The Longest Week Page #5
What he forgot to add was
that included himself.
Well, I feel very, very conflicted.
I like the idea of living
up at the summer home.
You know, upstate, life of
a reclusive writer. I really do.
But I'm allergic
to the grass, the clean air,
the bees, the ticks, the badgers,
a bunch of wildlife.
What are you trying to say, Conrad?
I am gonna move in with Beatrice.
That's great news.
Thank you.
Does she know that you're broke
and have no place else to go?
Of... Yes.
Don't you feel guilty about Dylan?
Obviously.
But, you know,
this is actually a very small city
and if you meet an attractive girl,
the chances are great
that one of your friends has
already slept with her or wants to.
You're lying
to yourself, Conrad.
I know.
I'm OK with it.
Ding-dong!
Hi.
Bonjour, Mon amour.
What's going on?
I'm moving in.
What happened to Dylan's?
I was allergic to his sheets
Egyptian cotton.
I have Egyptian cotton.
Well, we'll have to do
something about that.
I think I'm in love with you.
How? It's only been two days.
Then I'm in love
with the idea of you.
Not the actual me?
Well, the idea of someone's
always better.
You can't have sex with an idea.
I'm telling you,
don't put a scratch on it.
I won't.
Your father is going to kill me.
She's waiting.
Come on!
OK. Look alive.
There it is.
Yeah? What do you see there?
Well, I mean, it's obvious, kind of.
Right.
Explosive. It's explosive.
A car, right?
Do you see the...
You see just the headlights?
It's a female orgasm.
I think it's kind of clear.
I didn't...
That the driver is having?
What's wrong?
Um... nothing.
Sitting at Beatrice's piano,
Conrad quietly read Dylan's note.
"In lieu of
unnecessary explanations,"
"please enjoy this Volvo."
Conrad began to feel
an odd sensation
one of guilt.
He had never felt
the emotion before.
I think I have a brain tumour.
What?
Nothing.
I'm not... I'm not in the mood.
I'm sorry.
Sorry. Sorry.
You're never
in the mood anymore.
We had sex last night.
Yeah. You seemed a little distant.
We're just going
through a dry spell.
- Dry spell?
- That's all.
It's only been a week.
Watching Beatrice
as she delicately played the piano,
Conrad felt horrible
for his ceaseless deception.
For a moment, he contemplated
admitting his impoverishment.
Then the moment passed.
I mean, how can I be with someone
that doesn't appreciate
Bach or a Valmont?
This is a classic story,
Conrad. "Pygmalion".
Have you even read "Pygmalion"? This
has nothing to do with "Pygmalion".
Or get the notes
or I'll read it to you.
I've seen "My Fair Lady".
OK, Beatrice, stop right there.
Don't move. OK.
Don't move. Like that.
Beautiful, you're beautiful.
Tu es magnifique, tu es splendide.
Regarde-moi. Give me love.
Give me love. Voil. Comme a.
Do you love me? Smile. Voil.
You love me? You love me?
OK, show me. Show me.
Show me you love me.
Show me. OK! Love!
Hate! Now. Like that.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Love. Hate. Love.
Voil! Encore une. One more.
Chapter One.
Greece was a place he'd visited
many times in his mind.
But on this day...
Jumping forward. Chapter three.
Chapter four.
So how long are they going to be
remodelling the Valmont?
What?
I think. Sometimes they take
a couple of months.
You said weeks.
Well...
Hey. I got your gift.
Hey.
Well, as good as it is to bump
into you guys, I have to go.
I've got my opening tonight.
What part of town's that in?
Whitman Gallery.
Maybe we'll see you there.
Don't know if I... Time.
Who's that girl?
Jocelyn.
That's not Jocelyn.
No. The... the other Jocelyn.
Let's get in this car. Come on.
I gotta go.
Conrad had often professed
that he led a "life of the mind".
Unfortunately for him,
his mind had been damaged
by years of abandonment,
philandering, Tom Collins, and
a two-pack-per-day nicotine habit,
not to mention
The weight of his guilt
The incessant charade
could go on no longer.
What's wrong?
Where were you?
You left me in the concert.
You stayed?
Actually, I did. It was beautiful.
We're out of cigarettes.
Where are we going?
To the Valmont.
Why are we hiding
behind the bushes?
I want you to follow me on
the count of three. Ready? Go!
What?
Hi, Timothy.
Fredrick.
I don't believe
you're supposed to...
Mr. Valmont? Mr. Valmont?
Mr. Valmont! Stop them!
What is going on? This is crazy.
I know. Isn't it fun?
Where are we going?
What? Why are we...?
Shhhh!
Come on!
Please turn on the lights.
What is happening?
It's a game. Hey, if you see
my mother's jewels, get those.
What?
No, we should not do that.
Yeah, we should.
I showed her,
that washed-up debutante.
Sh*t.
Really, really good work, Timothy.
It's Fredrick, sir.
Yes, Fredrick. Sorry. No, I think you
lot are really picking up the pace.
You know where to return
Mother's jewels, right?
That's the penthouse, the East Wing,
the Rhodesian cabinet, third drawer.
I've got my cigarettes.
Please
tell Bernard that I'm very sorry.
I'll be right there, honey.
What was all that about?
I'm not sure
I even know anymore.
Conrad, what is going on?
You know, Beatrice,
I only moved in with you because
I've got no place else to go.
OK, I'm broke.
What do you mean?
I have nothing.
I was kicked out of the Valmont,
parents cut me off.
Conrad, you're nearly 40 years old.
Well, that's completely irrelevant.
I've got separation anxiety,
abandonment issues.
Are you saying you've been lying
to me this entire time?
Yes, but I'm not the only liar.
I saw you with Dylan earlier today.
What? You've been following me now?
I... I was trying to patch things
up between you. God, grow up.
You are not honest with yourself.
That's your problem.
OK, you're always acting so virtuous.
You're always talking about how
you want to be a bohemian musician.
In the end, you're just a model.
Well, at least I have a job.
You have just managed
without worrying about money or
anything else pertaining to reality.
You are just
a philandering narcissist
who's so afraid of being alone
because when you are alone,
you're gonna realise
how empty your life is.
You know what?
I should've gone with Dylan.
Between the two of you, he was
the nice one. You are insufferable.
Didn't seem to bother you
when I was flipping the bill.
Alright, you're just like
the rest of them.
You were only with me for the money.
I am the only girl
you have ever been with
who wasn't just in it
for the money.
And besides, you were broke.
Well... you didn't know that, so...
Staring into the grille
of a bread truck,
Conrad couldn't help
but think of the poor woman
who had been diagnosed with
Witzelsucht, the joking disease.
In a daze, he suddenly began
though he had never studied
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