The Libertine Page #6
be available to gentlemen for...
..strapping around the middle
for the execution of this scene?
l had not envisaged you to be so encumbered.
l feel the scene should be given ...in the flesh.
And will we give...two performances on the day?
No, Mr Harris.
Oh, l am glad to hear that from the author.
With the dress rehearsal, the court performance
and the public showing, l envisage three.
Right. l don 't know if you've met
my regular understudy, Mr Lightman .
He's a most dependable fellow.
Sir, you have the honour
of playing my understudy.
Well, l shall take this opportunity
to withdraw from the engagement.
You are one of life's understudies!
lf tonight goes wrong,
we'll be at war within a week.
Have faith.
Whatever else may go wrong,
your words will command admiration .
They always do.
Lizzie. You're looking pale.
Molly, work the magic of your art on Mrs Barry.
There's the French ambassador.
No. Makes me weepy.
All you ladies of Merrie England
who have been to kiss the duchess's hand
Pray did you lately observe in the show
A noble ltalian called Signor Dildo?
l weep, but from a different end.
Who helped to conduct her over the Main
But now she cries out, ''To the Duke l will go''
''l have no more need for Signor Dildo!''
The good Lady Southesk broke into a laugh
Very good, this ltalian workmanship.
People pay more for quality.
The fops were undone,
The discretion and vigour of Signor Dildo
l'd like to meet the man who wrote this.
Then away with these nasty devices and show
How you rate the just merits of Signor Dildo
Ooh, aah, Signor Dildo
Ooh, aah, Signor Dildo
Ooh, aah, Signor Dildo
Thus in the zenith of my lust l reign .
l eat to swive and swive to eat again .
Let other monarchs who their sceptres bear
to keep their subjects less in love than fear
be slaves to crowns
My pintle only shall my sceptre be.
My laws shall act more pleasure than command
and with my prick, l'll govern all the land.
Chas, tell me this ain 't happening.
He's gonna get his prick out any second.
l can feel it in my water.
lt's very amusing, because in France
he would be executed for this.
ROCHESTER:
The King commands all menfrom humid c*nt to humane arsonist
Buggery we choose and buggery we'll allow
l do proclaim the manly arse so firm
shall be the sole recipient
of sperm !
CHARLES ll:
Lord Rochester, this portrayal of yours...
..would it be based on a particular monarch?
No, Your Highness.
My character is far too fantastic a creation
ever to have drawn breath.
Now resume your seat.
You're intruding on my stage.
No, you're intruding on mine.
l hand you a chance to show your shining talent
and what do you give me in return ?
A pornographic representation of a royal court
where the men deal only in buggery
and the women 's sole object of interest
is the dildo!
Johnny!
Disappear? People don't disappear.
Monsieur Barrillon.
Your Majesty, it is with regret that l must
make my return to France tout de suite.
l hate racing.
The sport of kings? The sport of peasants!
Come on , Georgie. You like it when you win .
l must have seen the backside of 60 today.
Vanishing Spark. Why did you let me
bet on a horse called Vanishing Spark?
What the f***?
Johnny?
Gents
spare a drink for a couple of chums?
Where've you been ?
Our show was such a success in the capital,
we had to undertake
an extensive tour of the provinces.
Now, where's the f***ing drink?
Come on , Charlie, get out your winnings.
CHARLlE:
This is i gentlemen !This is the residence of the whore
personally recommended by Mr Dryden himself,
who glories in the name of Molly Noakes
Well, what are we waiting for?
- Open up, keepers of the gate!
- Molly!
Molly!
- Molly...
- Molly!
- Gentlemen ?
ROCHESTER:
Where's Molly?DOWNS:
We want Molly and we want her fast.Young man , you are pissing on my top boots.
Yes, fellow.
But you are a whorehouse doorstep man
and we are the cream of the country.
l am Constable of the Watch.
Dryden can 't even write a shag map.
You , sir, are a rogue and a liar.
Murder!
Help!
Now, then , gentlemen ...
l do believe there's been
a small species of error.
We are Johnny! Johnny!
Johnny!
No!
Argh!
Argh!
My eyes!
Johnny, please...
Johnny!
l told you .
CHARLES ll:
lt's been six monthsWhere the f*** is he?
Find him
Your Majesty.
l find myself at the gates of death
Scarce wih the reasonable hope
of ever seeing you again
Wih my sickness
i seems the world has turned hateful of me
But l will rise again to right this injustice
and take back your heart
The mercury cures the pox,
but it scrambles the mind.
Poses a problem for a gent, does it not?
Shh. Johnny, shush.
He's been seen in Cheapside,
accompanied by a serving man and a whore.
lf he's very drunk, he'll be no problem.
lf he's a bit drunk, be careful.
What if he's sober?
You've got the wrong man .
Ladies and gents!
Gather near !
Listen well.
For l got a doctor's cure to sell.
Mouth, stomach, knees and toes.
All be cured by Dr Bendo.
Little chicken.
Questurino!
Mayo.
ln honestus.
Gulpo.
Poofay.
ln flatuo. ln flatuo.
The French, Parliament, his syphilitic earlship.
from half a dozen directions at once,
and it don 't accord with my majestic dignity.
We have three confirmed sightings.
Our sources are impeccable.
Take me to them. Now.
l've shut up shop for the day.
l had to turn 40 people away.
l think it mean work
cozening citizens of their money.
We made 80 today.
We are here for our recreation .
We're here cos
we can't show our faces.
Do you ever think...on our Lord Jesus Christ?
He was cast like me into the wilderness.
He was scorned and reviled.
He was betrayed by his followers.
l believe that in most respects,
his life was of a different character from yours.
He would have brought Billy Downs
back from death.
Ach, these are wandering thoughts.
Leave me.
Go!
Johnny!
Johnny!
Argh ! Johnny!
Leave him alone!
On your knees.
l'm not impressed.
lt has taken you six months to find me.
You think in six months l've given you
more than five minutes' thought?
Those Parliament bastards
wih the new bill to exclude my successors
Subtle.
lnstead of chopping kings' heads off,
you pick and choose the ones you want.
That's my civil war. Not you .
Mr Etherege is packing out the Dorset Gardens
with you as the greatest spark on Earth.
The East End is throwing down its purse
for you to be a quack doctor.
And the town has you branded as a coward
who leaves his friend to die in a brawl.
All men would be cowards...
if they only had the courage.
The boy died and you ran off.
l have to go too far, do you see?
l must always exceed
or l do not feel like l'm alive.
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