The Little Rascals Save the Day Page #7

Come on, Darla.

Good luck, Alfalfa.

You, too, Darla.

I hope you win.

Or at least

come in second.

All right, then,

help me give a warm welcome

to our esteemed

panel of judges

who will be deciding

which act is going to take home

the $10,000

grand prize tonight!

Our first act tonight,

an amazing duo of tap dancers.

Please put your hands

together for Tap Tenacity.

They're really good.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, that was good.

Next on stage,

please welcome

McKible the Magnificent.

For my first trick...

No.

...I'll pull a rabbit

out of this hat.

Alakazam.

I will now shuffle the deck

and magically make your card reappear.

Um, is that it?

No.

That one?

No.

That one?

No.

Amateurs.

For my grand finale,

I will escape from

these solid steel handcuffs

in three seconds.

One, two, three.

Ta-da!

Mystical, wasn't it?

Please help me

welcome to the stage

the new musical stylings

of Waldo and Darla.

Notice how

Waldo's name is first.

Mmm-hmm.

I've been a-searching

All this big wide world

Now finally I found

My candy girl

Candy girl

I found me a girl

Candy girl

She sets my heart awhirl

Candy girl

With hugging

Hugging

And kissing

Kissing

And loving

We're fishing.

The big one got away.

Mine

Mine

Whoa

And he twirls her around.

They're super good.

Yeah, I'd vote for them.

What?

Okay, what?

Candy girl

She vows eternally

Candy girl

Three, two, four.

To hold me

Hold me

And love me

Love me

Until the end of time

He's mine

Mine

Mine

Mine

Whoa

Candy girl

Candy girl

Thank you. Thank you,

everyone. Thank you.

Number one!

Bravo!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That was amazing.

It looks like Waldo and Darla

are the act to beat.

Spanky, I don't think we can compete with

Waldo and Darla.

Oh, come on. What do

they have that we don't?

Uh, fancy costumes.

Great choreography.

And a pretty girl singer.

Face it, we don't

stand a chance.

Okay, men.

Maybe we don't have all those things.

Maybe Waldo has

more money than we do.

Maybe he has more of

everything than we do.

But this it.

Let's go in there together,

as a team and

give it our best.

At least we'll know we tried.

And now,

last but certainly

not least,

our final act.

I'm intrigued by

their name when I saw it.

Please welcome

the one and only

International Silver

String Submarine Band.

Hi, everybody.

Tonight, we're going to perform

I Got You, Babe.

It's an oldie,

but a goodie.

And we'd like to dedicate it

to a very special lady who's here tonight.

- Ready, gang?

- Ready.

And a one

and a two and a...

They say we're young

And we don't know

We won't find

out until we grow

Well, I don't know

if all that's true

'Cause you got me

and baby, I got you

Babe

I got you, babe

I got you, babe

I got flowers

In the spring

I got you

To wear my ring

And when I'm sad

You're a clown

And if I get scared

You're always around

Don't let them say

your hair's too long

'Cause I don't care

With you I can't go wrong

Excuse me a second.

I have to handle something.

Okay.

Then put your

little hand in mine

There ain't no hill

Or mountain we can't climb

Waldo?

What are you doing?

Setting off the fire alarm.

Those Silver String Slimeballs can't win if

they can't finish their act.

But that would be cheating.

That would be winning.

You want to win, don't you?

It's not winning

if you don't win fairly, Waldo.

I just can't believe

you would do something this sleazy.

Like my dad always says,

"It's not how you play the game,

it's winning that counts."

No, you're not, Waldo.

Huh?

What kind of girl are you?

The kind who

doesn't like cheaters

and who has a brown belt

in karate.

Doesn't matter.

They'll never win anyways.

When I'm sad

You're a clown

And if I get scared

You're always around

Don't let them say

your hair's too long

'Cause I don't care

With you I can't go wrong

Then put your

little hand in mine

There ain't no hill

Or mountain we can't climb

Aw...

Babe

I got you, babe

I got you, babe

I got you, babe

I got you, babe

I got you to hold my hand

I got you to understand

I got you to walk with me

I got you to talk with me

I got you

Babe

Everybody!

I got you, babe

I got you, babe

I got you, babe

I got you, babe

I got you, babe

I got you, babe

I got you, babe

I got you, babe

Oh. Looks like the judges

have made their decision.

And the winner is

the International

Silver String Submarine Band!

Bravo!

Grandma.

Oh, you, kids.

Thank you so much.

How are we gonna fit this

check in the ATM machine?

I don't know!

Hey, Alfalfa.

You were great tonight.

Thanks. So were you.

But what about Waldo?

He just became a solo act.

And I'm looking for

a new band to sing in.

Any ideas?

Well, Mrs. Larson,

I hope you're proud of yourself.

Not at all.

I'm just so proud

of my Little Rascals.

Well, what about

the tree house, Dad?

I'll build you another new tree house

from the ground up.

But I want that tree house.

Look, I've got a great architect.

I want... They don't deserve it! I do!

You know.

I want! I want! I want it!

I'll take care of it, all right?

Congratulations, kids.

You were great.

You really were.

I'm even thinking

you could perform

at the policemen's

Fourth of July picnic next month.

That would be awesome.

Or we could perform

at your wedding instead?

Uh, my wedding?

No. Alfalfa.

Yeah, hasn't he asked

you to marry him yet?

He showed us

the ring and everything.

Uh...

He certainly has,

and I just told him...

"Yes."

You have?

She has.

Yes?

Aw.

Hi, Grandma.

Well, you're just in time.

- Who wants muffins?

- Me!

Get in line. Ready?

Okay.

I caught it.

Thank you, Grandma!

Here we go.

Come on, gang.

Wow!

Home, sweet home.

And how!

And how.

Keep your

eyes closed. Ready?

Wow.

Yes, it is "wow."

It's got all the amenities.

Central air and heat,

Italian marble floors, granite countertops.

It's amazing, Dad.

Yes, it is.

Here, you do the honors.

I christen thee

"Club Waldo."

Members only, no riffraff.

Well, built to last.

Didn't see that coming.

I think I still

have the receipt.

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