonard
and, uh, get the hell home.
Suit yourself, man.
Hey, uh, you should come over later.
Connibear Park, third floor.
Bring some food.
Sol later.
Later.
My mom had cut her hair
since the last time Jed split
and it hadn't grown back
to its original length.
dizzy sh*t for doing that.
Is Jed coming in soon?
I think something happened out hunting...
Thought he'd be here by now.
Said he wants to take
you hunting when school's out.
Yeah... I've heard
that before.
Edanat'e.
What?
That means how are you.
Oh...
Don't panic, I made bannock.
Wow.
Yourself?
Yeah.
That's really cool,
that's cool...
I just gotta finish up in here.
Did you already butter that stuff?
Yeah. Do you have
raspberry jam?
Naw, we're kinda strapped
until my mom can get some cash.
Things are pretty
horror-show right now.
Not too dry?
No, it's just right.
So... you live
with your mom?
I hate this place already.
Can't wait to leave.
Gonna live with my dad.
He's trying to get a job in Yellowknife,
If he gets it, he's gonna come get us.
Right, Donny?
F***, yeah.
What about you?
Were you born here?
Nah.
Your old man around?
No.
You got hair on your nuts, or what?
Donny...
Sorry, 'bout that, Lare.
It's all right.
Nothing personal, Lare,
but you should probably
take off before my mom gets here.
All right...
Later.
See you later, chief.
Sol.
Hey...
Larry?
That was your desk with
the roses on it, right?
In Mr. Harrister's class?
Yeah...
Okay.
I pray you get
your skull crushed.
Bleed for a day, Darcy.
Just bleed for a day.
WHACK!
Back to classes!
Everyone!
SLAM!
Some things
in life are inevitable.
So, he ran to the sink...
How's Donny doing?
Found her stash yesterday.
Was hoping the guy'd be a kid
a little longer, you know?
So, why did you leave Hay River?
No one left to f***.
So...
Juliet Hope.
She's somethin'.
What's wrong?
Did you know...
that if you lay down...
and listen to your tummy...
you can hear all sorts
of machinery down there.
No sh*t.
And if you lay and listen long enough...
your a**hole will start to itch.
Why's that?
That's your tapeworm peeking out.
Don't make fun
of him...
At night, my tapeworm
comes out and we play.
Larry Sole...
You're the most interesting
thing in this sh*t town.
He'll do whatever you
want all day tomorrow.
Ten dollars, let's go!
He's not that...
He's all right.
Nine bucks!
Nine bucks, there we go!
Love it!
Going once,
going twice, sold...
Okay, this is a slave auction,
ladies and gentlemen.
Raising money for the final dance.
You gotta do better, or it's just going
to be me and Clarence
D.J-ing again.
Our next item up for bid has
raised a lot of eyebrows
since coming from his
last school, Hay River...
Let's give a nice, warm
welcome to Mr. Jonny Beck!
Let's start this!
Ten dollars, where is it?
Where do I hear it?
Twelve dollars, who's got that?
Bam, right there.
Twelve dollars!
Come on, let's keep going!
Love it, love it!
Twenty? Forty?
Fifty!
Fifty!
Seventy-five!
My boy's got seventy-five!
Let's keep going now!
Eighty!
Ooooh...
Ninety-five!
Man, where do you get
all this money from?
Don't you owe me
like twenty... Anyway...
A hundred.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"The Lesser Blessed" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 21 Nov. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/the_lesser_blessed_20683>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In