The Lord of Hangzhou

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Look, it's a nice place

What if we move here?

If we really move the Palace here...

I wonder if Royal Father will scold us?

I don't care if he scolds us or not

Most important is I can fight

You're a girl, can't you be a fair lady?

You have nothing in mind but fighting!

I've learnt martial art for years

so I want someone to fight with me

No one dare to fight with me in the Capital

A stupid king!

Bullshit!

Martial art is an exercise, not for fighting

But I really want to meet some robbers...

Now that our bodyguards are back in town...

I can show them my ability if there're robbers

Better still if they're masked and

with good kung-fu skills

Boatman, wait!

Wait...

Boatman, can you row the boat back here?

Sister, they don't look like robbers,

shall we let them get aboard?

No!

I've paid for the boat

You go away!

I beg you, Miss

Yes, please

Beg me?

You jump over then

Okay, we'll jump!

You robbers!

She said you're robber Miss, we're not robbers!

Master, here

Please don't be misunderstood Shut up!

Miss, please listen to me

Sister, stop at once

Miss, sorry, excuse us

You hear? They apologised already

Is it apology?

What is your name?

I am Chin Chiang, from the Capital

Excuse my asking, where are you rushing?

I'm Mi-chi, I live in Hangzhou

I have urgent matters at home, so I need a boat

Please excuse me

It's okay, it's good you live in Hangzhou

I'm going to Hangzhou as well

I don't know the place, could you be our guide?

Sure, of course

Wait finish my affairs,

I'll show you around town

Good,

come and have a cup of tea now

Good, thanks

You've got what you want now

Don't kill him!

Stop!

Stay put!

Don't move!

Miss, are you alright?

I'm fine, you're kung fu expert

You're flattering me, Miss

Now robbers have gone, who will play with me?

What do you want to play?

Fighting!

Miss... Who is that lady?

My sister, Piyue

What?

Your sister is barbarian,

you're not a good brother either, look!

Okay, I will teach you a lesson if you come again

Why must you get involved?

Miss, don't be too much!

I like that!

Teach her a lesson, plank her asses!

He bullies me!

You deserve this, I think you should be punished

You're unreasonable, apologise to Mi-chi now

I won't apologise!

You conspire with outsiders to bully your sister, what brother are you?

Brother Chin, thanks for giving us a lift

Come to play at my home when we arrive Hangzhou, okay?

You must come, it's a deal

Miss Piyue, goodbye

I must show you around town

when we arrive Hangzhou

It's a deal

Piyue, dare you play at his home?

Why not?

He will beat you

I wonder who will be suffering then

Brother, we must have those robbers...

No, if we alert officers here,

Royal Father will learn, and we can't play on

Right...I forget that Look...

Proprietor, we've tried our best

You're rubbish! You failed to do what I asked you to!

We didn't know Mi-chi and Mi-an interfered with

We could not fight...

with the 4 of them

I won't spare Mi-chi,

he spoilt my plot!

Mi-chi has been travelling for 3 years

He must have made progress in martial art

Proprietor, you must be careful

A man as simple-minded as he...

can't be up to anything at all

Mi-an, how's the funeral going?

Mister, don't worry

With Uncle Kang here, you needn't worry

He can handle even 3 funerals at the same time

Bullshit!

Master! Excuse me

Master! Uncle Kang!

It's bad...

Uncle Kang, what's on?

The dead jumped out from the coffin...

to order you about?

Why...you bullshit?

Master, you must control him

I'll slap myself!

Uncle Kang, what is it?

Master, many guys come for the funeral

No problem, the more the better

Old caretaker worked for us for ages, he had no sons or daughters

Those guys will surely cheer him

Old caretaker is dead, you still cheer everybody?

No...I mean...

it's good if the funeral gets grand

You mean you want to make the funeral hectic

I see...

Go ahead

Master, listen to me...

Now that old caretaker is dead...

you must take good care...

of your huge property

You must care about it...

Uncle Kang, let's talk about that later

Okay, yes...but first listen to me...

you have such huge property...

Uncle Kang, someone wants to see you outside...

Uncle Kang...

Someone wants Uncle Kang?

Yes, someone wants to see you, it's Sister Ho

Uncle Kang, someone wants you, it's true

Uncle Kang...

Go at once, it's true

Coming!

Master, you must remember my words...

Go at once...

You must remember...

It's troublesome

We can't play anymore

Master, you've played for a long time

You should start work now

I only like martial art,

I know nothing about business

How can you fight all the time?

This is not fighting, this is an exercise

Pretext!

Chen, Cheng, how are you?

Master Mi, we've been buddies

But you've been away for 3 years...

We rush here as people say you're back

We're buddies, stop the politeness

We come to see...

if there's anything we can help

Yes,

we have too many people but not enough money

Do you have any?

Don't bullshit, we Mi family has lot of money

Old caretaker was in good luck

He died on a very lucky lunar date

He was luckier than most people

Chen, you mentioned his death happily...

do you want your family to die too?

Don't be so rude!

Master Mi,

I was sad when I heard the news

Old caretaker looked after you so long

and was kind to us all

It is as if my family member had died

Pretend that you were his son and perform his funeral?

Right...you might perform his funeral

I...

I was only joking

Master Mi...

Stop kidding

No joke

Let's stop the talking,

and pay our lost respect to old caretaker

Sure... Come on

Let's go this way

Master, you mustn't run about outside all day

These are ledgers of Mi family

You must do them up well

Uncle Kang, how can I handle them?

You do them for me

Master, how can I do them for you?

I have to cook 3 meals,

clean up...

and to serve your guests

I still have to check the servants...

I...I don't know accounting at all

How can I manage them?

Uncle Kang, I haven't learnt accounting either

Master, you've been away for so long

How come you haven't learnt it?

Mi-an...

Look at yourself...

What have you done with Master these 3 years?

Uncle Kang, he's Master, I can't control him

You speak back?

Let's do while learning

No way...

Forget it...don't talk any more

You go and find me an accountant

It's a deal...

My Master...

We Mi family has such huge property...

how can we find just anyone to manage?

If so...

Master...

A Chin brother and sister looks for Master

Ask them in at once! Stay away from this...

Go and tell that guy...

Tell him Master has gone on a trip...

No...

Uncle Kang, he's my guest, he's my friend

Master, I know he's your friend...

So rude!

Run...we're going now

Just try it myself...

Hello, this way please...

Get refreshment now, go

Yes!

Brother Chin, where've you been these few days?

I don't know Hangzhou well,

I haven't been to anywhere special

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