The Little Death Page #6

Which girl do you want to

speak to, hon?

Can I just put you on hold

for a second?

Hello? Who do you want

to talk to?

Sorry, my name is Monica. I'm

calling from Video Relay...

I don't care, sweetie.

Just tell me

who you want to talk to

and I'll put you through, OK?

Yes, sorry, hold on.

- What are the options?

- Depends what you're into.

What have you got?

Lesbian, straight sex,

domination, blondes,

interracial, deep throat,

chubbies, trannies,

cougars, swingers, Asians,

gang bang,

big tits, small tits,

double penetration,

triple penetration,

squirting, arse to...

...midgets,

barely legal, gonzo,

bukaki, anal, you tell me,

we've got different girls

for different things.

- Straight blonde, please.

- Connecting you now.

Hey, this is Sonya.

Who's this?

Hi, this is Monica

calling from...

You sound really cute, Monica.

I don't normally do girls

but I'm so horny tonight,

I'll make an exception.

No, no, sorry, no. No.

I'm calling from Video Relay.

My name is Monica.

I have a caller on the line

that uses sign language and

I'll be interpreting the call

for both of you tonight.

What?

If you talk to me, I will

sign to the caller who's deaf

and he will sign back to me

and I will talk to you.

He's deaf?

Yes, that's right, he's deaf.

So he can't hear me?

No, he can't hear anything,

he's... deaf.

But he can see your hand signs

of everything I say?

Yes, sign language.

That's right.

I know a couple of words

in sign language.

I know 'c*nt face'

and 'sunrise'.

Can he see me?

Like, what I'm doing?

No, nobody can see you.

He can see me. You're just

on a regular phone.

Right, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

- What does he look like?

- Um...

He's cute... I guess?

Look, can we just get started,

please?

Sorry,

what was his name again?

It'll be easier if you talk

to me as if I'm him.

What's your name?

- Sam.

- F***, that's slow.

Yeah, sorry,

there's going to be a lag.

What are you doing up so late,

Sam?

Just finishing some work. You?

I was waiting for you to call.

MONICA:
What are you wearing?

Pink bra and panties.

What are you wearing?

- Just boxer shorts.

- Is he?

No, he's wearing a hoodie...

Why don't we take

those little shorts off?

Sorry, can you hang on

for one second?

Oh, sh*t.

Am I still holding?

What the f***?

Oh, my God, yes, I'm so sorry.

Um...

Can you repeat

what you said last?

I said, why don't

you take your shorts off?

F***in' hell, man.

- Uh, his shorts are off.

- Are you hard?

Sorry, what do you mean

by that?

Oh, f***! It's hard to get

a run on here.

- Ask him is his dick's hard.

- Yeah, of course. Um...

Uh, yes, yes, yes.

Sorry, yes, it is.

You want to put your

big, hard cock in my mouth?

Wow, can we just assume

he's gonna say yes to that?

Well, did he say yes?

Uh, I reckon he will

so can we just imagine

he's popped it all in there

and wrap this up?

- Just f***ing ask him, mate.

- Wow. Killing me. Um...

Wow. He said yes.

Huh! What a shock.

What do you want me to do now,

lover?

Hello? What does he want me

to do now?

We're having a few technical

difficulties here.

Can I just put you on hold

again?

- Yeah, yeah. F***in' hell.

- Thank you.

- Hello, you there?

- Yeah, are you there?

mean, who's the guy?

What the f***'s going on?

Sorry, I'm just going to

backtrack.

Earlier, he said,

please to spit on his penis

to make it all slippery.

- OK.

Tell him I spat on it,

there's spit everywhere,

it's as slippery as f***.

What's the problem?

He wants to... Oh, my God.

He wants to put his penis

in you... your vagina.

- Mm-hm.

- Your wet vagina.

Mmm, oh, f***, yeah.

Oh, I'm dripping wet.

Oh, that feels good.

I want your big, hard cock

to fill me up.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, f***. So deep, it hurts.

You have to eat it, OK?

You can spit it out as much

as you want

but you still have to eat it.

You're just gonna make

yourself dirty and sticky,

Nanna, and then I have

to clean it up.

I'm... I'm so sorry, I'm lost.

What does he have to eat?

Oh, sh*t! Don't tell him that.

I'm just talking to my nan.

And don't tell him that

either.

Listen, can l...?

I gotta do something.

Could you, um,

could you keep him talking

just for, like, one minute?

- Definitely not.

Can you hear that?

It's my nan, OK?

She's had a stroke.

She's f***ed.

I need these calls.

I need the money.

Just for one minute.

It's easier than it looks,

honestly.

Please?

- Fine.

- Thank you, thank you.

OK, great. So just tell him

heaps of stuff

about how good his dick is

and how you want...

Hello? Hello?

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Would you like him

to f*** you hard or slow?

Why would you ask

in the first place?

He would like

to f*** you hard, actually.

SONYA:
Hey, I'm back.

- Oh, God!

- Thank you, help me.

- Where are we at?

Uh, you are being f***ed

from behind.

- Hard, in the arse, I think?

- Well, that was quick.

I know, that's what I said.

OK, um, can you tell me

what to say next, please?

Tell him it's the biggest dick

I've ever had.

Um, and next?

Does he want to put it

in my mouth?

It's just been in your arse.

So?

OK.

SONYA:
What?

What's f***ing funny?

This is a f***ing prank,

isn't it?

It's really not.

- Um, he wants to hang up.

- Well, did he come?

MAN:
Car trouble?

- Yeah.

Can I give you a lift

anywhere?

Um, no, it's fine. Thanks.

- Sure?

- It's fine, I'm sure.

- Thank you.

- Alright. Good luck!

Actually, wait...

Wait, please!

Thank you!

Thanks.

- Thank you.

- No problem. Don't be silly.

Thank you, though.

I really appreciate it.

My pleasure.

I need to get over the bridge,

if that's OK.

- Easy-peasy.

- Thank you.

Um...

Oh, um, actually,

I left the bonnet of

my car open, so I'll just...

No, no, stay there.

I'll get it.

Thanks.

Do you want me to get

anything else from the car?

Captions by CSI Australia

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