The Lucky Man Page #2

piata with a baseball bat?

All the little kids got candy,

he got a boot in the ass from

your daddy.

Ay, Teo Chewy.

He was my favorite.

He loved us kids. After my

father was killed, he looked

after me and my mom.

I will always love him for that.

Yeah, he was a good guy.

He lost his wife pretty early in

life and, and just... that drove

him to being a borracho.

(drunk)

Yeah, I get it.

I mean if I ever lost you I'd...

go crazy... just kill me.

I love you, mi amor.

I love you too.

[CAR ENGINE SOUND EFFECT]

[UPBEAT COUTRY ROCK MUSIC]

HONEY WON'T YOU LISTEN

LIQUOR STORE MAN: How ya'll doin'? Come

on in. Don't be shy. Ma'am, there's a...

She's fine buddy!

Where you keep the agave at?

If you mean tequila,

it's right there in

the corner. You can't miss it.

I keep the pints back here.

I got some sales on half

gallons... douche bag.

[COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES]

[COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES]

HONEY WON'T YOU LISTEN

I'M THE ONE FOR YOU

YOU HAD BETTER LIST...-

[SHARP DRAMATIC SOUND EFFECT]

F*** me! [MOANING]

[WHISTLING HEARTBEA SOUND EFFECT AMIDST MOANING]

I got all you can handle.

[LAUGHTER IN UNISON]

Hey! What the hell you think

you are lookin' at? Huh?

You think I can't see

you eye f***in' her?

You ought to take it as a

compliment... don't be such a

f***in' hot head.

Aw, did you really just f***in'

say that? You dumb f***in'

You dumb f***in' country rube,

I ought to come back there

and rip your f***in' head off.

Come on...

Keep the change,

motherf***er!

Ya'll come back

now, ya hear.

HONEY WON'T YOU LISTEN

BEFORE YOU STAY SO LONG

ANYTIME YOU WANT ME

JUST GIVE ME A RING

ON THE TELEPHONE

[ENGINE REVVING]

MOTEL MAN:

Ah, sh*t. No f***in' way.

All right, I'll be right back.

Good evening, my son. Your

vacancy sign is lit up brighter

than a Las Vegas Casino.

Good evening Father,

I can call you Father? Right?

I ain't a father in

the biological or the

Catholic sense,

but you call me pastor,

reverend... just don't call me a

son-of-a-b*tch is all...

the wife and I need

a room for the night.

Oh, sure.

How much is that gonna cost me?

Just so happens that we

have our best room available.

And you know

what, just for you...

I can do a special discount

of thirty nine a night.

There's fifty and keep the

change. Why don't you keep the

T&A off your mind

while you are at work son.

I could see what you were doin'.

Don't you know that Internet

porno sh*t will rot your brain?

Keep it clean.

Might need a wake up call in

the morning, I'll let ya know.

Sure Father, uh,

Reverend. Room One.

Uh, Father... I was

wondering if you could help me

with something?

Sure my son,

what can I do for ya?

Look I... I know this is gonna

be strange coming from a guy you

just met at a motel. But you

know me and my, my old lady

we've been... we've been

fighting a lot lately.

I... If sh*t doesn't change,

I... I'm gonna lose her...

she's... she's gonna leave me.

Could you... pray for us?

You know do like whatever you

spiritual people do? Only if you

want to, Father. You know

what, I'm sorry, I'm way out of

line... I shouldn't have

said anything...

Give me your hand and bow

your head kid. C'mon... uhhhh,

other hand.

Father Almighty, come to

this young man in his hour of

despair, heal him and his lady.

Teach them the wisdom to act

together. Bestow upon them the

power of compromise and...

In Jesus name we pray. Amen.

Thank you!

Thank you so much!

If you need anything at all...

anything, just... just dial zero.

Go in faith son.... Go in faith.

What was

that about? I saw you in there

praying with that guy. Let

me guess, money problems?

Pobrecito. I wish we were rich

and we could help everybody.

Yeah,

it's just some a... poor soul

having trouble with his

girlfriend, asked for a little

help from above. And we are

rich. Alright, just keep saying

that. Speak words into existence

and one day it'll be true.

Just watch and see,

just watch and see.

- We are rich.

- We are rich.

[TELEVISION SOUNDS]

[LAUGHING EFFECT]

God damn

baby can ya please just bring it

down a notch? I'm trying work

on my sermon. I need to

focus on this sh*t, please.

Shut the

hell up Johnny. You never let me

have any fun.

What's up your ass any way?

You ever get the feeling that

God's giving me a purpose?

Maybe God gave me a gift. That

woman... in the chair, she got

up and walked after I touched

her. I always think they're

bullshittin' but, maybe they

were all healed. I mean maybe

God gave me... a gift. When I

was a little kid I used to think

I could heal animals. Maybe even

raise the dead. Becca I really

think God's given me the power.

You know what I think? I think

you put too much of that sh*t up

your nose.

Yeah but sometimes it

seems like I will live forever

and sometimes it feels like

death is right around the corner

just waitin' to jump on me.

I'll never see it comin'. But I

do believe in life after death.

...Maybe you're right, maybe I'm

just going nuts but, am I crazy

for believing these things? Only

God knows the truth. It's not

like I'm first guy to ever

get the power, ya know...

Look at me

Johnny... I don't just want a

boyfriend. I want a husband. I

want a family. Whether you are

touched by an angel

or just an evangelist.

It doesn't matter to me.

I want to settle down. I'm

tired of this life on the road,

Johnny.

I know, baby.

In time. Princess, I promise.

It's all in good time.

[THUNDER SOUND EFFECT AND

FLICKERING LIGHT SOUND]

[DRAMATIC SOUND EFFECT]

You expect me to

eat this sh*t? You want mine?

[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE AND THUNDER]

[INTENSIFIED DRAMATIC MUSIC]

LITTLE JOHNNY JONES:

[SCREAMING]

JOHNNY JONES SR:

Shut up! Shut up!

Hey, Hey!

It's me... Hey, it's okay.

It's me... you were having a

nightmare. It's okay. It's me.

Relax, it's okay. Nobody's gonna

hurt you. You're okay. It was

just a nightmare. Let me get you

some water.

Drink it baby...

It's okay....

You're fine.

[DRAMATIC UPBEAT MUSIC]

Baby I've

been having these weird dreams.

I don't know how to explain

'em. It doesn't make any sense

and... and there's these other

dreams where its me as a little

kid with my dad.

I don't understand it.

Maybe you need to check into a

mental hospital or go see a

shrink.

Go see a

shrink. You f***in' kiddin' me?

Are you even listening to me?

You understand what I'm talking

about? These dreams are drivin'

me f***in' crazy. And look all

This sh*t is all you f***in"

care about, God damnit.

MOTHERF***ER that's...!

Stare in the f***in' mirror all

God damn day... you don't give a

- You know what?

- Sh*t about me. You f***in"...-

Look at that, huh?

You... God damn f***in' b*tch...

I swear to f***in' God.

- You gonna hit me now, huh?

- F***in' sh*t...

You gonna hit me now

like your dad used to beat you?

God damn it... F***!

Hey... Hey, I'm sorry... I

shouldn't have said that.

Hey Rev, I don't know what

the hell you did man, but thank

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